What is the worse spill you've ever had?
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[h=2][SUP]1[/SUP]spill[/h] verb \ˈspil\
spilled also spiltspill·ing


[h=2]Definition of SPILL[/h]transitive verb
1
a archaic : kill, destroy b : to cause (blood) to be lost by wounding


2
: to cause or allow especially accidentally or unintentionally to fall, flow, or run out so as to be lost or wasted

3
a : to relieve (a sail) from the pressure of the wind so as to reef or furl it b : to relieve the pressure of (wind) on a sail by coming about or by adjusting the sail with lines

4
: to throw off or out <a horse spilled him>

5
: to let out : divulge <spill a secret>

I once spilled milk while I was crying.

2 bbls saltwater Xmas day.

I was carrying 2 bowls of ham and beans into a shelter house at a Labor Day party when I tripped on the concrete. Seeing I was intoxicated at the time, all I could think about was not spilling my beans so my face took the brunt of the fall. My friends teased me for weeks about my husband beating the crap out of me, my face looked so bad. So I took a really bad spill, but did not spill my beans. Sadly, the dog came over and ate them.

...most embarassing spill was freshman year in high school. First day of school I'm rushing to my first class and worried about being late so I running up 2 flights of stairs with just about every book I needed for the entire day (not smart enough yet to think about going back and forth to my locker between clases) and tripped on the stairs. My stuff flew all over the place and at the top of the stairs were most of my brothers friends in the sophmore class who were giving me $hit anyway. After I picked everything up (seemed like an eternity), I made it to the top of the stairs and everyone standing around started yelling congratulations & clapping. The only thing hurting was my pride, dammmm that day was painful.

I slipped on ice when I was drunk freshman year. It messed my back up pretty bad. I couldn't play basketball or anything for like 2 months.

My ex slipped and fell on a penis. Several times.

I used to commute to OSU and for anyone who hasn't done that you have to park on west campus and then catch the bus to main campus. After doing that for fall quarter I asked for a bike for xmas so I wouldn't have to wait for the bus anymore and could just ride to class. I was waitlisted for English 110 and the professor told me if I showed up to the first few classes he was sure someone would drop and then he would let in. The first day of class I was running late and trying to hurry so I could get in the class, but I didn't understand that there was an art to riding a bike on campus and transitioning from the road to sidewalk. I was on woody hayes drive, riding as fast as I could and I rode straight into the sidewalk in front of Ohio Stadium without even attempting to lift my front wheel. There were hundreds of people there and I flipped over the handle bars and landed flat on the concrete. Everyone was trying to see if I was ok, but I was really embarrassed and limped away as fast as I could.

Steel Valley Football;1062980 wrote:My ex slipped and fell on a penis. Several times.

Whose penis?

FatHobbit;1062987 wrote: I was waitlisted for English 110 and the professor told me if I showed up to the first few classes he was sure someone would drop and then he would let in.

Did the professor end up letting you into the class?

An unopened gallon of Arizona Raspberry Tea on my kitchen floor...Everything was sticky for awhile (that's what she said).

justincredible;1063015 wrote:Whose penis?

...his ex ? so I'd guess it wasn't steelvalleyfootball's.

The one I caused in the Gulf of Mexico last year.

said_aouita;1063044 wrote:Did the professor end up letting you into the class?

Yes and it was one of the best gec classes I took at OSU. The instructor was great! (I think part of that was how poor my high school education was. Which may or may not have been due to my lack of effort.)