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LobsterLaura

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Nov 3, 2011 11:16 AM
wes_mantooth;956114 wrote:She has a bf...well kinda....pretty sure he has a vagina. So I guess you could say she is a lesbian.
DAMNIT! I knew you were going to mention this eventually.. haha.

PS, people on here need to lighten the hell up. Damn.
Nov 3, 2011 11:16am
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THE4RINGZ

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Nov 3, 2011 11:27 AM
I used to have this thing for LobsterLaura, then I noticed she is from Medina. That is a deal breaker.
Nov 3, 2011 11:27am
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Nov 3, 2011 11:27 AM
THE4RINGZ;956225 wrote:I used to have this thing for LobsterLaura, then I noticed she is from Medina. That is a deal breaker.
You can admit that it's her hairy beaver that turned you off.
Nov 3, 2011 11:27am
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THE4RINGZ

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Nov 3, 2011 11:30 AM
FatHobbit;956226 wrote:You can admit that it's her hairy beaver that turned you off.
False. you can trim a hairy beaver up, but you can't make the fact she is from Medina disappear.
Nov 3, 2011 11:30am
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Go Falcons

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Nov 3, 2011 11:49 AM
wes_mantooth;956091 wrote:Yeah, I am single and would murder myself before banging this chick.
So you bring a chick on here that you would not even touch! Thanks a lot!
The lesbian part is not a problem if she swings both ways, and if she don't can we still watch?:D
Nov 3, 2011 11:49am
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Curly J

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Nov 3, 2011 11:59 AM
Go Falcons;956266 wrote:So you bring a chick on here that you would not even touch! Thanks a lot!
The lesbian part is not a problem if she swings both ways, and if she don't can we still watch?:D
You have to remember this is Da Toof...he don't bang chicks.
Nov 3, 2011 11:59am
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Go Falcons

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Nov 3, 2011 12:09 PM
Curly J;956284 wrote:You have to remember this is Da Toof...he don't bang chicks.
Sorry, kind of new to the serious shit and don't have all that down yet.
Nov 3, 2011 12:09pm
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wes_mantooth

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Nov 3, 2011 12:11 PM
Well, I am saving myself for one glorious chick! She despises me now, but she will come around some day.

Fab4 knows who I am talking about
Nov 3, 2011 12:11pm
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Fab4Runner

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Nov 3, 2011 12:15 PM
wes_mantooth;956300 wrote:Well, I am saving myself for one glorious chick! She despises me now, but she will come around some day.

Fab4 knows who I am talking about
Truth is true! Someday he will have her season tickets.
Nov 3, 2011 12:15pm
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royal_k

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Nov 3, 2011 12:16 PM
I'm in...request sent
Nov 3, 2011 12:16pm
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wes_mantooth

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Nov 3, 2011 12:16 PM
Fab4Runner;956307 wrote:Truth is true! Someday he will have her season tickets.

Hell yeah! Big tits and front row season tix.....any mans dream
Nov 3, 2011 12:16pm
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Curly J

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Nov 3, 2011 12:28 PM
wes_mantooth;956300 wrote:Well, I am saving myself for one glorious chick! She despises me now, but she will be in my basement well some day.

Fab4 knows who I am talking about
FIFY
Nov 3, 2011 12:28pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Nov 3, 2011 12:31 PM
wes_mantooth;956300 wrote:Well, I am saving myself for one glorious chick! She despises me now, but she will be in a pit in my basement putting lotion on her skin.

Fab4 knows who I am talking about

Fixed it for you, Curly.
Nov 3, 2011 12:31pm
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Heretic

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Nov 3, 2011 1:00 PM
justincredible;956055 wrote:Pretty sure most of the guys "creeping" on this thread are married. Derp.
Was married. Now I'm just a desperate creeper. Snot is right. First time for everything.
Nov 3, 2011 1:00pm
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Nov 3, 2011 2:01 PM
wes_mantooth;956300 wrote:Well, I am saving myself for one glorious chick! She despises me now, but she will come around some day.

Fab4 knows who I am talking about
I think many know who you're talking about lol.

And what did you do to make her despise you other than being your normal self that is.
Nov 3, 2011 2:01pm
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Nov 3, 2011 2:12 PM
Iliketurtles;956461 wrote:And what did you do to make her despise you other than being your normal self that is.
He needs to do more than just be himself to get despised????
Nov 3, 2011 2:12pm
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Fab4Runner

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Nov 3, 2011 2:19 PM
Iliketurtles;956461 wrote:I think many know who you're talking about lol.

And what did you do to make her despise you other than being your normal self that is.
Actuallyyyy...it's not Mexi if that's who you are talking about lol. It is a very close friend (read: scissoring partner) of hers, though.
Nov 3, 2011 2:19pm
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Nov 3, 2011 2:41 PM
Heretic;956474 wrote:He needs to do more than just be himself to get despised????

Truth is true!

I would totally bang mex....for completely warped reasons, but no....it is not her.
Nov 3, 2011 2:41pm
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Devils Advocate

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Nov 3, 2011 2:51 PM
Hey LL... I have a two part question.

1. Have you ever been a victim of posession?



2. How would you like a liitle devil in ya?
Nov 3, 2011 2:51pm
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Nov 3, 2011 2:55 PM
Devils Advocate;956525 wrote:How would you like a liitle devil in ya?
emphasis on little
Nov 3, 2011 2:55pm
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Nov 3, 2011 2:58 PM
FatHobbit;956536 wrote:emphasis on little
I am sorry tha you were disapointed in the size of my Love sausage, as you have sucked many a world class cock.

GTFO.... I'm workin it here.
Nov 3, 2011 2:58pm
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Nov 3, 2011 3:00 PM
Devils Advocate;956544 wrote:I am sorry tha you were disapointed in the size of my Love sausage, as you have sucked many a world class cock.

GTFO.... I'm workin it here.
more like a nano sausage
Nov 3, 2011 3:00pm
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Devils Advocate

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Nov 3, 2011 3:03 PM
FatHobbit;956547 wrote:more like a nano sausage
But I can LICK MY EYEBROWS!
Nov 3, 2011 3:03pm
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Nov 3, 2011 3:23 PM
Devils Advocate;956550 wrote:But I can LICK MY EYEBROWS!
Lol
Nov 3, 2011 3:23pm
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LobsterLaura

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Nov 3, 2011 4:51 PM
THE4RINGZ;956225 wrote:I used to have this thing for LobsterLaura, then I noticed she is from Medina. That is a deal breaker.

I'm only here temporarily, it's free rent. However, I do like it here. I'm sorry we can't get married now. =(
Nov 3, 2011 4:51pm