So you're going to China huh Zwick?

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Jan 31, 2012 12:34 PM
Cliff notes: China is a very fucked up place


With the arrival of spring in China Dongyang town surrounds a strange but familiar smell – the smell of urine. It’s very popular local delicacy – boiled eggs.What is the connection between the smell of urine and eggs? The answer is a bit shocking: the eggs are cooked in the urine, it must be the urine of virgin boys. This tradition dates back hundreds of years, and the local delicacy is simple and uncomplicated: Tongzi Dan, which means “Egg Boy”

What’s interesting is not just a boiled egg in the urine. After the water has boiled, they are extracted from hot water and a little break the shell, so the urine gets inside and all well absorbed and fragrance permeated What’s even more interesting, people love this dish Dongyang, if it can be called such. They can eat 10 eggs a day, although some still find it disgusting. There is a reasonable question as to where and how to collect urine for cooking eggs?It happens that all the local schools, have in the corridors buckets,for collecting urine. During the day, it all merges into a large container, and it is used to prepare the delicacy.Locals believe that these eggs have special medicinal value. The urine has crystals that help to reduce body temperature and stop the bleeding. But Huang Dzhen, chief physician at the local hospital immediately dispelled this myth, saying that nothing good is in the urine because the fact that the body rejected it. But what is the usual word against the doctor’s -old folk traditions




Jan 31, 2012 12:34pm
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Jan 31, 2012 12:43 PM
I wish this was the most disgusting/disturbing food in China. Sadly, it's all terrible. If I'm there for a month, I'll lose 10-15lbs b/c I don't eat hardly anything.
Jan 31, 2012 12:43pm
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Jan 31, 2012 12:43 PM
Gross.
Jan 31, 2012 12:43pm
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Jan 31, 2012 1:08 PM
I'd like the 9yr old R Kelly Eggs please. Thanks.
Jan 31, 2012 1:08pm
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Jan 31, 2012 1:09 PM
ZWICK 4 PREZ;1071288 wrote:I wish this was the most disgusting/disturbing food in China. Sadly, it's all terrible. If I'm there for a month, I'll lose 10-15lbs b/c I don't eat hardly anything.
I got you beat, I lost 10 lbs in 1 week in India. The food there was abosutely disgusting.
Jan 31, 2012 1:09pm
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Jan 31, 2012 2:07 PM
I can agree that India food is not always palatable. China culinary has much to offer with a wide variety old world tradition, local vegetation, meats, poulty and fish with new generation gourmet cooking China menu can be very enjoyable.
Note: Belly rule for China cooking...if it can&#8217;t swim, walk or fly before death it something I don't want to eat.</SPAN>
Jan 31, 2012 2:07pm
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Jan 31, 2012 2:12 PM
Chinese food is great.... if you prefer bone and cartilage as opposed to meat. They eat chicken feet there like it's going out of style.
Jan 31, 2012 2:12pm
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Jan 31, 2012 2:15 PM
The funniest thing about China is if you're a taller guy that works out, people stare at you like you're superhuman. I'm 6'1 215 and you feel like a giant there. Kids pull on their dads coat and point at you lol. You're literally a foot taller than everyone else there.
Jan 31, 2012 2:15pm
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Jan 31, 2012 2:16 PM
ZWICK 4 PREZ;1071421 wrote:The funniest thing about China is if you're a taller guy that works out, people stare at you like you're superhuman. I'm 6'1 215 and you feel like a giant there. Kids pull on their dads coat and point at you lol. You're literally a foot taller than everyone else there.
Use it to your advantage and bone every chick in the country.
Jan 31, 2012 2:16pm
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Jan 31, 2012 2:18 PM
justincredible;1071427 wrote:Use it to your advantage and bone every chick in the country.
I'm quick, but not quick enough to bone a billion chicks.
Jan 31, 2012 2:18pm
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Jan 31, 2012 2:22 PM
justincredible;1071427 wrote:Use it to your advantage and diu :Devery chick in the country.
fixed
Jan 31, 2012 2:22pm
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Jan 31, 2012 2:24 PM
I have friends in China that with a text message can provide a willing roommate :D bro
Jan 31, 2012 2:24pm
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Jan 31, 2012 2:28 PM
Z4P Take that dog you have with you for lunch :laugh:
Jan 31, 2012 2:28pm
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Jan 31, 2012 2:36 PM
ZWICK 4 PREZ;1071421 wrote:The funniest thing about China is if you're a taller guy that works out, people stare at you like you're superhuman. I'm 6'1 215 and you feel like a giant there. Kids pull on their dads coat and point at you lol. You're literally a foot taller than everyone else there.
A friend of mine said almost the exact same thing. He said he felt like a freak, 6'6" with blonde hair and blue eyes, everyone stared.
Jan 31, 2012 2:36pm
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Jan 31, 2012 5:01 PM
Get this tshirt before you leave.

Jan 31, 2012 5:01pm
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Jan 31, 2012 5:03 PM
lol.

Jan 31, 2012 5:03pm
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Jan 31, 2012 11:52 PM
said_aouita;1071570 wrote:Get this tshirt before you leave.

lmao. so wrong
Jan 31, 2012 11:52pm
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Feb 16, 2012 1:41 AM
ZWICK 4 PREZ;1071430 wrote:I'm quick, but not quick enough to bone a billion chicks.
I'm not sure about this.... It's probably a pretty close call.
Feb 16, 2012 1:41am
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Feb 16, 2012 6:23 AM
iluvz;1087330 wrote:I'm not sure about this.... It's probably a pretty close call.
You loved every minute of it. errr I mean, second of it.
Feb 16, 2012 6:23am