skank;1032002 wrote:I don't know, why did the chicken cross the road?

To get the Plain Dealer.................................................................. Get it?


(You Reply: No I don't get it.)

No, I don't get it.

skank;1031930 wrote:Care to tell us what school you, "coach" at?


Yeah, I didn't think so.

Chirp chirp chirp.

skank;1032009 wrote:No, I don't get it.

Me neither, I get the Vindicator!

BOOM:laugh:

Pay attention Sherm.

Laughs I tell ya....Laughs.

You're funny Gardens, but....You're not a coach.

skank;1031987 wrote:Maybe not, but if I read your stuff on here, then had to decide whether to see your routine or not, sorry, but I'm stayin home.

You wouldn't get the jokes anyways.

Oh wow, you got me.

Isn't that what someone who is not funny says?

Oh, you just didn't get it.

Sherman: "Forgive me father for I have sinned".

Priest: "Yeah yeah, use the glory hole I drilled earlier today while you talk."

skank;1032027 wrote:Sherman: "Forgive me father for I have sinned".

Priest: "Yeah yeah, use the glory hole I drilled earlier today while you talk."

I get a kick out of how funny skank is. The same old priest joke everytime. I can just picture him sitting in his mom's basement. Wich I will also assume doubles for the litter box and palce the dog goes to the bathroom. Laughing out loud to himself as he posts these sweet jokes. His mom yells from upstairs "keep it down I can't hear Steve Wilkos." While she lays in her bed that she hasn't got out of in a year cause she's too fat.

landshark0731;1031913 wrote:Good one!

skank;1031922 wrote:A little boy must have just walked in.

lmao--now this is funny :laugh:

genghis dong;1032152 wrote:I get a kick out of how funny skank is. The same old priest joke everytime. I can just picture him sitting in his mom's basement. Wich I will also assume doubles for the litter box and palce the dog goes to the bathroom. Laughing out loud to himself as he posts these sweet jokes. His mom yells from upstairs "keep it down I can't hear Steve Wilkos." While she lays in her bed that she hasn't got out of in a year cause she's too fat.

Funniest thing about him is that he went hard on here from around 10:00pm to after midnight, posting, every few minutes. I was posting while my wife was getting ready to go out, and then a few times from the cab in between bars. It's pretty clear that our boy skank was stuck at home, and clearly not getting any pussy last night. Gotta be a sad life when you spend your entire Friday night on this site making played out priest jokes (and thinking it's hilarious).

The anger that Skank had last night,leads me to believe that Thicky did not let Skank lube up with astro-glide.Leading to many alcoholic beverages consumed to ease the pain and impaired Skanks ability to think before he speaks.

sherm03;1032248 wrote:Funniest thing about him is that he went hard on here from around 10:00pm to after midnight, posting, every few minutes. I was posting while my wife was getting ready to go out, and then a few times from the cab in between bars. It's pretty clear that our boy skank was stuck at home, and clearly not getting any **** last night. Gotta be a sad life when you spend your entire Friday night on this site making played out priest jokes (and thinking it's hilarious).

So, let me get this straight,

1-You're saying that you're cool because you were bar hopping, and I'm not because I was sitting at home?
2-You assume that YOU'RE the only one who has internet access from their phone?
3-You're out....With your wife....On the town....Having a good time....And you're still posting on here with me?

landshark0731;1032284 wrote:The anger that Skank had last night,leads me to believe that Thicky did not let Skank lube up with astro-glide.Leading to many alcoholic beverages consumed to ease the pain and impaired Skanks ability to think before he speaks.

What anger?

Furthermore, I guess if you and the P.B.G don't like my continuous priest jokes, I'll quit. BUT FIRST....You guys have to promise NEVER to quit making those always funny homosexual references.

genghis dong;1032152 wrote:I get a kick out of how funny skank is. The same old priest joke everytime. I can just picture him sitting in his mom's basement. Wich I will also assume doubles for the litter box and palce the dog goes to the bathroom. Laughing out loud to himself as he posts these sweet jokes. His mom yells from upstairs "keep it down I can't hear Steve Wilkos." While she lays in her bed that she hasn't got out of in a year cause she's too fat.

