Why so serious?LJ;997304 wrote:Plz be serious
Only with picsernest_t_bass;997333 wrote:What do you mean "another?" We no need no masturbation thread?
bc i haz no jokes!dwccrew;997307 wrote:Why so serious?
I've heard that little thing you call a penis is a joke. BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNO-Trap;997377 wrote:bc i haz no jokes!
Begs the question: Why have you been discussing my penis? Living in a closet with no door, are we?dwccrew;997379 wrote:I've heard that little thing you call a penis is a joke. BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Your wife has some strange pillow talk with me. Oh no.....over the line? LOLO-Trap;997386 wrote:Begs the question: Why have you been discussing my penis? Living in a closet with no door, are we?
Not at all. Still doesn't make it less weird that you were discussing my penis. When are you going to tell my wife you're gay so she can look for a boy toy elsewhere?dwccrew;997388 wrote:Your wife has some strange pillow talk with me. Oh no.....over the line? LOL
i would have though she'd figure that out when i told her to stick a plunger handle up my ass. Not so bright the mrs.O-Trap;997409 wrote:Not at all. Still doesn't make it less weird that you were discussing my penis. When are you going to tell my wife you're gay so she can look for a boy toy elsewhere?
She says she thought you had slight autism and that she saw you watering plants at Lowe's, so she didn't balk at it even though it sounded weird.dwccrew;997410 wrote:i would have though she'd figure that out when i told her to stick a plunger handle up my ass. Not so bright the mrs.
Ask her what did she think of the love making and did she enjoy the kama sutra.O-Trap;997416 wrote:She says she thought you had slight autism and that she saw you watering plants at Lowe's, so she didn't balk at it even though it sounded weird.
She liked it. Said you were tender like a woman.dwccrew;997420 wrote:Ask her what did she think of the love making and did she enjoy the kama sutra.
Okjustincredible;997286 wrote:Indeed.
