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MontyBrunswick
Oct 24, 2011 7:28pm
Ask your mom.ernest_t_bass;943906 wrote:How's dlazz cum taste?
/durk
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Oct 24, 2011 7:45pm
dlazz;943942 wrote:Ask your mom.
My mom died of cancer.
wildcats20
Posts: 27,794
Oct 24, 2011 8:32pm
The wife of a guy I coached with was the same way.Cat Food Flambe';943934 wrote:Warning - with worrying about getting knocked up out of the way, some women just go crazy. The wife planned a weekend getaway for us to celebrate - it took me a week to recover.
DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
Oct 24, 2011 8:34pm
well, how does it taste ernest?ernest_t_bass;943906 wrote:How's dlazz cum taste?
/durk
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Oct 24, 2011 10:16pm
DeyDurkie5;943994 wrote:well, how does it taste ernest?
Pineapples
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WebFire
Posts: 14,779
Oct 24, 2011 11:16pm
No reason for a man to have this done. Women have this non-invasive procedure available. My wife was in and out in an hour.
http://essure.com/
http://essure.com/
tk421
Posts: 8,500
Oct 24, 2011 11:19pm
When you're single and you don't want kids anyway, that's a reason.WebFire;944284 wrote:No reason for a man to have this done. Women have this non-invasive procedure available. My wife was in and out in an hour.
http://essure.com/
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Sonofanump
Oct 24, 2011 11:29pm
At least Frothy WLS is there to comfort you.ernest_t_bass;943830 wrote:Just got done. Most uncomfortable feeling being in that ****ing chair. Legs up, balls out.
password
Posts: 2,360
Oct 24, 2011 11:43pm
Also if you are married and cheating, you don't have to worry about knocking up some slut you are banging on the side.tk421;944290 wrote:When you're single and you don't want kids anyway, that's a reason.
chicago510
Posts: 5,728
Oct 25, 2011 12:06am
How does it feel when your balls are just freely floating around in your sack? Do you feel like any less of a man?
tk421
Posts: 8,500
Oct 25, 2011 12:06am
That toopassword;944338 wrote:Also if you are married and cheating, you don't have to worry about knocking up some slut you are banging on the side.
majorspark
Posts: 5,122
Oct 25, 2011 1:09am
My wife and I were 25 when we had our 3rd child. She told me she was done. I needed more time to finish my degree and was unsure. The big "V" did not make sense to me at 25. I respected my wife's wishes. I told her if you want to go ahead and do it. The docs told my wife and I with two small incisions they would sever the tubes and burn the ends. Very reliable for our young age. Its an out patient procedure and nearly 14yrs later 100% effective.
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Oct 25, 2011 1:39am
Is it the smoking part that is working, or the never getting laid part?Heretic;943882 wrote:I just try to smoke enough ganga to sterilize myself. Haven't knocked anyone up yet, so the plan is working!
Nope, then your only worry is the herp.password;944338 wrote:Also if you are married and cheating, you don't have to worry about knocking up some slut you are banging on the side.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Oct 25, 2011 7:01am
Sonofanump;944307 wrote:At least Frothy WLS is there to comfort you.
Wouldn't let him in the room.
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Fred Flintstone
Posts: 366
Oct 25, 2011 7:52am
Thinking about signing up for the March Madness Special. Have it done the Weds before opening weekend of March Madness and then sit on the couch and watch every game for the next few days.
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Oct 25, 2011 8:04am
HAHAHAernest_t_bass;943734 wrote:Anyone had one. I'm minutes away from mine.
Fuck you douche bags that will come crawling here to thread shit/fling poo.
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Oct 25, 2011 8:09am
It's probably working because you don't get any.Heretic;943882 wrote:I just try to smoke enough ganga to sterilize myself. Haven't knocked anyone up yet, so the plan is working!
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WebFire
Posts: 14,779
Oct 25, 2011 8:38am
Well, yes. I guess I was referring to men of the married variety.tk421;944290 wrote:When you're single and you don't want kids anyway, that's a reason.
Scarlet_Buckeye
Posts: 5,264
Oct 25, 2011 8:55am
How much does it cost? What is the difference in the price for the guy's procedure vs. the girl's procedure?
Cat Food Flambe'
Posts: 1,230
Oct 25, 2011 9:23am
Good point - had I been 25, I'm not sure I would have gotten clipped, either. Just a few years makes a difference - by the time I was in my early thirties, I was pretty sure that --I-- didn't want any more kids, either - either with my wife, or, God forbid, another woman had something happened to my wife.majorspark;944453 wrote:My wife and I were 25 when we had our 3rd child. She told me she was done. I needed more time to finish my degree and was unsure. The big "V" did not make sense to me at 25. I respected my wife's wishes. I told her if you want to go ahead and do it. The docs told my wife and I with two small incisions they would sever the tubes and burn the ends. Very reliable for our young age. Its an out patient procedure and nearly 14yrs later 100% effective.
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Oct 25, 2011 9:26am
That's probably what I would do were I in the market for a vasectomy.Fred Flintstone;944550 wrote:Thinking about signing up for the March Madness Special. Have it done the Weds before opening weekend of March Madness and then sit on the couch and watch every game for the next few days.
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WebFire
Posts: 14,779
Oct 25, 2011 9:40am
When my wife had it done I think it was $1800, but covered by our insurance. I have no idea what a vasectomy costs.Scarlet_Buckeye;944598 wrote:How much does it cost? What is the difference in the price for the guy's procedure vs. the girl's procedure?
Cat Food Flambe'
Posts: 1,230
Oct 25, 2011 9:45am
I will say one more thing...
I've had three moments of raw, stark terror in my life...
1/ Watching my about-to-be wife walking up the aisle at our wedding;
2/ Standing in the nursery on the first night we brought our daughter home from the hospital - and realizing I'm responsible for that little thing...
3/ Watching the doctor lower a 4" hypodermic needle under the sheet to inject the local anesthesia for my vasectomy.
I've had three moments of raw, stark terror in my life...
1/ Watching my about-to-be wife walking up the aisle at our wedding;
2/ Standing in the nursery on the first night we brought our daughter home from the hospital - and realizing I'm responsible for that little thing...
3/ Watching the doctor lower a 4" hypodermic needle under the sheet to inject the local anesthesia for my vasectomy.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Oct 25, 2011 9:56am
Scarlet_Buckeye;944598 wrote:How much does it cost? What is the difference in the price for the guy's procedure vs. the girl's procedure?
$100
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georgemc80
Posts: 983
Oct 25, 2011 10:20am
Got one at 26 against my wife's wishes. She just finished her second pregnancy with problems. I thought to myself, boy and girl equals a matching set. I don't need any more kids, even if my marriage failed (which it hasn't)
Biggest issue was the hot blonde nurse shaving my boys.....
May 1997 I was dropped off at the urologist, had the procedure, and walked home. 14 years later, my wife thanks me for my forethought.
Biggest issue was the hot blonde nurse shaving my boys.....
May 1997 I was dropped off at the urologist, had the procedure, and walked home. 14 years later, my wife thanks me for my forethought.