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chicago510

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5,728 posts
Oct 5, 2011 7:12 PM
Can you pull someone's leg off by dragging them? No. Same thing for a deer. Too many muscles, tendons, ligaments, etc.

Or eat it, either one.
Oct 5, 2011 7:12pm
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1_beast

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Oct 5, 2011 7:16 PM
you probably should stab it with a big knife a few hundred times to make sure its dead....
Oct 5, 2011 7:16pm
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LJ

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Oct 5, 2011 7:19 PM
Raw Dawgin' it;922920 wrote:So what you're saying is drag it over to my neighbor....not a bad idea.

Also, has anyone every dragged a dear? What kind of weight are we talking about here? I think it's a doe. My roommate saw it but wasn't sure.
Probably ~140 lbs.

Also, as for shooting a wounded deer, you call the sheriff and most likely (in my experience) they ask you if you are comfortable shooting it. You say "yes" they issue you a "permit" over the phone to destroy the animal. You say "no" they take hours to get there or have a warden get there.
Oct 5, 2011 7:19pm
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BR1986FB

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Oct 5, 2011 7:28 PM
Commander of Awesome;922864 wrote:Makes it easier if you place the dick in your mouth. Its the snot bubbles deer removal system. Only works on male deer though.
Isn't this redundant? Unless the deer is a transvestite the "male" part of a deer with a "dick" would be assumed.
Oct 5, 2011 7:28pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Oct 5, 2011 8:03 PM
Why not eat it? Been there a while?
Oct 5, 2011 8:03pm
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chicago510

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Oct 5, 2011 8:06 PM
Oct 5, 2011 8:06pm
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GOONx19

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Oct 5, 2011 8:10 PM
Rear legs. They're not too heavy.
Oct 5, 2011 8:10pm
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Fab1b

The Bald A-Hole!!

12,949 posts
Oct 5, 2011 9:59 PM
Cover the deer in garbage bags or something, conceal it. When your neighboors are outside start dragging it to the street while yelling at it to stay still and quit squirming in there, punch it and kick a few times. Then as they look on in disgust and you get it to the curb finish it off with a bat while yelling that will fucking teach you to fuck with me, rest in peace MF'er! Then turn and stare at your neighboors and walk back inside.
Oct 5, 2011 9:59pm
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password

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Oct 5, 2011 11:39 PM
Have your roommate help you drag it over to the neighbors house, set it up against their front door, take about 3-5 wacks at the door with a brick and then run. One more thing, make sure you spray paint OHIOCHATTER.COM on both sides before you leave it. Justin could never afford to purchase the publicity that this site would receive from all the news coverage after they call the police and if he is lucky, CNN and fox news would pick it up. You have a once in a lifetime opportunity to do something good for this site, don't blow it.
Oct 5, 2011 11:39pm
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I Wear Pants

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Oct 6, 2011 12:00 AM
GOONx19;923137 wrote:Rear legs. They're not too heavy.
Obviously not talking about your mom.

Because of the not too heavy part. Your mom does have rear legs.
Oct 6, 2011 12:00am
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Pick6

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14,946 posts
Oct 6, 2011 12:04 AM
"how do i drag a deer" lulz...city slickers
Oct 6, 2011 12:04am
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Raw Dawgin' it

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11,466 posts
Oct 6, 2011 7:59 AM
LJ;923056 wrote:Probably ~140 lbs.

Also, as for shooting a wounded deer, you call the sheriff and most likely (in my experience) they ask you if you are comfortable shooting it. You say "yes" they issue you a "permit" over the phone to destroy the animal. You say "no" they take hours to get there or have a warden get there.
lol i live in the burbs of a major city, we don't have sheriffs.

