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What will be the next health issue for ernest_t_bass?

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password

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Aug 15, 2011 3:35 AM
It has been a few days since any new complications or health issues for ETB, I wonder what will be next?


I am going to go with itching on the lower back with red pimple like bumps.
Aug 14, 2011 11:35pm
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Aug 15, 2011 3:36 AM
Vaganitis.
Aug 14, 2011 11:36pm
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karen lotz

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Aug 15, 2011 3:37 AM
I'm guessing he will disclose he has AIDs. All of these minor issues are a sign that his immune system is weak.
Aug 14, 2011 11:37pm
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Aug 15, 2011 3:41 AM
I thought I had AIDS once because NCF said I did. What a scare.
Aug 14, 2011 11:41pm
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Apple

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Aug 15, 2011 3:48 AM
Aug 14, 2011 11:48pm
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j_crazy

7 gram rocks. how i roll.

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Aug 15, 2011 3:55 AM
Ghonasyphaherpelaids. Heard snot has it. It's a matter if when not if at this point.
Aug 14, 2011 11:55pm
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Aug 15, 2011 3:56 AM
Yeast infection.
Aug 14, 2011 11:56pm
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Little Danny

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Aug 15, 2011 3:59 AM
Priapism









Being stiff for hours on end would have to hurt like hell
Aug 14, 2011 11:59pm
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Aug 15, 2011 4:04 AM
^^^^ lol
Aug 15, 2011 12:04am
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Aug 15, 2011 4:14 AM
Schizophrenia...word on the street is he is actually WLSColor, Frothy Walrus, and Snot Bubbles. Who would of guessed.
Aug 15, 2011 12:14am
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Aug 15, 2011 2:58 PM
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Aug 15, 2011 10:58am
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thavoice

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Aug 15, 2011 3:00 PM
THE4RINGZ;862591 wrote:I thought I had AIDS once because NCF said I did. What a scare.

Same here. I gave away all my possessions, quit my job, spend all my money after i was diagnosed by NCF with having AIDS on the puddle.

What a terrible time of my life.
Aug 15, 2011 11:00am
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Aug 15, 2011 3:35 PM
Too much jizz in the belly, ala the Rod Stewart urban legend.
Aug 15, 2011 11:35am
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LJ

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Aug 15, 2011 3:40 PM
Y u no post poll?!

Aug 15, 2011 11:40am
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ernest_t_bass

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Aug 15, 2011 3:54 PM
LOL. All I posted was about my breathing issues. Tards! Reps for all of you.
Aug 15, 2011 11:54am
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Aug 15, 2011 3:56 PM
I just tried repping all of you, but I can only give out so much in 24 hours. Ghey.
Aug 15, 2011 11:56am
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Aug 15, 2011 3:57 PM
To the OP. I think schizophrenia is the next thing for me.
Aug 15, 2011 11:57am
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Aug 15, 2011 4:02 PM
Spontaneous Dental Hydroplosion.
Aug 15, 2011 12:02pm
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Aug 15, 2011 4:03 PM
se-alum;862849 wrote:Spontaneous Dental Hydroplosion.

Hotdog fingers.
Aug 15, 2011 12:03pm
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Aug 15, 2011 4:43 PM
torn rectum
Aug 15, 2011 12:43pm
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Aug 15, 2011 5:01 PM
justincredible;862852 wrote:Hotdog fingers.

Killer nanorobots.
Aug 15, 2011 1:01pm
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Aug 15, 2011 5:03 PM
1_beast;862923 wrote:torn rectum

There probably isn't anything left to be torn. Snotbubbles can confirm.
Aug 15, 2011 1:03pm
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Aug 15, 2011 5:22 PM
Just look for the next retarded thread proclaiming his high school level drunkness. That next morning he will come on here complaining he has migraines and tumors and a pussy. There's your answer.
Aug 15, 2011 1:22pm
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Aug 15, 2011 5:30 PM
DeyDurkie5;862985 wrote:Just look for the next retarded thread proclaiming his high school level drunkness. That next morning he will come on here complaining he has migraines and tumors and a pussy. There's your answer.

LOL. Winner.
Aug 15, 2011 1:30pm
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Aug 15, 2011 6:36 PM
ernest_t_bass;862844 wrote:To the OP. I think schizophrenia is the next thing for me.

That should make for some interesting threads at 2 am after consuming a 12 pack.
Aug 15, 2011 2:36pm