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killdeer

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Sep 13, 2011 12:18 AM
Please retire already...


Your schtick reminds me of Dick Clark on New Years Eve...after the stroke...

And now you are in an Applebee's commercial with Carson Palmer.....?

Relevance called...your subscription is expired.
Sep 13, 2011 12:18am
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killdeer

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Sep 13, 2011 12:23 AM
Whoa...the obscenity meter starred out the founder of American Bandstand...


How unAmerican is that...

Who is next...Dick Sargent
Dick van Patten
Dick Cheney......


M**********r!
Sep 13, 2011 12:23am
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chicago510

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Sep 13, 2011 12:33 AM
Chris Berman...fat and sweaty.
Sep 13, 2011 12:33am
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Tobias Fünke

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Sep 13, 2011 12:40 AM
Carson Palmer?
Sep 13, 2011 12:40am
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justincredible

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Sep 13, 2011 12:52 AM
That would be Jessie Palmer, chief.
Sep 13, 2011 12:52am
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killdeer

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Sep 13, 2011 1:12 AM
Oh. Yeah....Jessie Palmer......

That's right........I just saw it in passing....

All is forgiven Chris Berman...you are still cool in my eyes.
Sep 13, 2011 1:12am
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Sep 13, 2011 1:17 AM
justincredible;893985 wrote:That would be Jessie Palmer, chief.
killdeer;893995 wrote:Oh. Yeah....Jessie Palmer......

That's right........I just saw it in passing....

All is forgiven Chris Berman...you are still cool in my eyes.
One has languished in Cincinatti for years, the other was on the The Bachelor.

oh and...

back back back back back back back GONE!!!
Sep 13, 2011 1:17am
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NNN

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Sep 13, 2011 2:23 AM
"Here comes BJ 'Who the Hell' Askew, WOOP!

Back back back back back back WOOP!

Go to the frozen tundra of Lambeau Field for the NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS against the raidahs. WOOP!"
Sep 13, 2011 2:23am
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jc10380

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Sep 13, 2011 8:59 AM
He is literally running out of breath at the end of every sentence. As soon as I see or hearit is him, I turn the channel.
Sep 13, 2011 8:59am
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Little Danny

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Sep 13, 2011 9:10 AM
NNN;894019 wrote:"Here comes BJ 'Who the Hell' Askew, WOOP!

Back back back back back back WOOP!

Go to the frozen tundra of Lambeau Field for the NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS against the raidahs. WOOP!"
Start out with segueing a Bob Dylan lyric or something else from the 60s or 70s to that day's events and and you have every episode of NFL Live covered. Don't forget to then salute your good friend Tom Jackson.
Sep 13, 2011 9:10am
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Mohican00

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Sep 13, 2011 9:11 AM
Sep 13, 2011 9:11am
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LJ

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Sep 13, 2011 9:12 AM
killdeer;893964 wrote:Whoa...the obscenity meter starred out the founder of American Bandstand...


How unAmerican is that...

Who is next...Dick Sargent
Dick van Patten
Dick Cheney......


M**********r!
you can turn it off champ
Sep 13, 2011 9:12am
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Little Danny

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Sep 13, 2011 9:17 AM
killdeer;893964 wrote:Whoa...the obscenity meter starred out the founder of American Bandstand...


How unAmerican is that...

Who is next...**** Sargent
**** van Patten
**** Cheney......


M**********r!
Former MLB'er Pete LaCock still has the dirtiest name in all of sports.

In fact, isn't Pete LaCock like having one of those names where the the words are repeated, like Richard Richards?
Sep 13, 2011 9:17am
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SnotBubbles

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Sep 13, 2011 9:35 AM
Am I the only one who likes Berman?
Sep 13, 2011 9:35am
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OneBuckeye

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Sep 13, 2011 9:41 AM
SnotBubbles;894136 wrote:Am I the only one who likes Berman?
Yes. I told the wife she needed to watch her show at halftime because he annoys me that much.
Sep 13, 2011 9:41am
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Heretic

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Sep 13, 2011 9:43 AM
SnotBubbles;894136 wrote:Am I the only one who likes Berman?
Possibly.
Sep 13, 2011 9:43am
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Sep 13, 2011 9:48 AM
SnotBubbles;894136 wrote:Am I the only one who likes Berman?
I don't mind him.

I definitely think there is worse. Skip Bayless, Stephen A. Smith, Shannon Sharpe, Joe Morgan, and many more. I realize all aren't football people. But I would much rather listen to Berman than those guys. I can't say there are too many other football guys that I'd rather listen to than Berman. He adds a little flair to it, everyone else just yells and argues with each other.
Sep 13, 2011 9:48am
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Tiernan

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Sep 13, 2011 10:58 AM
Berman is like a favorite drunk uncle at Thanksgiving...he's kinda funny but you just know he's gonna piss you off before the day is over but then later he's funny again.
Sep 13, 2011 10:58am
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thavoice

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Sep 13, 2011 11:05 AM
yeah...his act is old. I can tolerate him on the highlights I guess.....he is worse when he does the HR derby...and ever hear him call a baseball game?

Torture
Sep 13, 2011 11:05am
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Steel Valley Football

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Sep 13, 2011 11:14 AM
Anyone ever see that out take from sportscenter where Berman I cussing at the crew for messing something up? I agree Berman's act is old, but I thought Dick Vitale's act was old back in 1993. I hate trendy announcers/newspeople.
Sep 13, 2011 11:14am
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thavoice

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Sep 13, 2011 11:17 AM
yeah...that was pretty funny.

and agree about Dukie Vitale. When he would have IU games I would turn off teh volume and turn on the radio.
Sep 13, 2011 11:17am
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Sep 13, 2011 11:27 AM
Steel Valley Football;894272 wrote:Anyone ever see that out take from sportscenter where Berman I cussing at the crew for messing something up? I agree Berman's act is old, but I thought Dick Vitale's act was old back in 1993. I hate trendy announcers/newspeople.
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Sep 13, 2011 11:27am
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Sep 13, 2011 11:46 AM
justincredible;893985 wrote:That would be Jessie Palmer, chief.
You sure? I could have sworn it was Chris Collinsworth.
Sep 13, 2011 11:46am
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ohiobucks1

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Sep 13, 2011 12:04 PM
gorocks99;894296 wrote:[video=youtube;3TLG_LtWhj4][/video]
I mean, he kinda makes a good point...
Sep 13, 2011 12:04pm
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Sep 13, 2011 12:17 PM
gorocks99;894296 wrote:[video=youtube;3TLG_LtWhj4][/video]
This just proves what an arrogant prick Berman really is.
Sep 13, 2011 12:17pm