Does anyone else have one?
I have this cousin, who is retarded but not like wheel chair retarded. He's been retarded his whole life. Not only is he retarded, he should also probably be classified as a sexual predator. No, he hasn't raped anyone/anything that we know of, but he's the horniest motherfucker I've ever met. At different points in his life, he's ran up over $10,000 in sex hotlines on my uncles credit card, broke into the neighbor's house and got caught jacking off in her panties and will masturbate at about every family outing and get caught about every time (biggest cock in the world, no joke...the guy is packing a serious sledge hammer...God's "fuck you" to me). His Facebook profile is hilarious. His own dad, several of my aunts (my mom too) wont be his friends. He and his retarded friends always talk about sexual acts. Example:
He'll go from one day getting yelled at by his brother or sister and posting about Jesus, to the next day liking "girls cumming on my shaved dogs leash." It's so bizarre. Example 2:
Yes, my retarded male cousin likes getting his pussy licked by girls....
So what say you, OC....does anyone else suffer from a retarded family member (with or without a gigantic penis)?
Here's to you, cuz!
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