Based on what I've been reading, this has the makings of the best roast yet.
“Charlie’s nostrils are so snotty and full of coke, they should be called the Hilton Sisters" -<s style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; opacity: 0.5; text-decoration: none; ">@</s>realjeffreyross <s class="hash" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; opacity: 0.7; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; ">#</s>SheenRoast
"<s style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; opacity: 0.5; text-decoration: none; ">@</s>CharlieSheen is to stand-up, as what Larry Flynt is to STANDING UP."
from <s style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; opacity: 0.5; text-decoration: none; ">@</s>SethMacFarlane: “<s style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; opacity: 0.5; text-decoration: none; ">@</s>MikeTyson has defeated almost every opponent he’s ever had…except the letter S” <s class="hash" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; opacity: 0.7; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; ">#</s>SheenRoast
<s style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; opacity: 0.5; text-decoration: none; ">@</s>MikeTyson is yelling at someone in the audience, and has to be shown his seat. <s class="hash" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; opacity: 0.7; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; ">#</s>SheenRoast
<s style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; opacity: 0.5; text-decoration: none; ">@</s>amyschumer makes a Ryan Dunn joke, <s style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; opacity: 0.5; text-decoration: none; ">@</s>SteveO stares a hole THROUGH Schumer. Can’t even crack a smile. <s class="hash" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; opacity: 0.7; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; ">#</s>SheenRoast
<s style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; opacity: 0.5; text-decoration: none; ">@</s>SteveO grabs the podium mic to say something, producers cut his sound. <s class="hash" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; opacity: 0.7; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; ">#</s>SheenRoast
Patrice Oneal <s style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; opacity: 0.5; text-decoration: none; ">@</s>BigMommaProdsdecides to toss out his jokes, calls Shatner “a racist dick, and an old asshole.” <s class="hash" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; opacity: 0.7; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; ">#</s>SheenRoast
I cannot wait for this roast next Monday!