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I'm off to go carpet shopping with the wife instead of watching teh OSU game.

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Brudda o da bomber

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Sep 3, 2011 10:37 AM
I'm thinkin....

Sep 3, 2011 10:37am
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Sykotyk

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Sep 3, 2011 10:44 AM
Remember to give your man card to your wife so it's safe in her purse.
Sep 3, 2011 10:44am
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Brudda o da bomber

4,539 posts
Sep 3, 2011 10:46 AM
Sykotyk;881404 wrote:Remember to give your man card to your wife so it's safe in her purse.
There ain't enough room in the purse with my balls in it, :(
Sep 3, 2011 10:46am
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Fab1b

The Bald A-Hole!!

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Sep 3, 2011 10:47 AM
Wouldn't allow this to happen!
Sep 3, 2011 10:47am
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karen lotz

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Sep 3, 2011 10:50 AM
Have we found thavoice's second username?
Sep 3, 2011 10:50am
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Glory Days

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Sep 3, 2011 10:53 AM
Devils Advocate;881411 wrote:There ain't enough room in the purse with my balls in it, :(
must be a small purse....
Sep 3, 2011 10:53am
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Sep 3, 2011 10:54 AM
whipped.
Sep 3, 2011 10:54am
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thavoice

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Sep 3, 2011 11:03 AM
karen lotz;881420 wrote:Have we found thavoice's second username?
Negative.

But my wife did want me to take her someplace DURING THE SUPER BOWL becuase my team was playing in it. Friends and I have steelers season tix, well, this year I didnt get them with my friends becuase my wife wanted the equal value in cash of the tickets and each time I go she wanted equal value in cash of what I spend. Weeks before she wanted to start having an annual super bowl party at our house. Well, my house, but as soon as the steelers made it her tune changed from having the party to wanting me to take her outta town.

I was like sure...we can leave saturday morning....and get back sunday late afternoon...and attend a SB party or what not. THAT wasnt good enough...she said she wanted to be home like after the game would be over.

Well...when I said that she went into a rage how football was more important than her...blah...blah...blah. Ya wanna believe she would skip the SB if her team was playing in it?

No way.
Sep 3, 2011 11:03am
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berry

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Sep 3, 2011 11:04 AM
Threesome is almost as good as the game. Hold out for a redhead.
Sep 3, 2011 11:04am
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HitsRus

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Sep 3, 2011 11:04 AM
I'd make it perfectly clear that she owes you tonite.....and maybe this afternoon when you get back too.
Sep 3, 2011 11:04am
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sportchampps

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Sep 3, 2011 11:06 AM
Wow divorce or steelers tickets
Sep 3, 2011 11:06am
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sportchampps

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Sep 3, 2011 11:07 AM
You should tell her you want a paycheck equal to yours every other friday
Sep 3, 2011 11:07am
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thavoice

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Sep 3, 2011 11:16 AM
sportchampps;881451 wrote:You should tell her you want a paycheck equal to yours every other friday
You mean a paycheck equal to hers?

Shit...if that is the case......it would be a waste to write out a check for zero dollars
Sep 3, 2011 11:16am
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thavoice

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Sep 3, 2011 11:18 AM
sportchampps;881449 wrote:Wow divorce or steelers tickets
The funny thing is this......before we got married she was all for it. She was like "yeah, your steelers sundays will be times I get to do whatever I want too while you are watching them or going to the games."


and then the complete 180
Sep 3, 2011 11:18am
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GoPens

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Sep 3, 2011 11:37 AM
sportchampps;881449 wrote:Wow divorce or steelers tickets
Steelers tickets...duh.
Sep 3, 2011 11:37am
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hoops23

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Sep 3, 2011 12:29 PM
FUCK THAT!!!!!
Sep 3, 2011 12:29pm
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LJ

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Sep 3, 2011 12:40 PM
thavoice;881442 wrote:Negative.

But my wife did want me to take her someplace DURING THE SUPER BOWL becuase my team was playing in it. Friends and I have steelers season tix, well, this year I didnt get them with my friends becuase my wife wanted the equal value in cash of the tickets and each time I go she wanted equal value in cash of what I spend. Weeks before she wanted to start having an annual super bowl party at our house. Well, my house, but as soon as the steelers made it her tune changed from having the party to wanting me to take her outta town.

I was like sure...we can leave saturday morning....and get back sunday late afternoon...and attend a SB party or what not. THAT wasnt good enough...she said she wanted to be home like after the game would be over.

Well...when I said that she went into a rage how football was more important than her...blah...blah...blah. Ya wanna believe she would skip the SB if her team was playing in it?

No way.

You really need a divorce
Sep 3, 2011 12:40pm
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SportsAndLady

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Sep 3, 2011 12:41 PM
Your wife sounds like she really sucks
Sep 3, 2011 12:41pm
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iluvz

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Sep 3, 2011 12:48 PM
Omg what is with these women you guys are with?! Were you guys even born with balls? Or did you just relinquish them when you got married.
Sep 3, 2011 12:48pm
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jmog

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Sep 3, 2011 1:55 PM
Oh my goodness this is retarded that not only are these wives doing this but that you guys are letting it happen.

My wife fully understands OSU and the Browns..plans are made around those games.
Sep 3, 2011 1:55pm
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HitsRus

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Sep 3, 2011 2:41 PM
^^^Yeah, can't fathom that at all. I think a lot of it is just who you decide to marry, rather than "letting it happen". If you and your spouse don't see eye to eye on each other's favorite things to do, it's going to be a rocky marraige. It shouldn't ever have to come down to a 'demand' or be even be subject to negotiation.
Sep 3, 2011 2:41pm
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tk421

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Sep 3, 2011 2:41 PM
It's not like you're going to miss much. They are playing Akron for God's sake. Not like LSU/Oregon. It's OSU, they don't play anyone of importance until at least the 3rd week.
Sep 3, 2011 2:41pm
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hoops23

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Sep 3, 2011 2:51 PM
tk421;881764 wrote:It's not like you're going to miss much. They are playing Akron for God's sake. Not like LSU/Oregon. It's OSU, they don't play anyone of importance until at least the 3rd week.
You talk like a guy who is pussy whipped.
Sep 3, 2011 2:51pm
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Tobias Fünke

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Sep 3, 2011 3:09 PM
LJ;881574 wrote:You really need a divorce
Seriously.
Sep 3, 2011 3:09pm
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Scarlet_Fever

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Sep 3, 2011 3:11 PM
I don't care if she wanted me to go look for carpet we could munch together. It's not happening during a Buckeye game.
Sep 3, 2011 3:11pm