So I get pulled over at lunch for running a stop sign... I, admittedly, slowed down but didn't come to a complete stop so it was a fair violation. Cop comes to my window and says "hey, I didn't really like your stop back there". I said "yeah I know, but I slowed down". He looks at me and just says "ok" and gets in his car and leaves. I wait a few minutes in disbelief that he left without giving me a ticket, then continued on home. When I get home I see his cruiser in my drive way... I get out, look around for him, but he's nowhere to be found. I go inside and I hear a noise coming from my bedroom and I walk in and hes railing my fiance. I said "what the fuck man?". He looks at me and says "do you want me to stop or just slow down?"

lesson learned.

more 4chan dribble

dlazz;994868 wrote:more 4chan dribble

I've been to 4chan, just heard the joke before. But I'm also not surprised you hear all of your jokes from a message board.

I don't make threads to tell jokes. I merely comment on threads that are trollable.

LOL! Glad this was made into its own thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dlazz;994882 wrote:I don't make threads, I just troll.

fify

ZWICK 4 PREZ;994865 wrote:So I get pulled over at lunch for running a stop sign... I, admittedly, slowed down but didn't come to a complete stop so it was a fair violation. Cop comes to my window and says "hey, I didn't really like your stop back there". I said "yeah I know, but I slowed down". He looks at me and just says "ok" and gets in his car and leaves. I wait a few minutes in disbelief that he left without giving me a ticket, then continued on home. When I get home I see his cruiser in my drive way... I get out, look around for him, but he's nowhere to be found. I go inside and I hear a noise coming from my bedroom and I walk in and hes railing my fiance. I said "what the fuck man?". He looks at me and says "do you want me to stop or just slow down?"

lesson learned.

Lol, in the version I heard the cop pulls out his night stick and starts cracking the driver over the head. Then he asks "do you want me to stop or slow down?" This was funny tho

FatHobbit;994924 wrote:Lol, in the version I heard the cop pulls out his night stick and starts cracking the driver over the head. Then he asks "do you want me to stop or slow down?" This was funny tho

haha i c.. I've never heard it that way before.

FatHobbit;994924 wrote:Lol, in the version I heard the cop pulls out his night stick and starts cracking the driver over the head. Then he asks "do you want me to stop or slow down?" This was funny tho

so the cops that pepper spray the OWS people are just speading the wealth around to everyone, not just the crackheads!

I heard it around 15 or so years ago but with the cop using the billy club and hitting the guy in the shin.....I actually used this joke when discussing with my 6th grade students about stopping the soccer ball on a certain line while dribbling. They just kept slowing down while the directions were to stop the ball on the line.