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bigkahuna

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Oct 27, 2011 12:48 PM
karen lotz;946482 wrote:Add Jessica Simpson to this list
Unless it's this one, no thanks.

Oct 27, 2011 12:48pm
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karen lotz

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Oct 27, 2011 1:14 PM
^^

The list I was talking about was people who should have done Playboy when they were still hot. That pic of Jessica Simpson works and pretty much any pic of her up until that point does too.
Oct 27, 2011 1:14pm
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bigkahuna

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Oct 27, 2011 1:19 PM
Oh, I thought you meant that she needs to do it now or something. I misread your post.

But yea, Jessica Simpson circa Dukes might have been the hottest chick around.
Oct 27, 2011 1:19pm
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Oct 27, 2011 2:34 PM
bigkahuna;946838 wrote:Unless it's this one, no thanks.

God she used to be so hot. :(
Oct 27, 2011 2:34pm
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bigkahuna

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Oct 27, 2011 8:32 PM
Scarlet_Buckeye;946948 wrote:God she used to be so hot. :(
After I posted this pick, I went on youtube and watched her "Boots are Made for Walking" video and went fap..fap..fap..fap. That was the peak of her hottness I believe.
Oct 27, 2011 8:32pm
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Oct 27, 2011 8:41 PM
^^^

It gets even better when John Meyer had the following to say about Jessica (he dated her at the time of that movie):

"Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say," he continues. "It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, 'I want to quit my life and just f*****' snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*** you, I would start selling all my s*** just to keep f****** you.'"


Dude had to be a freaking tard to break up with her.
Oct 27, 2011 8:41pm
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Oct 27, 2011 9:17 PM
Little Danny;947368 wrote:^^^

It gets even better when John Meyer had the following to say about Jessica (he dated her at the time of that movie):

"Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say," he continues. "It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, 'I want to quit my life and just f*****' snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*** you, I would start selling all my s*** just to keep f****** you.'"


Dude had to be a freaking tard to break up with her.
He has porked some tail in his day, and continues to do so. Plus, they all go crazy over him, so he is doing something right.
Oct 27, 2011 9:17pm
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bigkahuna

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Oct 27, 2011 9:32 PM
Laley23;947416 wrote:He has porked some tail in his day, and continues to do so. Plus, they all go crazy over him, so he is doing something right.
Yea, the guitar makes up for a small dick.
Oct 27, 2011 9:32pm
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Oct 27, 2011 9:55 PM
Laley23;947416 wrote:He has porked some tail in his day, and continues to do so. Plus, they all go crazy over him, so he is doing something right.
Which makes his statement all the more incredible. He probably banged over 100 super hot chicks before he laid the pipe to Simpson (not even counting the average looking chicks and the dogs). She must do back flips in bed or something for him to say she it was like sexual napalm and he was addicted to her.
Oct 27, 2011 9:55pm
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Oct 28, 2011 9:25 AM
Little Danny;947368 wrote:Dude had to be a freaking tard to break up with her.
No matter how hot a chick is, somewhere there's a guy who is tired of all her shit.
Oct 28, 2011 9:25am
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Oct 28, 2011 10:11 AM
bigkahuna;947352 wrote:After I posted this pick, I went on youtube and watched her "Boots are Made for Walking" video and went fap..fap..fap..fap. That was the peak of her hottness I believe.
Without question.
Oct 28, 2011 10:11am
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Oct 28, 2011 11:50 PM
I would lay odds she's(Lohan) on meth.....bad teeth and skin sores are a dead giveaway. Meth users often turn to prostitution to support their addiction. This is just a glorified version of that. The girl needs help bad.
Oct 28, 2011 11:50pm
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bigkahuna

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Oct 29, 2011 12:09 AM
HitsRus;948865 wrote:I would lay odds she's(Lohan) on meth.....bad teeth and skin sores are a dead giveaway. Meth users often turn to prostitution to support their addiction. This is just a glorified version of that. The entire family needs help bad.
Fixed.
Oct 29, 2011 12:09am
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HitsRus

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Oct 29, 2011 1:05 PM
^^^agreed...Thank you.
Oct 29, 2011 1:05pm
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Oct 30, 2011 2:53 AM
This might be as bad as if they'd put Amy Winehouse in PlayBoy.

Gross. No thanks.
Oct 30, 2011 2:53am
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Cat Food Flambe'

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Dec 9, 2011 7:08 PM
They paid close to a million bucks for THAT?

This is gonna be a "no cover stars" issue...
Dec 9, 2011 7:08pm
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Dec 9, 2011 7:33 PM
What a waste of money.
Dec 9, 2011 7:33pm
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Dec 9, 2011 7:52 PM
So touched up it doesn't even look like her (But at this point in the game that's probably a good thing).
Dec 9, 2011 7:52pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Dec 9, 2011 8:46 PM
No twat? For shame.
Dec 9, 2011 8:46pm
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dwccrew

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Dec 9, 2011 9:10 PM
ccrunner609;1009476 wrote:you have to plow some 4's to appreciate the 8.
Two 4's at a time make an 8. I'm a glass half full kind of guy.
Dec 9, 2011 9:10pm
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Dec 9, 2011 9:16 PM
Those are terrible pictures. I got an ex that'd take 1 million bucks to show off her much more attractive body and face.
Dec 9, 2011 9:16pm
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Dec 9, 2011 9:26 PM
Hef should have known that he could have gotten her to pose for a dime bag and a candy bar.
Dec 9, 2011 9:26pm
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Dec 9, 2011 9:31 PM
password;1009549 wrote:Hef should have known that he could have gotten her to pose for a dime bag and a candy bar.
If that candy bar was made of meth, he might be able to ditch the dimebag.
Dec 9, 2011 9:31pm