She's in the road. Did it last night around 12am after having a few beers. I live on a dead end road no one will hit it. I watch a few cars go by this morning and they all avoided the thing, i'm not worried. Roommate has a SUV and is a little oblivious so i wouldn't be surprised if he ran it over.
Oct 6, 2011 7:59am
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Commander of Awesome

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Oct 6, 2011 8:26 AM
Pick6;923377 wrote:"how do i drag a deer" lulz...city slickers
lulz...red necks
Oct 6, 2011 8:26am
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Scarlet_Buckeye

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Oct 6, 2011 9:15 AM
Fab1b;922917 wrote:Put it in the middle of the road but don't worry if you cause an accident no punishment until after football.
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Reps.
Oct 6, 2011 9:15am
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Scarlet_Buckeye

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Oct 6, 2011 9:15 AM
GoChiefs;922930 wrote:Someone's thinking a little too much about this. Just grab the damn deer by its rear legs and drag it out of your yard.
Reps.
Oct 6, 2011 9:15am
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Raw Dawgin' it

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Oct 6, 2011 9:26 AM
Scarlet_Buckeye;923511 wrote:Reps.
Reps.
Oct 6, 2011 9:26am
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4cards

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2,551 posts
Oct 6, 2011 9:42 AM
...I don't know why you didn't have a BBQ and invite some of the OC derelicts over for dinner. You'd get rid of the F'ng deer and would it provide a little variety instead of them slamming Ramen noodles for every meal.
Oct 6, 2011 9:42am
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Sonofanump

Oct 6, 2011 10:00 AM
Call Ray McGinty, he'll take it off your hands.
Oct 6, 2011 10:00am
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Commander of Awesome

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23,151 posts
Oct 6, 2011 10:10 AM
Call Gibby, he'll eat it down the bone in your backyard. Just make sure the motion sensor light is turn off. It'll scare him away.
Oct 6, 2011 10:10am
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ernest_t_bass

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Oct 6, 2011 10:15 AM
Call snotbubbles. He'll have sex with it... and maybe even you.
Oct 6, 2011 10:15am
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vball10set

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Oct 6, 2011 10:35 AM
Commander of Awesome;923550 wrote:Call Gibby, he'll eat it down the bone in your backyard. Just make sure the motion sensor light is turn off. It'll scare him away.
reps--I'm still lmfao!!!!
Oct 6, 2011 10:35am
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vball10set

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Oct 6, 2011 10:37 AM
Fab1b;923245 wrote:Cover the deer in garbage bags or something, conceal it. When your neighboors are outside start dragging it to the street while yelling at it to stay still and quit squirming in there, punch it and kick a few times. Then as they look on in disgust and you get it to the curb finish it off with a bat while yelling that will ****ing teach you to **** with me, rest in peace MF'er! Then turn and stare at your neighboors and walk back inside.
had to rep this one too..the responses on this thread are great :thumbup:
Oct 6, 2011 10:37am
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SnotBubbles

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Oct 6, 2011 12:05 PM
This thread is full of teh repz.
Oct 6, 2011 12:05pm
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1_beast

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Oct 6, 2011 4:42 PM
Fab1b;923245 wrote:Cover the deer in garbage bags or something, conceal it. When your neighboors are outside start dragging it to the street while yelling at it to stay still and quit squirming in there, punch it and kick a few times. Then as they look on in disgust and you get it to the curb finish it off with a bat while yelling that will ****ing teach you to **** with me, rest in peace MF'er! Then turn and stare at your neighboors and walk back inside.
This...and dont forget to curbstomp to "finish him off"
password;923358 wrote:Have your roommate help you drag it over to the neighbors house, set it up against their front door, take about 3-5 wacks at the door with a brick and then run. One more thing, make sure you spray paint OHIOCHATTER.COM on both sides before you leave it. Justin could never afford to purchase the publicity that this site would receive from all the news coverage after they call the police and if he is lucky, CNN and fox news would pick it up. You have a once in a lifetime opportunity to do something good for this site, don't blow it.
This
Commander of Awesome;923550 wrote:Call Gibby, he'll eat it down the bone in your backyard. Just make sure the motion sensor light is turn off. It'll scare him away.
of course this
Oct 6, 2011 4:42pm