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Sep 13, 2011 2:58 AM
GoChiefs;894028 wrote:No, I did.
hmm...was this before or after me?
Sep 13, 2011 2:58am
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Sep 13, 2011 3:04 AM
1_beast;894032 wrote:hmm...was this before or after me?
Are you jealous that he's banging someone other than you?
Sep 13, 2011 3:04am
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ernest_t_bass

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Sep 13, 2011 6:57 AM
rmolin73;894041 wrote:

Chiefs, is that you?

Another day, another dollar. Unless you're a NASCAR fan... Then it's, "another food stamp." Right?
Sep 13, 2011 6:57am
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Sep 13, 2011 7:24 AM
Yes.

By the way, you might wanna pick some milk up on your way home from work, you're out.
Sep 13, 2011 7:24am
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Sep 13, 2011 7:25 AM
1_beast;894032 wrote:hmm...was this before or after me?

We banged after her, sorry.
Sep 13, 2011 7:25am
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Sep 13, 2011 7:52 AM
GoChiefs;894065 wrote:Yes.

By the way, you might wanna pick some milk up on your way home from work, you're out.
I actually thought the same thing, but there was some on the bottom shelf. You can't see past your fat, redneck, NASCAR belly, to see the bottom shelf. Right?
Sep 13, 2011 7:52am
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Sep 13, 2011 8:24 AM
Heavenly Father, we thank you for all your blessings. You said in all things give thanks. So we want to thank you tonight for these mighty machines that you brought before us. Thank you for the Dodges and the Toyota&#8217;s. Thank you for the Fords. And most of all we thank you for Roush and Yates partnering to give us the power that we see before us tonight. Thank you for GM performance technology and RO7 engines. Thank you for Sunoco racing fuel and Goodyear tires that bring performance and power to the track. Lord, I want to thank you for my smoking&#8217; hot wife tonight, Lisa. My two children, Eli and Emma or as we like to call &#8216;em, the little Ezz. Lord, I pray you bless the drivers and use them tonight. May they put on a performance worthy of this great track. In Jesus name, boogity boogity boogity, Amen.<o:p></o:p>
Sep 13, 2011 8:24am
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Sep 13, 2011 11:13 AM
Tim, take a look at that hound. That's the best coon-dog I ever seen or heard about and I didn't have to teach him a damn thing.
Sep 13, 2011 11:13am
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Sep 13, 2011 1:51 PM
ernest_t_bass;894077 wrote:I actually thought the same thing, but there was some on the bottom shelf. You can't see past your fat, redneck, NASCAR belly, to see the bottom shelf. Right?

Wait, you think I went into the kitchen????
Sep 13, 2011 1:51pm
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Sep 13, 2011 1:53 PM
LJ;894094 wrote:Heavenly Father, we thank you for all your blessings. You said in all things give thanks. So we want to thank you tonight for these mighty machines that you brought before us. Thank you for the Dodges and the Toyota&rsquo;s. Thank you for the Fords. And most of all we thank you for Roush and Yates partnering to give us the power that we see before us tonight. Thank you for GM performance technology and RO7 engines. Thank you for Sunoco racing fuel and Goodyear tires that bring performance and power to the track. Lord, I want to thank you for my smoking&rsquo; hot wife tonight, Lisa. My two children, Eli and Emma or as we like to call &lsquo;em, the little Ezz. Lord, I pray you bless the drivers and use them tonight. May they put on a performance worthy of this great track. In Jesus name, boogity boogity boogity, Amen.<o:p></o:p>

The only sport not afraid to have a prayer before a race! :D
Sep 13, 2011 1:53pm
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Sep 13, 2011 2:09 PM
GoChiefs;894484 wrote:Wait, you think I went into the kitchen????
Oops, that's right. Trailers don't have kitchens.
Sep 13, 2011 2:09pm
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Sep 13, 2011 2:15 PM
GoChiefs;894488 wrote:The only sport not afraid to have a prayer before a race! :D
The only sport to have followers WT enough to thank Jesus for Roush racing.
Sep 13, 2011 2:15pm
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Sep 13, 2011 2:54 PM
ernest_t_bass;894517 wrote:Oops, that's right. Trailers don't have kitchens.
Well I was in your trailer!
Sep 13, 2011 2:54pm
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Sep 13, 2011 2:57 PM
GoChiefs;894488 wrote:The only sport not afraid to have a prayer before a race! :D
Sep 13, 2011 2:57pm
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Sep 13, 2011 3:02 PM
Heretic;894581 wrote:
He was praying about cars and engines? How the hell is that imaginary? :p Maybe his Jesus is Henry Ford or Lee Iacocca.
Sep 13, 2011 3:02pm
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Sep 13, 2011 3:02 PM
GoChiefs;894065 wrote:By the way, you might wanna pick some milk up on your way home from work, you're out.
ernest_t_bass;894077 wrote:I actually thought the same thing, but there was some on the bottom shelf. You can't see past your fat, redneck, NASCAR belly, to see the bottom shelf. Right?
GoChiefs;894484 wrote:Wait, you think I went into the kitchen????
ernest_t_bass;894517 wrote:Oops, that's right. Trailers don't have kitchens.
If we get rid of SB5, you think you'll be able to upgrade to a double wide one day?
Sep 13, 2011 3:02pm
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Sep 13, 2011 3:03 PM
GoChiefs;894573 wrote:Well I was in your trailer!
GoChiefs, I don't have a trailer. I'm not a NASCAR fan.
Sep 13, 2011 3:03pm
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Sep 13, 2011 3:07 PM
enigmaax;894592 wrote:If we get rid of SB5, you think you'll be able to upgrade to a double wide one day?
Then he contradicts himself by saying he doesn't have a trailer??? Smh.
Sep 13, 2011 3:07pm
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Sep 13, 2011 3:08 PM
GoChiefs;894596 wrote:Then he contradicts himself by saying he doesn't have a trailer??? Smh.
Dammit... lolfailselfpwn on my part. I see what I did there. SMH. You win this round.


NASCAR SUCKS!
Sep 13, 2011 3:08pm
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Sep 13, 2011 3:14 PM
ernest_t_bass;894603 wrote:I LIKE TO SUCK!
Isn't that a little inappropriate for a teacher?
Sep 13, 2011 3:14pm
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Sep 13, 2011 3:15 PM
GoChiefs;894613 wrote:Isn't that a little inappropriate for a teacher?
Sick PWN, like_that!
Sep 13, 2011 3:15pm
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Sep 13, 2011 3:18 PM
GoChiefs;894613 wrote:Isn't that a little inappropriate for a teacher?
Not on this site (re: ccrunner).
Sep 13, 2011 3:18pm
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Sep 13, 2011 4:17 PM
ernest_t_bass;894615 wrote:Sick PWN, like_that!
There you go again, spinning my comments! Are you dizzy yet?
Sep 13, 2011 4:17pm
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Sep 13, 2011 5:06 PM

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