Nailed it.

sherm03;1031982 wrote:Yes, because posting on a message board is the exact same thing as writing a set and performing it on stage...

You're right, but you obviously still TRY to be funny on here, and I just don't think you are, sorry. I'd say on a scale of 1-10 you are about a 2 or 3 to me. I realize what you posted above is true, but you seem to lack an ability to be improvisational. Gee, I sure hope your show isn't bases on improv, well, either way, I'm sure it's hilarious for the type of crowd you probably draw.

skank;1032322 wrote:You're right, but you obviously still TRY to be funny on here, and I just don't think you are, sorry. I'd say on a scale of 1-10 you are about a 2 or 3 to me. I realize what you posted above is true, but you seem to lack an ability to be improvisational. Gee, I sure hope your show isn't bases on improv, well, either way, I'm sure it's hilarious for the type of crowd you probably draw.

Given the fact that you probably have to pay an admission charge to get into a show I'm sure you will never attend.

Dean Wormer;1032372 wrote:Given the fact that you probably have to pay an admission charge to get into a show I'm sure you will never attend.

Yeah, I guess. That, or the fact that he just isn't funny.

skank;1032322 wrote:You're right, but you obviously still TRY to be funny on here, and I just don't think you are, sorry. I'd say on a scale of 1-10 you are about a 2 or 3 to me. I realize what you posted above is true, but you seem to lack an ability to be improvisational. Gee, I sure hope your show isn't bases on improv, well, either way, I'm sure it's hilarious for the type of crowd you probably draw.

Out of curiosity, who are your favorite comedians?

sherm03;1032399 wrote:Out of curiosity, who are your favorite comedians?

I would hazard a guess that it would be the entire Massillon football team. They are the biggest joke around.

skank;1032306 wrote:So, let me get this straight,

1-You're saying that you're cool because you were bar hopping, and I'm not because I was sitting at home?
2-You assume that YOU'RE the only one who has internet access from their phone?
3-You're out....With your wife....On the town....Having a good time....And you're still posting on here with me?

1-Never said that. But I do find it funny that your peak posting times seem to be on Friday and Saturday nights when everyone else is out being social. More of an observation than saying that I am cooler than you. It just leads me to one of two conclusions. Either you're younger and just have a sad sad life where you don't have any friends and don't go out at all. Or you're older and just have a sad sad life where you relive you're Massillon glory days by coming on here and talking shit about private schools. Either way, you're just sad.
2-If you are able to post for over two hours straight on your phone, you have better battery life than just about everyone I have met with a smart phone. And if you were out and posting all that from the phone, you must have been out by yourself...or just not talking to anyone you were with.
3-Yep. You know how when women start talking about "that bitch from work" for the 900th time, you think to yourself, "well, I can either grab a beer...shoot myself in the face...or check something online while she's going on and on about this." Well, you can't have a beer in the cab and I didn't have a gun. So I decided to check in and see your hilarious priest/molestation jokes. On second thought, maybe you don't know what that's like when women do that. Let me put it in a way you'll understand. You know when you're sitting alone in your house, and your dog won't stop barking. So you think to yourself, "well, I can either grab the peanut butter and put him to work...shoot myself in the face...or check something online." That's kind of like what it was like in the cab last night in between bars.

sherm03;1032399 wrote:Out of curiosity, who are your favorite comedians?

Don't worry, you havent cracked the top 10 yet.

Dean Wormer;1032412 wrote:I would hazard a guess that it would be the entire Massillon football team. They are the biggest joke around.

Really? Is this supposed to make people laugh? Do you think that people are reading this right now thinking, "Now that wormer, he has a quick wit"? Really?

skank;1032485 wrote:Don't worry, you havent cracked the top 10 yet.

I'm generally curious.

I come on here to BS and talk sports. I'm not trying to grow a fan base or entertain anyone on here. But I'm interested to know who the comedians are that you do find funny.