SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Oct 25, 2011 10:51am
Why did you get a vasectomy? You can't get dude's assholes pregnant...
NNN
Posts: 902
Oct 25, 2011 11:02am
I usually go in and out on her for hours at a time anyway, so...WebFire;944284 wrote:No reason for a man to have this done. Women have this non-invasive procedure available. My wife was in and out in an hour.
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justcompete
Posts: 263
Oct 25, 2011 12:34pm
Got mine done in my mid 40's after a friend called informing me his wife was pregnant (oops). The worst part was when the doctor taped my penis to my chest.
Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
Oct 25, 2011 2:49pm
Tell the doctor to be careful down there. You don't want snotty to get cut.
Commander of Awesome
Posts: 23,151
Oct 25, 2011 2:54pm
How did it go ETB?
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Oct 25, 2011 4:27pm
Commander of Awesome;944923 wrote:How did it go ETB?
They cut into my balls.
Commander of Awesome
Posts: 23,151
Oct 25, 2011 4:44pm
Yes I'm aware.ernest_t_bass;945042 wrote:They cut into my balls.
Never had one, hope this helps.
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Oct 25, 2011 5:09pm
Did they give you a real pussy, too? I'm guessing not, since I haven't seen any "GREATESTEST DAY IN MY LIFE!!!!" threads started by you, but I figured I'd ask.ernest_t_bass;945042 wrote:They cut into my balls.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Oct 25, 2011 5:48pm
Commander of Awesome;945070 wrote:Yes I'm aware.
Never had one, hope this helps.
We don't want more kids, so it was time. Can always get it reversed if needed.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Oct 25, 2011 5:49pm
Heretic;945101 wrote:Did they give you a real pussy, too? I'm guessing not, since I haven't seen any "GREATESTEST DAY IN MY LIFE!!!!" threads started by you, but I figured I'd ask.
Lol, wut?
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Oct 25, 2011 6:26pm
I had an appointment to get it done back in 2005. We had to go out of town suddenly and I never rescheduled the appointment. The Wife is now fixed as of 6 months ago. I'm still thinking about it done just for fun...actually just to be safe.
Cat Food Flambe'
Posts: 1,230
Oct 25, 2011 9:03pm
Assuming you're still married, "safe" would not be an accurate term when your wife finds out.Curly J;945186 wrote:I had an appointment to get it done back in 2005. We had to go out of town suddenly and I never rescheduled the appointment. The Wife is now fixed as of 6 months ago. I'm still thinking about it done just for fun...actually just to be safe.
martyirish
Posts: 490
Oct 26, 2011 6:57am
had mine in 1995.
Did it on a Friday morning spent the weekend watching football with a bag of frozen peas on the package.
Monday went back to my normal routine.
Only I guess you could say bad thing was the doctor had a sick sense of humor.
with knife in hand and right before cutting he stops looks at me and says, "who's the man."
then every once in a while he would say, "oops"
OOPS!!!! don't be saying that with sharp instruments down there!!!!
good thing I was numb and didn't feel a thing
Did it on a Friday morning spent the weekend watching football with a bag of frozen peas on the package.
Monday went back to my normal routine.
Only I guess you could say bad thing was the doctor had a sick sense of humor.
with knife in hand and right before cutting he stops looks at me and says, "who's the man."
then every once in a while he would say, "oops"
OOPS!!!! don't be saying that with sharp instruments down there!!!!
good thing I was numb and didn't feel a thing
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jmog
Posts: 6,567
Oct 26, 2011 10:24am
Cat Food Flambe';943934 wrote:Got the Big Snip at age 32. The plan was to have Lady D'Friskies's tubes tied after c-section #3, but she was too sick (pre-eclampia) to spend the extra time on the table. She didn't need another surgery after that - it was a lot better for me to get the deed done on the lads.
Warning - with worrying about getting knocked up out of the way, some women just go crazy. The wife planned a weekend getaway for us to celebrate - it took me a week to recover.
I can confirm this...ever since my wife got hers burnt she has been much more of a maniac in the bedroom
.She even admitted to it being the lack of fear of pregnancy.
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Oct 26, 2011 10:52am
Why did they remove your penis and tape it to your chest?justcompete;944743 wrote:Got mine done in my mid 40's after a friend called informing me his wife was pregnant (oops). The worst part was when the doctor taped my penis to my chest.
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Oct 26, 2011 1:18pm
Weird doctor humor?dwccrew;945840 wrote:Why did they remove your penis and tape it to your chest?
fish82
Posts: 4,111
Oct 26, 2011 7:03pm
Had it done in '98...piece of cake. I sat up, watched the whole thing and even gave the doc some pointers along the way.
Cat Food Flambe'
Posts: 1,230
Oct 26, 2011 8:19pm
I looked at it this way - if it it allowed me to get laid more often and without having to wear a rubber, it was worth the pain.fish82;946252 wrote:Had it done in '98...piece of cake. I sat up, watched the whole thing and even gave the doc some pointers along the way.
Scooter1369
Posts: 179
Oct 26, 2011 11:45pm
Had mine done on the Wednesday before the NCAA tournament started. I had four days of sitting on my ass, holding frozen peas to my junk, watching college basketball. It was great timing.
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Oct 27, 2011 2:52am
Who wears a rubber anymore? What are these itchy, red bumps on my cock?Cat Food Flambe';946313 wrote:I looked at it this way - if it it allowed me to get laid more often and without having to wear a rubber, it was worth the pain.
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Oct 27, 2011 2:53am
Holding your junk and watching men jump around after balls sounds pretty gay. Vasectomys make men gay.Scooter1369;946489 wrote:Had mine done on the Wednesday before the NCAA tournament started. I had four days of sitting on my ass, holding frozen peas to my junk, watching college basketball. It was great timing.
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georgemc80
Posts: 983
Oct 27, 2011 9:49am
So does not being able to turn a singular word into a plural word.
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Oct 27, 2011 9:56am
This guy must have had a vasectomy, sensitive like a woman.georgemc80;946672 wrote:So does not being able to turn a singular word into a plural word.
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Rocketsfan
Posts: 139
Oct 28, 2011 10:26am
Had mine several years ago. Was throwin a football with my kid 2 hours later. It is no big deal.
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Fred Flintstone
Posts: 366
Oct 28, 2011 12:09pm
2 hours later? Then they didn't do it right.Rocketsfan;948106 wrote:Had mine several years ago. Was throwin a football with my kid 2 hours later. It is no big deal.