Rotinaj

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Rotinaj

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Thu, Nov 17, 2011 4:11 PM Nov 17, 2011 4:11 PM

My senior year of highschool i ended up being in the bathroom at the same time as 2 of my friends after lunch. In walks the French teacher 2 drop a deuce. We end up turning the lights off as he gets started. Later that day i recieved a dentention for "turning the bathroom lights off, thus plunging me into darkness" Probably doesnt seem funny 2 most on here but im sure some people will have some good ones.

Nov 17, 2011 4:11pm

gorocks99

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gorocks99

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Thu, Nov 17, 2011 4:16 PM Nov 17, 2011 4:16 PM

Horsed around with a kid at Penn State

Nov 17, 2011 4:16pm

Mulva

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13,650 posts

Mulva

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Thu, Nov 17, 2011 4:44 PM Nov 17, 2011 4:44 PM

gorocks99;976724 wrote:Horsed around with a kid at Penn State

With the benefit of hindsight, I wish I hadn't found that post so amusing.

Nov 17, 2011 4:44pm

tcarrier32

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tcarrier32

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Thu, Nov 17, 2011 10:31 PM Nov 17, 2011 10:31 PM

marijuana

Nov 17, 2011 10:31pm

j_crazy

7 gram rocks. how i roll.

8,372 posts

j_crazy

7 gram rocks. how i roll.

8,372 posts

Thu, Nov 17, 2011 10:34 PM Nov 17, 2011 10:34 PM

Got a dtb charge on my 18th bday for trying to rush the gate (without a ticket) at a concert in cbus.

Nov 17, 2011 10:34pm

dwccrew

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dwccrew

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Thu, Nov 17, 2011 10:36 PM Nov 17, 2011 10:36 PM

gorocks99;976724 wrote:Horsed around with a kid at Penn State

I wish I would have done more to try and stop it.

Nov 17, 2011 10:36pm

justincredible

Nick Mangold

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justincredible

Nick Mangold

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Thu, Nov 17, 2011 10:40 PM Nov 17, 2011 10:40 PM

Got arrested the night of my bachelor party for public intox.

Nov 17, 2011 10:40pm

dwccrew

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dwccrew

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Thu, Nov 17, 2011 10:43 PM Nov 17, 2011 10:43 PM

Getting banned from JJ for posting about Freehuddle.com

Nov 17, 2011 10:43pm

dwccrew

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dwccrew

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Thu, Nov 17, 2011 10:44 PM Nov 17, 2011 10:44 PM

justincredible;977275 wrote:Got arrested the night of my bachelor party for public intox.

That was funnier than the certified letter?

Nov 17, 2011 10:44pm

justincredible

Nick Mangold

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justincredible

Nick Mangold

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Thu, Nov 17, 2011 10:46 PM Nov 17, 2011 10:46 PM

dwccrew;977298 wrote:That was funnier than the certified letter?

Well, I didn't technically get in trouble with the certified letter. They were just being dicks.

Nov 17, 2011 10:46pm

justincredible

Nick Mangold

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justincredible

Nick Mangold

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Thu, Nov 17, 2011 10:47 PM Nov 17, 2011 10:47 PM

Also, I was once investigated by the Secret Service for counterfeiting.

Nov 17, 2011 10:47pm

dwccrew

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dwccrew

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Thu, Nov 17, 2011 10:48 PM Nov 17, 2011 10:48 PM

justincredible;977307 wrote:Also, I was once investigated by the Secret Service for counterfeiting.

Yeah, you counterfeited an entire website. Respect

Nov 17, 2011 10:48pm

justincredible

Nick Mangold

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justincredible

Nick Mangold

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Thu, Nov 17, 2011 10:49 PM Nov 17, 2011 10:49 PM

dwccrew;977313 wrote:Yeah, you counterfeited an entire website. Respect

Reps. But seriously, they thought I was making and/or knowingly passing counterfeit money. They were wrong.

