power i
Posts: 1,296
Dec 15, 2011 8:21am
..."are you ready for Christmas?" I just may shoot them.
gorocks99
Posts: 10,760
Dec 15, 2011 8:23am
Are you ready for Festivus?
ytownfootball
Posts: 6,978
Dec 15, 2011 8:25am
I'm not ready either. Don't be mad.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Dec 15, 2011 8:38am
Are you ready for anal sex?power i;1015586 wrote:..."are you ready for Christmas?" I just may shoot them.
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Dec 15, 2011 8:39am
We are actually due to be finished with our shopping,, etc. ahead of schedule this year. It is a goood feeling.
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Dec 15, 2011 8:42am
You really, really hate vaginas....don't you?ernest_t_bass;1015629 wrote:Are you ready for anal sex?
power i
Posts: 1,296
Dec 15, 2011 9:04am
^^Lol.
I'm not mad because I'm not ready. (Which I'm not). It's just that every person I see asks me. I bet 50 people asked me yesterday. Do they really care if I'm ready or not? Next time someone asks me, I'm telling them no, I'm not ready, but here is my list so you can go finish up for me.
I'm not mad because I'm not ready. (Which I'm not). It's just that every person I see asks me. I bet 50 people asked me yesterday. Do they really care if I'm ready or not? Next time someone asks me, I'm telling them no, I'm not ready, but here is my list so you can go finish up for me.
se-alum
Posts: 13,948
Dec 15, 2011 9:07am
It takes the place of "how 'bout this weather" as a conversation starter this time of year.power i;1015586 wrote:..."are you ready for Christmas?" I just may shoot them.
LJ
Posts: 16,351
Dec 15, 2011 9:41am
So...
are you ready for Christmas?
are you ready for Christmas?
power i
Posts: 1,296
Dec 15, 2011 10:52am
LJ, I know where Blacklick is and I do have a gun and know how to use it. 
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Dec 15, 2011 10:58am
Haven't done any shopping yet. Gonna be a flurry of activity this first week back home.
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Dec 15, 2011 10:59am
I don't celebrate Christmas because I don't believe in Jesus or any of that hogwash. When people ask me if I'm ready for Christmas, I say "I'm celebrating XMAS this year" and emphasize the 'X'.
S
Sonofanump
Dec 15, 2011 11:10am
LJ
Posts: 16,351
Dec 15, 2011 11:19am
Wow, you are so fucking cool.sleeper;1015732 wrote:I don't celebrate Christmas because I don't believe in Jesus or any of that hogwash. When people ask me if I'm ready for Christmas, I say "I'm celebrating XMAS this year" and emphasize the 'X'.
Please, teach us all to be as cool as you
T
Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Dec 15, 2011 11:19am
Your kids must be the most tormented kids in school.sleeper;1015732 wrote:I don't celebrate Christmas because I don't believe in Jesus or any of that hogwash. When people ask me if I'm ready for Christmas, I say "I'm celebrating XMAS this year" and emphasize the 'X'.
gorocks99
Posts: 10,760
Dec 15, 2011 11:20am
Should be celebrating the birth of Mithra. Duh. Mithramas.sleeper;1015732 wrote:I don't celebrate Christmas because I don't believe in Jesus or any of that hogwash. When people ask me if I'm ready for Christmas, I say "I'm celebrating XMAS this year" and emphasize the 'X'.
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Dec 15, 2011 11:42am
I don't have kids. Enjoy!Tiernan;1015764 wrote:Your kids must be the most tormented kids in school.
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Dec 15, 2011 11:42am
Haters gon' hate bro. The sooner we get rid of Christmas, the sooner this country can return to sanity.LJ;1015763 wrote:Wow, you are so ****ing cool.
Please, teach us all to be as cool as you
LJ
Posts: 16,351
Dec 15, 2011 11:43am
Yes! Let's infringe on the rights of private citizens and companies to practice and celebrate their own religions!!!sleeper;1015783 wrote:Haters gon' hate bro. The sooner we get rid of Christmas, the sooner this country can return to sanity.
Sounds like a great idea :rolleyes:
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Dec 15, 2011 11:46am
Religion is a joke and an intellectual sinkhole. When people stop making decisions based on religion, this country can use logic and reason to solve our problems rather than just praying for it.LJ;1015784 wrote:Yes! Let's infringe on the rights of private citizens and companies to practice and celebrate their own religions!!!
Sounds like a great idea :rolleyes:
4cards
Posts: 2,551
Dec 15, 2011 11:46am
...I feel your pain power i, it must be the same aholes that when they're asked how they are on a Friday, their reply is either TGIF or "Hey it's Friday".power i;1015586 wrote:..."are you ready for Christmas?" I just may shoot them.
Anyway since you didn't answer are you ready for anal sex?
LJ
Posts: 16,351
Dec 15, 2011 11:47am
that's your opinion, and people are just as entitled to theirs are you are yours.sleeper;1015787 wrote:Religion is a joke and an intellectual sinkhole. When people stop making decisions based on religion, this country can use logic and reason to solve our problems rather than just praying for it.
I swear some atheists are just as bad as evangelicals
LJ
Posts: 16,351
Dec 15, 2011 11:48am
My dad emails me every freaking friday morning... (by morning, I mean 11am when he gets up)4cards;1015788 wrote:...I feel your pain power i, it must be the same aholes that when they're asked how they are on a Friday, their reply is either TGIF or "Hey it's Friday".
"HEY HEY HEY TGIF!!!"
Yes, thanks dad. I know it is Friday.
martyirish
Posts: 490
Dec 15, 2011 11:51am
Hey Power i
"Are you ready for Christmas?"
"Are you ready for Christmas?"
power i
Posts: 1,296
Dec 15, 2011 11:54am
What a cute puppy! We should all vote for him!!!!!!!!Sonofanump;1015743 wrote: