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OSH

Kosh B'Gosh

4,145 posts
Jan 3, 2012 8:45 PM
The Master Cleanse is tough. But it's good stuff.

I have a friend who's in med school (osteopathic) who does it four times a year.
Jan 3, 2012 8:45pm
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Thread Bomber

Message Board Terrorist

1,851 posts
Jan 3, 2012 9:01 PM
Go for iT ernest......the moronic colonic....
Jan 3, 2012 9:01pm
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Fab1b

The Bald A-Hole!!

12,949 posts
Jan 3, 2012 9:05 PM
When you lose control of your bowels and spray paint your bathroom though please post how you made your wife clean it up!!
Jan 3, 2012 9:05pm
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Sonofanump

Jan 10, 2012 9:04 AM
http://www.groupon.com/toledo/

Hope this helps, it's in your corner of the state bro.
Jan 10, 2012 9:04am
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sleeper

Legend

27,879 posts
Jan 10, 2012 10:02 AM
The best way to "cleanse" your body is to fast. Stop eating for 5-7 days and only drink water.

Most of the harmful toxins reside in your body fat, so the only way to get them out is to have your body use the fat as energy. Unfortunately, fat is usually the last thing your body wants to use as energy, so you'll have to fast for a longer period of time.

Good luck.
Jan 10, 2012 10:02am
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Mister Twister

Senior Member

185 posts
Jan 10, 2012 10:51 AM
I hear that 6 to 8 White Castles (hold the pickle) and a 40 oz. of Schlitz Malt Liquor will have your body expelling toxins for at least a couple of days, for less than $10 a treatment.
Jan 10, 2012 10:51am
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tigerballonline

www.advorunners.com

125 posts
Jan 10, 2012 8:34 PM
Best cleanse i have ever done. Very gentle, no diarhea and replaces the bacteria the body needs with freeze dried probiotics. Dr. Oz has reccomended these probiotics over the others on the market

https://www.advocare.com/110310359/Store/ItemDetail.aspx?itemCode=W3171&id=D&flavor=C
Jan 10, 2012 8:34pm
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tigerballonline

www.advorunners.com

125 posts
Jan 15, 2012 5:31 PM
ccrunner609;1047616 wrote:total crap.......your body has a whole system that deals with the proper bacteria. There is NEVER a reason to "replace" the bacteria in the body if you are healthy and dont have some sort of infection or autoimmune problem.
Yeah cause Americans are the healthiest people on the planet. You are dillusional.
Jan 15, 2012 5:31pm
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LJ

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16,351 posts
Jan 15, 2012 5:52 PM
tigerballonline;1053639 wrote:Yeah cause Americans are the healthiest people on the planet. You are dillusional.
You 2 should have a spell-off
Jan 15, 2012 5:52pm
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Thinthickbigred

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4,148 posts
Jan 15, 2012 6:02 PM
ernest_t_bass;1036879 wrote:Anyone ever do a full body cleanse or a colon cleanse? If so, what are your recommendations? I did an "Evercleanse" (http://www.evercleanse.com/) before, but I have no idea of the results b/c it was right when I quit drinking for a year, which gives you the ****s anyway.

I'm probably looking at $30 max, if anyone has any ideas.
Homemade chilli with Habinaros and other types of peppers ,tomatoes ,onions and plenty of garlic,with bread followed by a an evening of drinking Milwaukee's Best or Keystone light . That will clean your rectal cavity without having to pay doctor fees plus your blood will get a shock treatment . Give yourself two full days rest afterwords with plenty of apple and grape juice .
Jan 15, 2012 6:02pm
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Thinthickbigred

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4,148 posts
Jan 15, 2012 6:03 PM
tigerballonline;1053639 wrote:Yeah cause Americans are the healthiest people on the planet. You are dillusional.
Healthy as in ready to eat for Thanksgiving YES
Jan 15, 2012 6:03pm