Vasectomy

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ernest_t_bass
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Oct 24, 2011 4:06pm
Anyone had one. I'm minutes away from mine.

Fuck you douche bags that will come crawling here to thread shit/fling poo.
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queencitybuckeye
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Oct 24, 2011 4:08pm
Court ordered?
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DeyDurkie5
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Oct 24, 2011 4:08pm
haha
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believer
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Oct 24, 2011 4:10pm
Had one two years ago. No big deal.
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ernest_t_bass
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Oct 24, 2011 4:10pm
queencitybuckeye;943739 wrote:Court ordered?

Shh
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MontyBrunswick
Oct 24, 2011 4:11pm
queencitybuckeye;943739 wrote:Court ordered?
reps
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tk421
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Oct 24, 2011 4:13pm
want one.
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Bigdogg
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Oct 24, 2011 4:17pm
One of the best things that I ever did but felt like someone kicked me in the balls for 3 days straight. Had a buddy that went home after his and knocked one off with the wife.
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ernest_t_bass
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Oct 24, 2011 4:26pm
queencitybuckeye;943739 wrote:Court ordered?

They said it was a requirement to coach beach volleyball.
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queencitybuckeye
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Oct 24, 2011 4:28pm
Bigdogg;943762 wrote:One of the best things that I ever did but felt like someone kicked me in the balls for 3 days straight. Had a buddy that went home after his and knocked one off with the wife.
His or yours?
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jmog
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Oct 24, 2011 4:33pm
Bigdogg;943762 wrote:One of the best things that I ever did but felt like someone kicked me in the balls for 3 days straight. Had a buddy that went home after his and knocked one off with the wife.
Not a good idea, they say it takes a few sessions of "cleaning the pipes" to completely get rid of all residual sperm. They could have still got pregnant.


On topic, I was a week away from getting one when my wife read online that there was a higher chance of still getting pregnant after a vesectomy (tubes growing back, etc) than if she got her tubes burnt. She did NOT want any more kids so she said she was going under the knife letting me dodge that bullet ;).
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power i
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Oct 24, 2011 4:47pm
Do what your doc says. My husband rested the first night then the next day decided he was going to go to Target with me then cut the grass. By Monday they were as big as grapefruits. Looked painful.
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Belly35
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Oct 24, 2011 5:17pm
I been shooting blanks for years ...:laugh:
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ernest_t_bass
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Oct 24, 2011 5:20pm
Just got done. Most uncomfortable feeling being in that fucking chair. Legs up, balls out.
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tk421
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Oct 24, 2011 6:22pm
ernest_t_bass;943830 wrote:Just got done. Most uncomfortable feeling being in that fucking chair. Legs up, balls out.
How old are you? I've heard that if you try and get one done with some doctors, they won't do it if you're single and don't have kids. Even if you're married, they won't without a wife's permission. Which is bullshit.
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Heretic
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Oct 24, 2011 6:37pm
I just try to smoke enough ganga to sterilize myself. Haven't knocked anyone up yet, so the plan is working!
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ernest_t_bass
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Oct 24, 2011 6:45pm
tk421;943865 wrote:How old are you? I've heard that if you try and get one done with some doctors, they won't do it if you're single and don't have kids. Even if you're married, they won't without a wife's permission. Which is bullshit.

30.5

Two kids, don't want more, don't like pulling out
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ernest_t_bass
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Oct 24, 2011 6:47pm
Heretic;943882 wrote:I just try to smoke enough ganga to sterilize myself. Haven't knocked anyone up yet, so the plan is working!

My brother is an ex pothead and he has two kids
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Fab1b
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Oct 24, 2011 6:50pm
I need to get one myself. My girl and I don't want any kids and she is tired of the pill and has been on my case. I am thinking next spring/summer sometime maybe!
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Iliketurtles
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Oct 24, 2011 6:53pm
I won't ever get one.

Hope this helps.
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ernest_t_bass
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Oct 24, 2011 6:54pm
Iliketurtles;943905 wrote:I won't ever get one.

Hope this helps.

How's dlazz cum taste?

/durk
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Heretic
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Oct 24, 2011 6:56pm
ernest_t_bass;943895 wrote:My brother is an ex pothead and he has two kids
He did it wrong.
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gerb131
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Oct 24, 2011 6:59pm
I'd like to get one done in the near future as well.
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redstreak one
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Oct 24, 2011 7:00pm
Wife had 3 c sections and on the last they double knotted them babies and burnt em! I still am a man!
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Cat Food Flambe'
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Oct 24, 2011 7:25pm
Got the Big Snip at age 32. The plan was to have Lady D'Friskies's tubes tied after c-section #3, but she was too sick (pre-eclampia) to spend the extra time on the table. She didn't need another surgery after that - it was a lot better for me to get the deed done on the lads.

Warning - with worrying about getting knocked up out of the way, some women just go crazy. The wife planned a weekend getaway for us to celebrate - it took me a week to recover. :)