Morning wood poll

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said_aouita

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Dec 24, 2011 8:26 AM
Growing up, we'd usually have a fire in the fireplace on holidays.

Anyone going to fire up wood this holiday in their fireplace?
Dec 24, 2011 8:26am
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4cards

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Dec 24, 2011 8:35 AM
...yes love to pull my wood in the morning!
Dec 24, 2011 8:35am
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said_aouita

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Dec 24, 2011 9:06 AM
No doubt ya gotta be careful, who ya share yer wood with. I've heard stories of guys sharing wood that ending up on fire, even without a flame.
Dec 24, 2011 9:06am
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Dec 24, 2011 9:07 AM
that was always a running joke on the AM loading shift at UPS. Who has vine street? Who has vine? Who has Mockingbird?

Then of coure the good ole....."Who has Morningwood. WHo has morningwood", Always a good way to haze the new guys!
Dec 24, 2011 9:07am
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Dec 24, 2011 11:04 AM
You never fail to disappoint CC !!! Nice self portrait.

I usually have a fire in the fireplace every night in the winter...Duraflame or the equivalent.
Dec 24, 2011 11:04am
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Dec 24, 2011 11:07 AM
ccrunner609;1025722 wrote:
That remote control holder is totally awesome.
Dec 24, 2011 11:07am
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Dec 24, 2011 5:39 PM
Wait....is this thread about trees or cocks?
Dec 24, 2011 5:39pm
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Dec 24, 2011 6:07 PM
Im surprised he is not wearing a visor.
Dec 24, 2011 6:07pm
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Dec 24, 2011 6:54 PM
fireplace,,,,,, but no wood
Dec 24, 2011 6:54pm
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Dec 24, 2011 7:03 PM
What exactly did you want to know about my pole?
Dec 24, 2011 7:03pm
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Dec 24, 2011 8:18 PM
I'm slightly curious the need for an ellipsis at the end of the third option. What are you hinting at?
Dec 24, 2011 8:18pm
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Dec 24, 2011 9:35pm
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said_aouita

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Dec 25, 2011 1:27 AM
Sykotyk;1026369 wrote:I'm slightly curious the need for an ellipsis at the end of the third option. What are you hinting at?
Just an ongoing thought...
Dec 25, 2011 1:27am
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Dec 25, 2011 9:21 AM
We to have a fire on the holidays but it depends on the weather and temperature outside .. With 12 people in the house it gets a little warm.
Dec 25, 2011 9:21am
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Dec 25, 2011 11:25 AM
I voted that I had a log on the fire but in the sense that I wake up in the morning and my "log" is "up and ready to be put on the wife's fire crotch"
Dec 25, 2011 11:25am
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Dec 25, 2011 11:26 AM
bigkahuna;1026613 wrote:I voted that I had a log on the fire but in the sense that I wake up in the morning and my "log" is "up and ready to be put on the wife's fire crotch"
Ginger?
Dec 25, 2011 11:26am
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Dec 25, 2011 6:59 PM
bigkahuna;1026613 wrote:I voted that I had a log on the fire but in the sense that I wake up in the morning and my "log" is "up and ready to be put on the wife's fire crotch"
You positive that fire crotch isn't Gonorrhea?
Dec 25, 2011 6:59pm
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Dec 25, 2011 7:15 PM
bigkahuna;1026613 wrote:I voted that I had a log on the fire but in the sense that I wake up in the morning and my "log" is "up and ready to be put on the wife's fire crotch"
Get her to a Doctor....some penicillian could clear that up...
Dec 25, 2011 7:15pm
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Dec 25, 2011 7:32 PM
bigkahuna;1026613 wrote:I voted that I had a log on the fire but in the sense that I wake up in the morning and my "log" is "up and ready to be put on the wife's fire crotch"
She must get around
Dec 25, 2011 7:32pm