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FatHobbit

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8,651 posts
Aug 22, 2011 12:01 PM
...that divorced chicks are looking for lots of sex with random guys (certified Ohio Chatter fact) and married chicks never want to have sex?

Can someone please explain that to me?
Aug 22, 2011 12:01pm
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Con_Alma

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12,198 posts
Aug 22, 2011 12:04 PM
...because the divorced "chicks" are looking for validation of self-worth and the married "chicks" feel secure and believe they already have it.
Aug 22, 2011 12:04pm
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wes_mantooth

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17,977 posts
Aug 22, 2011 12:06 PM
It doesn't matter....I try to bang them all.
Aug 22, 2011 12:06pm
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Heelz

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Aug 22, 2011 12:09 PM
phuck.them.all
Aug 22, 2011 12:09pm
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thavoice

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14,376 posts
Aug 22, 2011 12:10 PM
Would you continue to make house or car payments once you paid them off?

When women get married, they purchased the item, their routine and regular 'payments' are no longer needed. Occassionly they need to 'pay up' i.e. giving it up to her hubby on occasion, for some repairs or remodeling, but for the most part the purchase has been made.
Aug 22, 2011 12:10pm
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Heretic

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Aug 22, 2011 12:12 PM
Single, divorced, dating, engaged, married. No need to be biased against any category of woman. Except dead*.

*DISCLAIMER: If the dry spell gets unbearably long, exceptions can be made.
Aug 22, 2011 12:12pm
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like_that

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Aug 22, 2011 12:14 PM
Heretic;870095 wrote:Single, divorced, dating, engaged, married. No need to be biased against any category of woman. Except dead*.

*DISCLAIMER: If they dry spell gets unbearably long, exceptions can be made.

No reps due to grammar mistake.
Aug 22, 2011 12:14pm
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Heretic

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18,820 posts
Aug 22, 2011 12:16 PM
I fixed it! How about now?

Comments like this put me into the rep-whore equal of corpse-fucking.
Aug 22, 2011 12:16pm
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Devils Advocate

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4,539 posts
Aug 22, 2011 12:18 PM
Retarded and dead deserves reps!
Aug 22, 2011 12:18pm
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password

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2,360 posts
Aug 22, 2011 4:08 PM
Married women want sex with random guys also, they are just more discrete about it.
Aug 22, 2011 4:08pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Aug 22, 2011 4:31 PM
If you are married and your wife doesn't want sex from you, the answer is pretty simple...you ain't giving it to her the right way.
Aug 22, 2011 4:31pm
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Steel Valley Football

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Aug 22, 2011 5:24 PM
You mean like in da butt?
Aug 22, 2011 5:24pm
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jmog

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Aug 22, 2011 6:06 PM
THE4RINGZ;870402 wrote:If you are married and your wife doesn't want sex from you, the answer is pretty simple...you ain't giving it to her the right way.

Partially agree, I have never really had a problem getting my wife to have sex. Now, is it as often as I want it? No, I'd want it 2-3 times a day, but still 5+ times a week isn't shabby at all for 12 years married.
Aug 22, 2011 6:06pm
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1_beast

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5,642 posts
Aug 22, 2011 8:44 PM
If the wife dont want it...I just bang the neighbors wife....
Aug 22, 2011 8:44pm
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enigmaax

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Aug 22, 2011 11:27 PM
FatHobbit;870063 wrote:...that divorced chicks are looking for lots of sex with random guys (certified Ohio Chatter fact) and married chicks never want to have sex?

Can someone please explain that to me?

Divorced chics bang random guys. Married chics whose husbands think they never want sex are banging random guys. Women are sluts. Understand?
Aug 22, 2011 11:27pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Aug 22, 2011 11:47 PM
Aug 22, 2011 11:47pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Aug 22, 2011 11:47 PM






Aug 22, 2011 11:47pm
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Iliketurtles

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Aug 23, 2011 9:44 AM
ETB is that 3rd pic Darby crying?
Aug 23, 2011 9:44am
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Scarlet_Buckeye

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5,264 posts
Aug 23, 2011 1:24 PM
Con_Alma;870068 wrote:...because the divorced "chicks" are looking for validation of self-worth and the married "chicks" feel secure and believe they already have it.

/Thread.
Aug 23, 2011 1:24pm
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Commander of Awesome

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Aug 23, 2011 1:27 PM
Good Mad Men quote; "Put a penny in a jar for every time you have sex in your first year of marriage. Then take a penny out for every time you have sex in your second year. You know what you end up with?

Jar full of pennies."
Aug 23, 2011 1:27pm
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LJ

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Aug 23, 2011 1:38 PM
ernest_t_bass;870861 wrote:

lol my wife bought me that shirt on our honeymoon
Aug 23, 2011 1:38pm
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jmog

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Aug 23, 2011 1:42 PM
Commander of Awesome;871213 wrote:Good Mad Men quote; "Put a penny in a jar for every time you have sex in your first year of marriage. Then take a penny out for every time you have sex in your second year. You know what you end up with?

Jar full of pennies."

I would have run out...especially around the 9/10/11th years...as we have done it much more these years than the first couple (wife hit that "30" plateau).
Aug 23, 2011 1:42pm
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dwccrew

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Aug 24, 2011 2:38 AM
jmog;870493 wrote:Partially agree, I have never really had a problem getting my wife to have sex. Now, is it as often as I want it? No, I'd want it 2-3 times a day, but still 5+ times a week isn't shabby at all for 12 years married.

I have never really had a problem getting your wife to have sex either. She's definitely a giver......and a keeper!
Aug 24, 2011 2:38am
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Tobias Fünke

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Aug 24, 2011 3:52 AM
lulz
Aug 24, 2011 3:52am
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jmog

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Aug 24, 2011 1:15 PM
dwccrew;872138 wrote:I have never really had a problem getting your wife to have sex either. She's definitely a giver......and a keeper!

Boy, that's a good one...did you come up with that one on your own or did someone help you?

What's next, a momma joke? :)
Aug 24, 2011 1:15pm