Man missing for 27 years...found in a chimney.

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Jul 27, 2011 6:14 PM
That happened in an episode of CSI or something like that.
Jul 27, 2011 6:14pm
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Jul 27, 2011 6:21 PM
Lol. According to family, he had a history of disappearing for long periods of time.
Jul 27, 2011 6:21pm
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Jul 27, 2011 6:23 PM
Did he survive?
Jul 27, 2011 6:23pm
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Jul 27, 2011 6:26 PM
For 9 years.
Jul 27, 2011 6:26pm
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Jul 27, 2011 6:49 PM
Why do people believe they can enter a building through a chimney? You have no idea what you are getting into. If you get stuck your screwed. What a horrible way to go.
Jul 27, 2011 6:49pm
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Jul 27, 2011 6:56 PM
That happened in Gremlins
Jul 27, 2011 6:56pm
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Jul 27, 2011 7:06 PM
KR1245;843660 wrote:That happened in Gremlins
Didn't that movie come out about 27yrs ago? Perhaps that is where he got the idea.
Jul 27, 2011 7:06pm
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Jul 27, 2011 7:41 PM
why does a bank have a chimney?
majorspark;843650 wrote:Why do people believe they can enter a building through a chimney? You have no idea what you are getting into. If you get stuck your screwed. What a horrible way to go.
santa claus does it billions of times a year, dont tell me i cant do it!
Jul 27, 2011 7:41pm
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Jul 27, 2011 7:41 PM
Glory Days;843701 wrote:why does a bank have a chimney?

Because sometimes fire is more effective than a shredder
Jul 27, 2011 7:41pm
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Jul 27, 2011 8:30 PM


he disagrees!
Jul 27, 2011 8:30pm
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Jul 27, 2011 11:26 PM
Was he alive?
Jul 27, 2011 11:26pm
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Jul 27, 2011 11:50 PM
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Jul 27, 2011 11:50pm
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Jul 27, 2011 11:51 PM
I Am Ahab;843978 wrote:Was he alive?

He couldn't eat for 27 years ...
Jul 27, 2011 11:51pm
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Jul 27, 2011 11:53 PM
O-Trap;844004 wrote:He couldn't eat for 27 years ...


This doesn't answer the question.
Jul 27, 2011 11:53pm
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Jul 28, 2011 12:01 AM
karen lotz;844007 wrote:This doesn't answer the question.

"He couldn't eat for 27 years, and his name was not Nick Mangold ..."


There. Now it does.
Jul 28, 2011 12:01am
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Jul 28, 2011 12:02 AM
karen lotz;844007 wrote:This doesn't answer the question.
does anyone know what hospital he is at? I would like to send the poor guy a get well card.
Jul 28, 2011 12:02am
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Jul 28, 2011 12:02 AM
Dahmer would have just called him "smoked and aged to perfection"
Jul 28, 2011 12:02am
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Jul 28, 2011 12:39 AM
Emmett Brown;844022 wrote:does anyone know what hospital he is at? I would like to send the poor guy a get well card.


I'm not sure, but if you find out please post it here. I'd think he would be pretty hungry and I'd like to send him a care package.
Jul 28, 2011 12:39am
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Jul 28, 2011 12:39 AM
Also, its been proven he couldn't eat for 27 years. Was he able to drink water or gatorade during that time?
Jul 28, 2011 12:39am
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Jul 28, 2011 12:44 AM
karen lotz;844047 wrote:Also, its been proven he couldn't eat for 27 years. Was he able to drink water or gatorade during that time?

Bird shit, maybe?
Jul 28, 2011 12:44am
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Jul 28, 2011 12:52 AM
O-Trap;844049 wrote:Bird shit, maybe?

I bet after 27 years of surviving on bird shit, I'd say he wishes he would have just died.
Jul 28, 2011 12:52am
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Jul 28, 2011 11:14 AM
Glory Days;843701 wrote:why does a bank have a chimney?



santa claus does it billions of times a year, dont tell me i cant do it!
Glory Days;843753 wrote:

he disagrees!
karen lotz;844007 wrote:This doesn't answer the question.
O-Trap;844021 wrote:"He couldn't eat for 27 years, and his name was not Nick Mangold ..."


There. Now it does.
Emmett Brown;844022 wrote:does anyone know what hospital he is at? I would like to send the poor guy a get well card.
Scooter1369;844023 wrote:Dahmer would have just called him "smoked and aged to perfection"
karen lotz;844046 wrote:I'm not sure, but if you find out please post it here. I'd think he would be pretty hungry and I'd like to send him a care package.
O-Trap;844049 wrote:Bird ****, maybe?
karen lotz;844053 wrote:I bet after 27 years of surviving on bird ****, I'd say he wishes he would have just died.

LOL.
Jul 28, 2011 11:14am
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Jul 28, 2011 11:17 AM
karen lotz;844053 wrote:I bet after 27 years of surviving on bird shit, I'd say he wishes he would have just died.

Depending on the weather, he could have gotten plenty of rain water to wash it down. After a while, I'd guess he'd get used to the bird shit enough to tell what kind of bird was providing his next meal. You know, the "awww fuck, another pigeon...damn, I remember when a couple sparrows were there...now that was some good shit!" sort of thing.
Jul 28, 2011 11:17am
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Jul 28, 2011 11:19 AM
karen lotz;844047 wrote:Also, its been proven he couldn't eat for 27 years. Was he able to drink water or gatorade during that time?

Well, im sure it rained a few times in those 27 years.
Jul 28, 2011 11:19am