ernest_t_bass;1036879 wrote:Anyone ever do a full body cleanse or a colon cleanse? If so, what are your recommendations? I did an "Evercleanse" (http://www.evercleanse.com/) before, but I have no idea of the results b/c it was right when I quit drinking for a year, which gives you the shits anyway.

I'm probably looking at $30 max, if anyone has any ideas.

se-alum;1036942 wrote:Easiest and cheapest, Epsom Salts. 2 tsp to 8 oz of water, and let the fun begin. Just make sure you drink plenty of water, because of the dehydration affects of salt.

justincredible;1036953 wrote:A shower is usually the easiest way to cleanse your whole body.

LJ;1036946 wrote:Yeah, and that's the stupid shit doctors warn against doing :laugh:

se-alum;1036958 wrote:Do you not do any of the things doctors warn against?

se-alum;1036958 wrote:Do you not do any of the things doctors warn against?

LJ;1036971 wrote:I don't like doing things that cause mass dehydration and strain on your insides like that.

se-alum;1036993 wrote:It's pretty easy to keep yourself hydrated, it's not like he's gonna be doing any strenuous activities during this. Also, I've never known the shits to be a strain on the insides.

ernest_t_bass;1037002 wrote:I'm just going to mix Metamucil with Epsom Salts.

justincredible;1037006 wrote:I've heard cyanide also works.

ernest_t_bass;1037012 wrote:Justin, cyanide would kill me. It's poison. Why would you want me to take poison? Do you want me to die? That wouldn't be very nice of you, if you want me to die.

ernest_t_bass;1037012 wrote:Justin, cyanide would kill me. It's poison. Why would you want me to take poison? Do you want me to die? That wouldn't be very nice of you, if you want me to die.

DeyDurkie5;1037016 wrote:snotbubbles sperm

Heretic;1037019 wrote:Too much sperm is why he needs the full body cleanse!

DeyDurkie5;1037016 wrote:snotbubbles sperm

THE4RINGZ;1036933 wrote:I ate too much pork and sauerkraut on New Year's Day, that seemed to clean out my colon Monday, and I think I only paid $1.79 for the bag of kraut.

like_that;1036935 wrote:Try excercising and eating natural foods that are high in fiber. Body cleansed.

dlazz;1036949 wrote:There was an episode of Penn & Teller's Bullshit on this. It was comical.

• The Master Cleanse
  • There are a number of ways to naturally flush out your system. The most well-known may be the Master Cleanse, also known as the lemonade diet or the maple syrup fast. The Master Cleanse was created by Stanley Burroughs in 1941 but really became popular in recent years as celebrities used it to lose weight quickly and spread the word. Beyoncé Knowles lost more than 20 pounds for her role in "Dreamgirls" by using the Master Cleanse, and Jared Leto reportedly lost the 62 pounds he gained to play convicted murderer Mark David Chapman by using this method.
    The Master Cleanse was not originally meant to be a weight-loss plan, however. It was designed as a natural way to do a full-body detox.
    You can do the Master Cleanse for three, seven, 10 or more days. The instructions are simple: For whatever period of time you choose, you consume nothing but a drink made of fresh lemon juice, cayenne pepper, maple syrup and water. Some directions for the Master Cleanse also recommend drinking a saltwater mixture in the morning or evening as an additional way to flush out your system.
  Liver and Gallbladder Flush
  
  
  • If you have gallstones and want to specifically target your liver and gallbladder you can do the apple juice flush. This is a seven-day liver and gallstone detox program. Like the Master Cleanse, it is a simple diet using fresh ingredients.
    To do the gallbladder flush, eat four to six apples and drink four to five glasses of organic, unfiltered apple juice for the first six days. You can continue eating regular meals, as well, although some people fast from all other food while they follow it. Each night before bed, you consume olive oil, lemon juice and water. Lie on your right side as you sleep for best results. On the seventh day repeat the process but add a morning enema to your routine*. This not only detoxes your liver and gallbladder but, if you have gallstones, they'll be expelled. * Sure 609 would volunteer to help on this.

said_aouita;1037120 wrote:Do you ever fast? Go an entire day without food, only water?
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How about this craziness?

• The Master Cleanse
  • There are a number of ways to naturally flush out your system. The most well-known may be the Master Cleanse, also known as the lemonade diet or the maple syrup fast. The Master Cleanse was created by Stanley Burroughs in 1941 but really became popular in recent years as celebrities used it to lose weight quickly and spread the word. Beyoncé Knowles lost more than 20 pounds for her role in "Dreamgirls" by using the Master Cleanse, and Jared Leto reportedly lost the 62 pounds he gained to play convicted murderer Mark David Chapman by using this method.
    The Master Cleanse was not originally meant to be a weight-loss plan, however. It was designed as a natural way to do a full-body detox.
    You can do the Master Cleanse for three, seven, 10 or more days. The instructions are simple: For whatever period of time you choose, you consume nothing but a drink made of fresh lemon juice, cayenne pepper, maple syrup and water. Some directions for the Master Cleanse also recommend drinking a saltwater mixture in the morning or evening as an additional way to flush out your system.
  Liver and Gallbladder Flush
  
  
  • If you have gallstones and want to specifically target your liver and gallbladder you can do the apple juice flush. This is a seven-day liver and gallstone detox program. Like the Master Cleanse, it is a simple diet using fresh ingredients.
    To do the gallbladder flush, eat four to six apples and drink four to five glasses of organic, unfiltered apple juice for the first six days. You can continue eating regular meals, as well, although some people fast from all other food while they follow it. Each night before bed, you consume olive oil, lemon juice and water. Lie on your right side as you sleep for best results. On the seventh day repeat the process but add a morning enema to your routine*. This not only detoxes your liver and gallbladder but, if you have gallstones, they'll be expelled. * Sure 609 would volunteer to help on this.

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