Nov 17, 2011 10:49pm

thePITman

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thePITman

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Fri, Nov 18, 2011 1:28 PM Nov 18, 2011 1:28 PM

When I was in 2nd grade (1995) I was the only person who really knew how to use a computer. There was a girl we thought had cooties, so I made an Excel spreadsheet that showed her (in rank w/ other girls) and their relative level of cooties and what each level of cooties meant (how disgusting it was). My paper was acquired by the enemy on the school bus before we arrived at school, so I was sent to the principal's office with a detention slip. Fortunately, the detention slip wasn't filled out correctly by the bus driver, so I never got a detention, and I was out of there before my fellow bus-mates had gotten let off the bus. But to this day I remember the lecture I got from the principal. Haha.

Nov 18, 2011 1:28pm

ernest_t_bass

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ernest_t_bass

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Fri, Nov 18, 2011 1:33 PM Nov 18, 2011 1:33 PM

There was a last kid with the name "Keener," when I was in the 3rd grade. I was going down the halls saying, "John Doe Keener, kisses his wiener," and a little girls told on me. Then in the fourth grade I killed a guy. Still can't believe that dumb bitch told on me for saying wiener.

Nov 18, 2011 1:33pm

SnotBubbles

Master of teh QQ

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SnotBubbles

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Fri, Nov 18, 2011 3:52 PM Nov 18, 2011 3:52 PM

Nov 18, 2011 3:52pm

Heretic

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18,820 posts

Heretic

Son of the Sun

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Fri, Nov 18, 2011 4:08 PM Nov 18, 2011 4:08 PM

ernest_t_bass;978065 wrote:There was a last kid with the name "Keener," when I was in the 3rd grade. I was going down the halls saying, "John Doe Keener, I kissed his wiener," and a little girls told on me. Then in the fourth grade I killed a guy. Still can't believe that dumb bitch told on me for saying wiener.

Fix'd.

Nov 18, 2011 4:08pm

SnotBubbles

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SnotBubbles

Master of teh QQ

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Fri, Nov 18, 2011 4:10 PM Nov 18, 2011 4:10 PM

Heretic;978272 wrote:Fix'd.

Reps. I went to school with ETB. This is troof.

Nov 18, 2011 4:10pm

bradmaynard

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bradmaynard

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Fri, Nov 18, 2011 4:14 PM Nov 18, 2011 4:14 PM

ETB yelling at me for going on ESPN at the end of class then having our resident school librarian word for word do the exact same thing the next period. ETB and the school librarian were perfect for each other.

Nov 18, 2011 4:14pm

SnotBubbles

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SnotBubbles

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Fri, Nov 18, 2011 4:18 PM Nov 18, 2011 4:18 PM

bradmaynard;978284 wrote:ETB yelling at me for going on ESPN at the end of class then having our resident school librarian word for word do the exact same thing the next period. ETB and the school librarian were perfect for each other.

Wait....who are you in real life?

Nov 18, 2011 4:18pm

bradmaynard

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bradmaynard

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Fri, Nov 18, 2011 4:23 PM Nov 18, 2011 4:23 PM

SnotBubbles;978292 wrote:Wait....who are you in real life?

In real life I'm a twenty year old college student who works third shift stocking shelves at Meijer.

Nov 18, 2011 4:23pm

KR1245

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KR1245

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Fri, Nov 18, 2011 4:23 PM Nov 18, 2011 4:23 PM

Took a sh#t on top of a van

Nov 18, 2011 4:23pm

SnotBubbles

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SnotBubbles

Master of teh QQ

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Fri, Nov 18, 2011 4:26 PM Nov 18, 2011 4:26 PM

bradmaynard;978302 wrote:In real life I'm a twenty year old college student who works third shift stocking shelves at Meijer.

Yeah...I texted ETB and he cleared it up for me. Congrats on the awesome career choice.

Nov 18, 2011 4:26pm

Dr Winston O'Boogie

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Dr Winston O'Boogie

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Fri, Nov 18, 2011 4:31 PM Nov 18, 2011 4:31 PM

gorocks99;976724 wrote:Horsed around with a kid at Penn State

One of the great sorrows of my life.

Nov 18, 2011 4:31pm

bradmaynard

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bradmaynard

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Fri, Nov 18, 2011 4:31 PM Nov 18, 2011 4:31 PM

SnotBubbles;978309 wrote:Yeah...I texted ETB and he cleared it up for me. Congrats on the awesome career choice.

If this ends up being my career choice you guys can start a "Suicide Pool" thread on bradmaynard.

Nov 18, 2011 4:31pm