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Devils Advocate

Brudda o da bomber

4,539 posts
Nov 28, 2011 2:45 PM
When waking at 4:00 am to take a leak:

Lift seat
Confine stream to the confines of the porcelain circle
DO NOT GO FOR THE DEEP WATER

If you cannot see/and or aim, Go in the shower, or outside. I would never ask you to sit and pee like a sissy.


NO, YOU CAN’T USE MY FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH

The couch and or the floor are available for you to sleep it off. It is not however a license for you to camp out the rest of the weekend.

Feel free to raid the fridge, but leave my alcohol stash alone unless I am awake and there to enjoy it with you.

Please do not attempt to bone my wife (unless she asks of course)

end rant
Nov 28, 2011 2:45pm
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I Wear Pants

Senior Member

16,223 posts
Nov 28, 2011 2:48 PM
Sounds like someone pissed on your floor, used your toothbrush, ate all your food and drank your booze, then upperdecked your toilet, and boned your wife (PIIHB, of course).
Nov 28, 2011 2:48pm
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Devils Advocate

Brudda o da bomber

4,539 posts
Nov 28, 2011 3:26 PM
And it is NOT funny for you to change the message on my answering machine.

( It was funny, but my MOM didn't appreciate the blow jobs at the KKK meeting reference)
Nov 28, 2011 3:26pm
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THE4RINGZ

R.I.P Thread Bomber

16,816 posts
Nov 28, 2011 3:49 PM
Sorry, Dude.

We still on for next Thanksgiving?
Nov 28, 2011 3:49pm
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vball10set

paying it forward

24,795 posts
Nov 28, 2011 3:56 PM
I voted
Nov 28, 2011 3:56pm
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FatHobbit

Senior Member

8,651 posts
Nov 28, 2011 4:02 PM
vball10set;991612 wrote:I voted
Reps
Nov 28, 2011 4:02pm
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vball10set

paying it forward

24,795 posts
Nov 28, 2011 4:25 PM
FatHobbit;991627 wrote:Reps
shhhh (LJIWY) ....plus, you lied :(
Nov 28, 2011 4:25pm
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FatHobbit

Senior Member

8,651 posts
Nov 28, 2011 4:46 PM
vball10set;991666 wrote:shhhh (LJIWY) ....plus, you lied :(
I only kinda lied. Apparently I have to spread it around first.
Nov 28, 2011 4:46pm
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Skyhook79

Senior Member

5,739 posts
Nov 28, 2011 5:04 PM
Devils Advocate;991470 wrote:When waking at 4:00 am to take a leak:

Lift seat
Confine stream to the confines of the porcelain circle
DO NOT GO FOR THE DEEP WATER

If you cannot see/and or aim, Go in the shower, or outside. I would never ask you to sit and pee like a sissy.


NO, YOU CAN’T USE MY FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH

The couch and or the floor are available for you to sleep it off. It is not however a license for you to camp out the rest of the weekend.

Feel free to raid the fridge, but leave my alcohol stash alone unless I am awake and there to enjoy it with you.

Please do not attempt to bone my wife (unless she asks of course)

end rant
I thought maybe ccrunner609 spent the night until I saw the words "bone my wife". If "my wife" were replaced with "me" then I would have been right.
Nov 28, 2011 5:04pm
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I Wear Pants

Senior Member

16,223 posts
Nov 28, 2011 5:09 PM
It would have been "bone my kids" if it were ccrunner.
Nov 28, 2011 5:09pm
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thavoice

Senior Member

14,376 posts
Nov 28, 2011 5:17 PM
Devils Advocate;991470 wrote:When waking at 4:00 am to take a leak:

Lift seat
Confine stream to the confines of the porcelain circle
DO NOT GO FOR THE DEEP WATER

If you cannot see/and or aim, Go in the shower, or outside. I would never ask you to sit and pee like a sissy.


NO, YOU CAN’T USE MY ****ING TOOTHBRUSH

The couch and or the floor are available for you to sleep it off. It is not however a license for you to camp out the rest of the weekend.

Feel free to raid the fridge, but leave my alcohol stash alone unless I am awake and there to enjoy it with you.

Please do not attempt to bone my wife (unless she asks of course)

end rant

Well, that is what ya get when you have NCF spend the night.
Nov 28, 2011 5:17pm
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Sonofanump

Nov 28, 2011 6:46 PM
thavoice;991741 wrote:Well, that is what ya get when you have NCF spend the night.
Surprised that have not taken his up on his offer for the couch.
Nov 28, 2011 6:46pm
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hasbeen

Excuse me, Flo?

6,504 posts
Nov 28, 2011 7:16 PM
thavoice;991741 wrote:Well, that is what ya get when you have NCF spend the night.

Wouldn't a man with no legs have to sit to pee?
Nov 28, 2011 7:16pm
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Glory Days

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7,809 posts
Nov 29, 2011 11:11 AM
Devils Advocate;991470 wrote:When waking at 4:00 am to take a leak:

Lift seat
Confine stream to the confines of the porcelain circle
DO NOT GO FOR THE DEEP WATER

If you cannot see/and or aim, Go in the shower, or outside. I would never ask you to sit and pee like a sissy.


NO, YOU CAN’T USE MY FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH

The couch and or the floor are available for you to sleep it off. It is not however a license for you to camp out the rest of the weekend.

Feel free to raid the fridge, but leave my alcohol stash alone unless I am awake and there to enjoy it with you.

Please do not attempt to bone my wife (unless she asks of course)

end rant
This did not help....

Hope this helps.
Nov 29, 2011 11:11am
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dwccrew

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7,817 posts
Dec 1, 2011 12:03 AM
pnhasbeen;991941 wrote:
thavoice;991741 wrote:Well, that is what ya get when you have NCF spend the night.
Wouldn't a man with no legs have to sit to pee?
Not if he climbs up on the sink and pisses into the toilet from there. Kind of like pissing off a high cliff only for a midget or cripple.
Dec 1, 2011 12:03am
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hasbeen

Excuse me, Flo?

6,504 posts
Dec 1, 2011 12:23 AM
dwccrew;995956 wrote:Not if he climbs up on the sink and pisses into the toilet from there. Kind of like pissing off a high cliff only for a midget or cripple.

Thanks for the insight.
Dec 1, 2011 12:23am
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Mulva

Senior Member

13,650 posts
Dec 1, 2011 12:41 AM
Why would you rather have someone piss in your shower than in the deep water?
Dec 1, 2011 12:41am