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ernest_t_bass

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Dec 22, 2011 8:22 AM
SnotBubbles;1023730 wrote:He probably wanted weed so he get bear to get through your set... :)

Did you or your cousin type this?
Dec 22, 2011 8:22am
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Raw Dawgin' it

Just Ain't Care

11,466 posts
Dec 22, 2011 8:22 AM
Pop Copy.

Also the guys night out one. "Fuck it, a mouths a mouth!" -Bill Burr.
Dec 22, 2011 8:22am
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Dec 22, 2011 8:29 AM
SnotBubbles;1023730 wrote:He probably wanted weed so he get bear to get through your set... :)
bears are at comedy clubs?
Dec 22, 2011 8:29am
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Rotinaj

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Dec 22, 2011 8:40 AM
When keepin it real goes wrong.
Dec 22, 2011 8:40am
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Apple

Prost!

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Dec 22, 2011 8:42 AM
My daughter saw him down at a bar in the Oregon District the weekend before last. He walked over to her and she kiddingly asked him, "So what's your name?" He laughed. She said he was a nice guy.
Dec 22, 2011 8:42am
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

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Dec 22, 2011 8:51 AM
I saw him at BGSU in 2002 or so. Dane Cook opened for him. He came on the stage and said, "Bowling Green?" He was pretty laid back his entire show, probably b/c he had no idea why the fuck he was at BGSU. Dane Cook was pretty good, though.
Dec 22, 2011 8:51am
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karen lotz

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Dec 22, 2011 9:59 AM
ernest_t_bass;1023767 wrote:I saw him at BGSU in 2002 or so. Dane Cook opened for him. He came on the stage and said, "Bowling Green?" He was pretty laid back his entire show, probably b/c he had no idea why the fuck he was at BGSU. Dane Cook was pretty good, though.

"Bowling Green?"...that's hilarious and also shows he was laid back. Please tell us more!
Dec 22, 2011 9:59am
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

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Dec 22, 2011 9:59 AM
karen lotz;1023853 wrote:"Bowling Green?"...that's hilarious and also shows he was laid back. Please tell us more!

#Guns
Dec 22, 2011 9:59am
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Wooball

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Dec 22, 2011 10:17 AM
Player Haters' Ball also a classic.
Dec 22, 2011 10:17am
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SportsAndLady

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Dec 22, 2011 10:38 AM
Correction, I did sleep with Katie
Dec 22, 2011 10:38am
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Rotinaj

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Dec 22, 2011 10:41 AM
And a banana cognac biatch!!!
Dec 22, 2011 10:41am
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Raw Dawgin' it

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Dec 22, 2011 10:48 AM
SportsAndLady;1023886 wrote:Correction, I did sleep with Katie
"Katies got some big ass tittays!"
Dec 22, 2011 10:48am
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Raw Dawgin' it

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Dec 22, 2011 10:49 AM
Dec 22, 2011 10:49am
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Early Cuyler

Sonny LIED!!!

1,097 posts
Dec 22, 2011 11:17 AM
My favorite skit is the slave reparations.

[video=youtube;Fg6J1Skptbs][/video]

I'm rich biiiiiaaatchh
Dec 22, 2011 11:17am
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Early Cuyler

Sonny LIED!!!

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Dec 22, 2011 11:18 AM
World series of dice is a good one too.

Ashy Larry!
Dec 22, 2011 11:18am
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BigAppleBuckeye

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Dec 22, 2011 11:20 AM
Too many classics to keep track of, and some of the best ones were already discussed in this thread. I always liked that one where he shows the girl with the big rack what her wife would be like if she was flat-chested.

"Ghost? I ain't no ghost ... I'm just a n--ger who LOVES titties." hahahaha
Dec 22, 2011 11:20am
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Dec 22, 2011 11:22 AM
Sykotyk;1023616 wrote:Greatest comedy skit ever had to be the black white supremacist.
This
Dec 22, 2011 11:22am
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rmolin73

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Dec 22, 2011 4:19 PM
Clayton Bigsby hands down.
Dec 22, 2011 4:19pm
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Midstate01

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Dec 22, 2011 5:25 PM
I like the skit where he works at wackarnolds.

I'm proud of that him, now let's rob that niggar!
Dec 22, 2011 5:25pm
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like_that

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26,625 posts
Dec 22, 2011 7:29 PM
Also have to add Black Bush. "They got aluminum tubes!"
Dec 22, 2011 7:29pm
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Dec 22, 2011 8:29 PM
like_that;1024435 wrote:Also have to add Black Bush. "They got aluminum tubes!"

Do I need to tell you what the fuck you can do with an aluminum tube?
Dec 22, 2011 8:29pm
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Dec 22, 2011 9:03 PM
ccrunner609;1024418 wrote: [video=youtube;FV_GoGcWH_c][/video]
Can't forget the REMIX!
[video=youtube;7rtzpj03-2s][/video]
Dec 22, 2011 9:03pm
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Dec 22, 2011 10:10 PM
Early Cuyler;1023930 wrote:My favorite skit is the slave reparations.

[video=youtube;Fg6J1Skptbs][/video]

I'm rich biiiiiaaatchh
Isn't this that creepy guy who does those Nationwide commercials?
Dec 22, 2011 10:10pm
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Terry_Tate

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Apr 23, 2012 11:34 PM
Just watched the "I know black people" skit. What is a chicken head? Lol

"How can black people rise up and overcome?" "Well can they overcome?" "That is correct!"
Apr 23, 2012 11:34pm
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Apr 24, 2012 7:31 AM
Why do black people like Menthols SO much?
Apr 24, 2012 7:31am