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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Oct 25, 2011 5:59 PM
I have ice on my balls
Oct 25, 2011 5:59pm
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rmolin73

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4,278 posts
Oct 25, 2011 6:36 PM
etb that sucks! Me and my wife are going to have one more and then I'm going under.
Oct 25, 2011 6:36pm
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MontyBrunswick

Oct 25, 2011 6:52 PM
rmolin73;945146 wrote:Apparently he has never been to college and he has never been in a fraternity.
Been to college, but didn't join a Frat because 95% of frat guys are dbags.

Congrats on being a dbag, dbag.
Oct 25, 2011 6:52pm
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rmolin73

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Oct 25, 2011 6:57 PM
So you're the nerd that wished he was in a Frat, were too afraid to go to a party, and would much rather bang his hand than a actual woman. But that's the typical response I expected. There are a lot of very notable people in my fraternity that are so far from dbags. Congrats on being a hater, hater.
Oct 25, 2011 6:57pm
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xKoToVxSyNdRoMe

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Oct 25, 2011 7:20 PM
dlazz;945204 wrote:Been to college, but didn't join a Frat because 95% of frat guys are dbags.

Congrats on being a dbag, dbag.
That number is a vast underestimate.
Oct 25, 2011 7:20pm
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Speedofsand

Troublemaker

5,529 posts
Oct 25, 2011 7:51 PM
Met Vince Carter when he was in high school on the same hoops team as my nephew.
Oct 25, 2011 7:51pm
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BR1986FB

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24,104 posts
Oct 25, 2011 7:54 PM
ccrunner609;944063 wrote:witnessed the Iron Sheik hitting Jimmy "Superfly" Snooka in the head with a metal chair.
Was in the ring with Jimmy Superfly Snuka and witnessed him inhale two 20 piece buckets of KFC like it was air at the post match meal. Munchies can be a bitch.
Oct 25, 2011 7:54pm
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enigmaax

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4,511 posts
Oct 25, 2011 7:58 PM
Was on a plane that caught fire in the air and we made an emergency landing in the desert (Air Force base or something)
Got smuggled into Canadia
Caught an armadillo with my hands
Oct 25, 2011 7:58pm
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bases_loaded

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6,912 posts
Oct 25, 2011 8:24 PM
dlazz;945204 wrote:Been to college, but didn't join a Frat because 95% of frat guys are dbags.

Congrats on being a dbag, dbag.

I like where this thread is headed... Que the you hate because you weren't in one response from frat dbag
Oct 25, 2011 8:24pm
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Ironman92

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Oct 25, 2011 8:31 PM
I Wear Pants;945069 wrote:Why'd you have to bring race into it?
lol reps
Oct 25, 2011 8:31pm
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royal_k

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4,423 posts
Oct 25, 2011 9:04 PM
Went to a New Years Eve party at Stevie Nicks' house in Phoenix. Met her brother Chris through a friend at a club, and partied with him all night. He invited both of us.
Oct 25, 2011 9:04pm
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sherm03

I go balls deep.

7,349 posts
Oct 25, 2011 9:59 PM
ccrunner609;945427 wrote:3 girls in one night
You better hope their parents don't find out about it. Parent-Teacher conferences would be a BITCH after that.
Oct 25, 2011 9:59pm
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NYFan54

I got deez cheeseburgers

570 posts
Oct 26, 2011 1:53 AM
Stood 5 feet from Kim Kardashian in Vegas this past New Years Eve. Too drunk to even go try and talk to her. Met her bodyguard "Brick" though. Nice guy
Oct 26, 2011 1:53am
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Heelz

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780 posts
Oct 26, 2011 6:13 AM
Carried the Olympic torch (although not officially in the books but I carried around the parking lot at my work damn it!)
Oct 26, 2011 6:13am
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Rotinaj

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Oct 26, 2011 8:48 AM
NYFan54;945634 wrote:Stood 5 feet from Kim Kardashian in Vegas this past New Years Eve. Too drunk to even go try and talk to her. Met her bodyguard "Brick" though. Nice guy
Perfect opportunity to pretend to stumble(or actually fall,whichever works) and touch her ass and you blew it!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oct 26, 2011 8:48am
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Belly35

Elderly Intellectual

9,716 posts
Oct 26, 2011 3:43 PM
Ran over a Water buffalo in a 3/4 ton Army Truck (stoned with the first sergeant), had to shot the mofo, to get it out from under the truck...before dark :D

Had 25 cases of beer, pop, chips, and dry ice had to get back to the base camp :laugh:
Oct 26, 2011 3:43pm
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karen lotz

TuTu Train

22,284 posts
Oct 26, 2011 5:46 PM
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
Oct 26, 2011 5:46pm
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Manhattan Buckeye

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7,566 posts
Oct 26, 2011 6:18 PM
Is this the Humpty Dance?

As of 10 minutes ago, I drove a Lamborghini to work (dude that lives next door to us owns it, he let us borrow it for the rest of the week while we watch his Jack Russell).

That is one nice automobile.
Oct 26, 2011 6:18pm
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Pick6

A USA American

14,946 posts
Oct 26, 2011 6:27 PM
karen lotz;946203 wrote:I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
got busy in a public pool once.
Oct 26, 2011 6:27pm
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I Wear Pants

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16,223 posts
Oct 26, 2011 6:31 PM
Belly35;946093 wrote:Ran over a Water buffalo in a 3/4 ton Army Truck (stoned with the first sergeant), had to shot the mofo, to get it out from under the truck...before dark :D

Had 25 cases of beer, pop, chips, and dry ice had to get back to the base camp :laugh:
And you complain about wasted tax dollars. :)
Oct 26, 2011 6:31pm
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2kool4skool

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1,804 posts
Oct 26, 2011 6:33 PM
Told the truth on the internet
Oct 26, 2011 6:33pm
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brutus161

The Navy Guy

1,686 posts
Oct 26, 2011 6:59 PM
I threw a molotov cocktail at someone's car and blamed it on some shirtless redneck down the street.
Oct 26, 2011 6:59pm
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karen lotz

TuTu Train

22,284 posts
Oct 26, 2011 7:08 PM
Manhattan Buckeye;946215 wrote:Is this the Humpty Dance?

yep
Oct 26, 2011 7:08pm
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Ironman92

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49,363 posts
Oct 26, 2011 9:18 PM
I threw out the first pitch in game 2 of the 1994 World Series.
Oct 26, 2011 9:18pm
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lhslep134

why so serious?

9,774 posts
Oct 26, 2011 9:55 PM
Ironman92;946363 wrote:I threw out the first pitch in game 2 of the 1994 World Series.
Haha ;)
Oct 26, 2011 9:55pm