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Jul 14, 2011 2:40 PM
I was looking at the Darius Miles Jersey in the buy/sell trade forum and was wondering what fail jerseys some of you guys have owned?

Perhaps like_that owns a Browns Edwards Jersey? I heard Heretic owns a Limas Sweed jersey. We all already know that Gibby wears his Broncos Tebow jersey 24/7 no need to tell us.

I was gifted a Cris Chandler jersey by a family friend who lives in the Atlanta area (lolfail). I also own a Lamar Odom Clippers jersey....SMH.

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Jul 14, 2011 2:40pm
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Jul 14, 2011 2:42 PM
I own an authentic orange tim couch browns jersey. SMH.
Jul 14, 2011 2:42pm
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Jul 14, 2011 2:43 PM
Ouch^^
Jul 14, 2011 2:43pm
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Jul 14, 2011 2:43 PM
Commander of Awesome;830199 wrote:I heard Heretic owns a Limas Sweed jersey.

Incorrect. But I do own a Kordell Stewart one! The great thing is that it was a Christmas present during the year he had his best season (AFC Championship loss to Denver). My mom asked me if I'd rather have a Bettis or a Stewart one. I picked Kordell. The word "fail" really isn't strong enough to do justice to that decision.
Jul 14, 2011 2:43pm
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Jul 14, 2011 2:44 PM
I'm not sure why, bu tI still got a soft spot for Couch. I still remember him beating Pittsburgh his rookie year and the 33-13 beat down on Sunday night. When he cried thoguh, that instantly made his jersey a fail.
Jul 14, 2011 2:44pm
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Jul 14, 2011 2:45 PM
Wonder if any Cleveland fans have a Dajuan Wagner jersey somewhere lol
Jul 14, 2011 2:45pm
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Jul 14, 2011 2:45 PM
like_that;830200 wrote:I own an authentic orange tim couch browns jersey. SMH.

does an orange jeff garcia jersey top that?
Jul 14, 2011 2:45pm
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Jul 14, 2011 2:46 PM
Had a Charlie Frye, Braylon Edwards, Kamerion Wimbley & Kellen Winslow. Steve Everitt is my saving grace.

Tried to give the Frye jersey to a shirtless homeless man and he threw it back at me. :(
Jul 14, 2011 2:46pm
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Jul 14, 2011 2:46 PM
dazedconfused;830205 wrote:does an orange jeff garcia jersey top that?

yes, without question.
Jul 14, 2011 2:46pm
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Jul 14, 2011 2:48 PM
I had a Buffalo Drew Bledsoe jersey. My dad picked it up for me when he was there on business right after he was traded. Not sure what he was thinking but i appreciated the effort. At the time I wasn't a big Brady fan so i wore it out of spite.
Jul 14, 2011 2:48pm
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Jul 14, 2011 2:48 PM
BR1986FB;830206 wrote: Tried to give the Frye jersey to a shirtless homeless man :(

That's cruel man! :)

I still rock my Andra Davis (full name on the back) every sunday during the season.
Jul 14, 2011 2:48pm
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Jul 14, 2011 2:49 PM
like_that;830200 wrote:I own an authentic orange Tim Ouch browns jersey. SMH.

fixed for accuracy, but that's still pretty sweet (authentic jersey aspect). i still think Couch coulda been good with any sort of offensive line.
Jul 14, 2011 2:49pm
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Jul 14, 2011 2:49 PM
like_that;830200 wrote:I own an authentic orange tim couch browns jersey. SMH.
Have you removed the "c" from the name on the back of the jersey like everyone else?
Jul 14, 2011 2:49pm
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Jul 14, 2011 2:50 PM
Commander of Awesome;830209 wrote:That's cruel man! :)

I still rock my Andra Davis (full name on the back) every sunday during the season.

I had a Quinn, but I'm about to pick up a white Haden.
Jul 14, 2011 2:50pm
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Jul 14, 2011 2:51 PM
Somebody has to have a William Green or a Courtney Brown. On my way into work about a week ago I saw some dude walking down the street wearing an orange Gerard Warren jersey.
Jul 14, 2011 2:51pm
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Jul 14, 2011 2:53 PM
any orange browns jersey is going to be a winner
Jul 14, 2011 2:53pm
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Jul 14, 2011 2:57 PM
BR1986FB;830214 wrote:Somebody has to have a William Green or a Courtney Brown. On my way into work about a week ago I saw some dude walking down the street wearing an orange Gerard Warren jersey.

I got a laugh a couple weeks ago. Was at the bank depositing a check and saw a guy in one of the meeting rooms wearing a Cleveland LeBron jersey. Told a co-worker when I got back to the office that dude was going to be getting his rates jacked all to hell for that. A friend of mine with one of those jerseys did the right thing -- after "the decision", he took it up to the track (Mid-Ohio), so we could all piss on it.
Jul 14, 2011 2:57pm
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Jul 14, 2011 2:58 PM
Tim Couch, William Green, Braylon Edwards, Kellen Winslow..
Jul 14, 2011 2:58pm
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Jul 14, 2011 3:01 PM
I had a buddy give me a Mark Chmura Packers jersey. It was right before the whole scam of the babysitter thing was.
Jul 14, 2011 3:01pm
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Jul 14, 2011 3:01 PM
dazedconfused;830205 wrote:does an orange jeff garcia jersey top that?
If it is authentic maybe.
lhslep134;830210 wrote:fixed for accuracy, but that's still pretty sweet (authentic jersey aspect). i still think Couch coulda been good with any sort of offensive line.
Just feel bad for my mom who bought it for me for xmas. I know those authentic jerseys are not cheap.
THE4RINGZ;830211 wrote:Have you removed the "c" from the name on the back of the jersey like everyone else?

Nope, I x'ed out his name with white tape. I never wear the jersey though.
dazedconfused;830216 wrote:any orange browns jersey is going to be a winner

I guess I am in the minority, but I actually liked the orange jerseys.
Jul 14, 2011 3:01pm
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Jul 14, 2011 3:04 PM
lhslep134;830212 wrote:I had a Quinn, but I'm about to pick up a white Haden.

If I do buy another Browns jersey, Haden would be my choice.
Jul 14, 2011 3:04pm
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Jul 14, 2011 3:06 PM
like_that;830227 wrote: Nope, I x'ed out his name with white tape..

Just in time to change the name on the back to "Pryor." :eek:
Jul 14, 2011 3:06pm
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Jul 14, 2011 3:06 PM
like_that;830227 wrote:
I guess I am in the minority, but I actually liked the orange jerseys.

I like them as well.
Jul 14, 2011 3:06pm
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Jul 14, 2011 3:07 PM
I loved the old orange pants but those friggin brown pants made them look like Mr Hankey.
Jul 14, 2011 3:07pm
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Jul 14, 2011 3:13 PM
I got a brown Reuben Droughns jersey from my dad about 2 months before he was traded. I still wear it because it fits perfectly.

I also have an orange Josh Cribbs jersey and am waiting on my brother to send me my white Phil Dawson jersey that he ordered from his Mexican connections in AZ.
Jul 14, 2011 3:13pm