Archive Brag Time....Stuff No One Else On Here Has Done

ernest_t_bass

Posts: 24,984

Oct 25, 2011 5:59pm

I have ice on my balls

rmolin73

Posts: 4,278

Oct 25, 2011 6:36pm

etb that sucks! Me and my wife are going to have one more and then I'm going under.

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MontyBrunswick

Oct 25, 2011 6:52pm

rmolin73;945146 wrote:Apparently he has never been to college and he has never been in a fraternity.

Been to college, but didn't join a Frat because 95% of frat guys are dbags.

Congrats on being a dbag, dbag.

rmolin73

Posts: 4,278

Oct 25, 2011 6:57pm

So you're the nerd that wished he was in a Frat, were too afraid to go to a party, and would much rather bang his hand than a actual woman. But that's the typical response I expected. There are a lot of very notable people in my fraternity that are so far from dbags. Congrats on being a hater, hater.

xKoToVxSyNdRoMe

Posts: 1,054

Oct 25, 2011 7:20pm

dlazz;945204 wrote:Been to college, but didn't join a Frat because 95% of frat guys are dbags.

Congrats on being a dbag, dbag.

That number is a vast underestimate.

Speedofsand

Posts: 5,529

Oct 25, 2011 7:51pm

Met Vince Carter when he was in high school on the same hoops team as my nephew.

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BR1986FB

Posts: 24,104

Oct 25, 2011 7:54pm

ccrunner609;944063 wrote:witnessed the Iron Sheik hitting Jimmy "Superfly" Snooka in the head with a metal chair.

Was in the ring with Jimmy Superfly Snuka and witnessed him inhale two 20 piece buckets of KFC like it was air at the post match meal. Munchies can be a bitch.

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enigmaax

Posts: 4,511

Oct 25, 2011 7:58pm

Was on a plane that caught fire in the air and we made an emergency landing in the desert (Air Force base or something)
Got smuggled into Canadia
Caught an armadillo with my hands

bases_loaded

Posts: 6,912

Oct 25, 2011 8:24pm

dlazz;945204 wrote:Been to college, but didn't join a Frat because 95% of frat guys are dbags.

Congrats on being a dbag, dbag.

I like where this thread is headed... Que the you hate because you weren't in one response from frat dbag

Ironman92

Posts: 49,363

Oct 25, 2011 8:31pm

I Wear Pants;945069 wrote:Why'd you have to bring race into it?

lol reps

royal_k

Posts: 4,423

Oct 25, 2011 9:04pm

Went to a New Years Eve party at Stevie Nicks' house in Phoenix. Met her brother Chris through a friend at a club, and partied with him all night. He invited both of us.

sherm03

Posts: 7,349

Oct 25, 2011 9:59pm

ccrunner609;945427 wrote:3 girls in one night

You better hope their parents don't find out about it. Parent-Teacher conferences would be a BITCH after that.

NYFan54

Posts: 570

Oct 26, 2011 1:53am

Stood 5 feet from Kim Kardashian in Vegas this past New Years Eve. Too drunk to even go try and talk to her. Met her bodyguard "Brick" though. Nice guy

Heelz

Posts: 780

Oct 26, 2011 6:13am

Carried the Olympic torch (although not officially in the books but I carried around the parking lot at my work damn it!)

Rotinaj

Posts: 7,699

Oct 26, 2011 8:48am

NYFan54;945634 wrote:Stood 5 feet from Kim Kardashian in Vegas this past New Years Eve. Too drunk to even go try and talk to her. Met her bodyguard "Brick" though. Nice guy

Perfect opportunity to pretend to stumble(or actually fall,whichever works) and touch her ass and you blew it!!!!!!!!!!!!

Belly35

Posts: 9,716

Oct 26, 2011 3:43pm

Ran over a Water buffalo in a 3/4 ton Army Truck (stoned with the first sergeant), had to shot the mofo, to get it out from under the truck...before dark

Had 25 cases of beer, pop, chips, and dry ice had to get back to the base camp :laugh:

karen lotz

Posts: 22,284

Oct 26, 2011 5:46pm

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

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Manhattan Buckeye

Posts: 7,566

Oct 26, 2011 6:18pm

Is this the Humpty Dance?

As of 10 minutes ago, I drove a Lamborghini to work (dude that lives next door to us owns it, he let us borrow it for the rest of the week while we watch his Jack Russell).

That is one nice automobile.

Pick6

Posts: 14,946

Oct 26, 2011 6:27pm

karen lotz;946203 wrote:I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

got busy in a public pool once.

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I Wear Pants

Posts: 16,223

Oct 26, 2011 6:31pm

Belly35;946093 wrote:Ran over a Water buffalo in a 3/4 ton Army Truck (stoned with the first sergeant), had to shot the mofo, to get it out from under the truck...before dark

Had 25 cases of beer, pop, chips, and dry ice had to get back to the base camp :laugh:

And you complain about wasted tax dollars.