Crimson streak;943432 wrote:Set 4 school records, 3 football, 1 track. Won a football national title in college, have a beautiful little girl , and in about 3 weeks signing to be in the air force

Bama?

Drove Brad Nessler, Lynn Swann and Bob Greise around the Twin Cities

Arrested at gun point after evading police.

I blame it on playing too much need for speed.

Threw water-balloons at a cop car... ran... and got away... only to have my friends rat me out (because they were caught).

Speedofsand;943569 wrote:Bama?

my guess is mount union.

Scarlet_Buckeye;943595 wrote:Threw water-balloons at a cop car... ran... and got away... only to have my friends rat me out (because they were caught).

What douchey friends.

DeyDurkie5;943381 wrote:were you high?

He busted her for sneaking into his stash. It was on the level of one of those 911 calls made because someone got ripped off by a dealer.

Couple things... and neither were very smart.
Smoked pot & drank on the very top of the Horseshoe tower above Ohio States locker room.

Drank a six pack of tall boys ate 2 Big Macs 2 Cheese quarter pounders, 2 Fish sandwiches & 2 Chicken sandwiches all in one setting.

Oldman82;943639 wrote:Couple things... and neither were very smart.
Smoked pot & drank on the very top of the Horseshoe tower above Ohio States locker room.

Drank a six pack of tall boys ate 2 Big Macs 2 Cheese quarter pounders, 2 Fish sandwiches & 2 Chicken sandwiches all in one setting.

why? sounds awful...did someone give you money to do this?

Raw Dawgin' it;943594 wrote:Arrested at gun point after evading police.

I blame it on playing too much need for speed.

Did you at least get a couple of them with your oil slicks before they caught up?

Oldman82;943639 wrote:Couple things... and neither were very smart.
Smoked pot & drank on the very top of the Horseshoe tower above Ohio States locker room.

That beats me. When at Ohio U, my friends and I got stoned on the outdoors balcony-like part of Memorial Auditorium and then played an extended game of hide-n-seek throughout Alden Library. Fun times!

Pick6;943611 wrote:my guess is mount union.

You are correct

Midstate01;943555 wrote:Welcome to the USAF and thank
You for your service. You def picked the best branch!!

I'm going for the 6 year it's definitely going to be a great experience

Curb stomped my wife. Did her best friend. Then upperdecked her. In the same day.

Got a hole in 1 on a par 4

j_crazy;943842 wrote:Curb stomped my wife. Did her best friend. Then upperdecked her. In the same day.

Amateur... you didn't even PIIHB

Benny The Jet;943888 wrote:Got a hole in 1 on a par 4

How far? Driver?

Laley23;943939 wrote:How far? Driver?

Short. It was only 280, but still a driver for me.

Crimson streak;943432 wrote:Set 4 school records, 3 football, 1 track. Won a football national title in college, have a beautiful little girl , and in about 3 weeks signing to be in the air force

I think people on here have done all of those.

Well, as a kid I was told I had a learning disability and had to have braces on my legs. Then I became an avid runner and one day was noticed by a college football coach. I went on to become a star running back in college football and won the national championship. After that I decided to join the military. During the war I lost a good friend of mine, but managed to save my superior officer and many others. I was awarded the Medal of Honor. During recovery of my injury I sustained I became a ping pong star and through my playing helped alleviate some tensions in foreign diplomacy.

After that I decided I would honor my dead friend and started a shrimping company with the my other friend I saved. That was pretty successful, and some of that money was used to invest in an upcoming technology business company. Eventually I just got up and started running one day... it just felt like the thing to do so I ran across the country... and back a few times.

Then I just decided to stop running one day. But after all that I go to visit my long lost lover and married her. I now raise the kid that I didn't know I had with her... she died unfortunately.

And that's all I have to say about that.

Put down the wrong date for a scheduled colonoscopy.* Did the whole prep--starved myself, drink that nasty stuff that gave me 15+ hours of diarrhea, basically had an awful time. Then showed up, and they were like, "WTF? We have you on the schedule for next week. You're gonna need to do that all again."

I looked at the nurse and just started laughing, then begged to see if they could get me in later that day. I can't believe I was so careless, but it made for a good laugh.

*Family history of colon cancer, which is why I get to do this every three years for the rest of my life.

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On a more "proud" note, in addition to horribly mixing metaphors, my superpowers include the ability to work extraordinarily quickly because I have essentially instantaneous recall of anything I know. I think I gave the story on another thread of finishing the bar exam in less than half the allotted time. But my most impressive speed feat was in college: I finished my college bio final before the professor had finished handing out the test. She started passing it out back-to-front, and this was a 200-person lecture hall, so I got it right away ('cause I'm a back row sort of guy). I finished the full final before she finished passing it out to the people in the front. We had three hours to complete it. I did it in less than 5 minutes. I set the curve.

Tobias Fünke;943275 wrote:Denied a former high school teacher of mine sexytime when she was hammered the year after I graduated high school. Lord knows anyone on here is banging their former teacher's brains out.

Yeah, but that's only because you are a ghey.

j_crazy;943842 wrote:Curb stomped my wife. Did her best friend. Then upperdecked her. In the same day.

Sooo... did u upper deck your wife, or her best friend that u nailed?

I Voted.

Had Brandon McDonald bitch at me about a defense pass interference call.