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Raw Dawgin' it

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May 5, 2011 4:39 PM
My girlfriend (insert jokes here) is becoming a mid wife. Recently heard a story about a woman getting a stage 4 tear or as she put it a "Vaganus." Now, as if that needs explaining, has this happened to anyones baby mommas? Just wonder how this affected your life if this happened to you.
May 5, 2011 4:39pm
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karen lotz

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May 5, 2011 4:46 PM
Congrats to like_that and/or CoA on becoming a mid wife. Seems like the perfect job for him/them.
May 5, 2011 4:46pm
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like_that

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May 5, 2011 4:52 PM
karen lotz;760821 wrote:Congrats to like_that and/or CoA on becoming a mid wife. Seems like the perfect job for him/them.

The funny thing is with your lack of intelligence, you probably have no idea what a mid wife is.
May 5, 2011 4:52pm
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May 5, 2011 4:54 PM
like_that;760824 wrote:The funny thing is with your lack of intelligence, you probably have no idea what a mid wife is.

Actually I do, but the more important part of the story is that you are his girlfriend. Congrats!
May 5, 2011 4:54pm
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Automatik

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May 5, 2011 4:54 PM
lulz.

Having a high end, high cost mid-wife is quite trendy here. You guys could make some serious $$$$.
May 5, 2011 4:54pm
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like_that

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May 5, 2011 4:57 PM
karen lotz;760829 wrote:Actually I do, but the more important part of the story is that you are his girlfriend. Congrats!

lol another gay joke, that's shocking /sarcasm. You keep telling yourself you knew what it is. Just because you are a bandwagon fan of ND, doesn't mean you gain the knowledge that a real ND student would gain.
May 5, 2011 4:57pm
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karen lotz

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May 5, 2011 5:00 PM
I don't understand the hostility here. I was being sincere when I said Congrats to you.
May 5, 2011 5:00pm
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May 5, 2011 5:03 PM
karen lotz;760841 wrote:I don't understand the hostility here. I was being sincere when I said Congrats to you.

No hostility, just reminding you that you shouldn't post in any thread that requires any intelligence.
May 5, 2011 5:03pm
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karen lotz

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May 5, 2011 5:06 PM
Ah I see, thanks for sharing your vast knowledge of absolutely nothing. Again, congrats on becoming a mid wife. Hopefully this will finally allow you to see a naked woman.
May 5, 2011 5:06pm
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May 5, 2011 5:10 PM
karen lotz;760849 wrote:Ah I see, thanks for sharing your vast knowledge of absolutely nothing. Again, congrats on becoming a mid wife. Hopefully this will finally allow you to see a naked woman.

Your joke was a fail the first time (mainly because you didn't know what you were talking), so why do you think it would be good again? LOL you never learn your lesson do you? Of course not, it takes some type of intelligence to do that. Nice high school joke though, maybe I can come back with another one myself by saying, I already seen your mom naked enough. Can't wait for your next response. Will it be another gay joke involving CoA? I haven't seen those enough from you /sarcasm.

Edit: How about a penis joke? You seem to like the gay ones.
May 5, 2011 5:10pm
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karen lotz

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May 5, 2011 5:16 PM
lol

Will CoA be sad that some random woman will take time away from your and his tickle fights?
May 5, 2011 5:16pm
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like_that

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May 5, 2011 5:20 PM
Exactly, thanks for proving me to be correct.
May 5, 2011 5:20pm
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May 5, 2011 9:39 PM
Happened to my nephew's wife three years ago. She was bound and determined to have an all-natural childbirth - with a 9 1/2 lb first delivery.

It was a really bad "ragged tear" - she wound up having two later surgeries to repair the damage, and in her own words was "out of commission for certain womanly functions" for over a year due to pain, the loss of tone and surgical recovery.
May 5, 2011 9:39pm
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fan_from_texas

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May 5, 2011 9:50 PM
A healthy majority of women tear or are cut to prevent tearing. Women can massage their perineum regularly prior to childbirth to reduce those risks. Typically, a few stitches and six weeks out of action are all that is necessary, unless the tear is really, really bad.
May 5, 2011 9:50pm
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May 5, 2011 10:19 PM
Cat Food Flambe';761058 wrote:Happened to my nephew's wife three years ago. She was bound and determined to have an all-natural childbirth - with a 9 1/2 lb first delivery.

It was a really bad "ragged tear" - she wound up having two later surgeries to repair the damage, and in her own words was "out of commission for certain womanly functions" for over a year due to pain, the loss of tone and surgical recovery.

that sounds horrible. wow.
May 5, 2011 10:19pm
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May 5, 2011 10:30 PM
Cat Food Flambe';761058 wrote:Happened to my nephew's wife three years ago. She was bound and determined to have an all-natural childbirth - with a 9 1/2 lb first delivery.

It was a really bad "ragged tear" - she wound up having two later surgeries to repair the damage, and in her own words was "out of commission for certain womanly functions" for over a year due to pain, the loss of tone and surgical recovery.

DO NOT WANT.
May 5, 2011 10:30pm
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May 5, 2011 10:39 PM
Raw Dawgin' it;760818 wrote:My girlfriend (insert jokes here) is becoming a mid wife. Recently heard a story about a woman getting a stage 4 tear or as she put it a "Vaganus." Now, as if that needs explaining, has this happened to anyones baby mommas? Just wonder how this affected your life if this happened to you.


It would be easier to convince her to let you in door #2 since it would be a part of door #1 as well. :D
May 5, 2011 10:39pm
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Raw Dawgin' it

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May 5, 2011 10:46 PM
might as well get a c-section. Honestly, i think if that happened it might ruin sex for me....two holes, joining as one.
May 5, 2011 10:46pm
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May 5, 2011 10:50 PM
Ahhh. Women use the analogy about childbirth to men...it is like trying to shit out a grapefruit. So some tearing is to be expected. At times a doctor will cut the lower vagina to accommodate a larger baby.

Everything gets back to normal over time...a larger vagina won't be the biggest challenge to having a child.
May 5, 2011 10:50pm
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Raw Dawgin' it

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May 5, 2011 10:59 PM
we're not talking about normal cutting which is easy to repair. We're talking about pushing and then straight up tearing through your taint right into the back door.
May 5, 2011 10:59pm
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Raw Dawgin' it

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May 5, 2011 11:00 PM
justincredible;761101 wrote:DO NOT WANT.

you wife may not tear but she will shit every where while pushing out your spawn. Enjoy that thought and enjoy it actually happening.
May 5, 2011 11:00pm
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May 5, 2011 11:03 PM
Raw Dawgin' it;761128 wrote:you wife may not tear but she will shit every where while pushing out your spawn. Enjoy that thought and enjoy it actually happening.

Okay.
May 5, 2011 11:03pm
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May 5, 2011 11:23 PM
justincredible;761129 wrote:Okay.

lol that was my response as well
May 5, 2011 11:23pm
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Con_Alma

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May 6, 2011 6:33 AM
A woman can still have a natural child birth but have an episiotomy performed to eliminate or minimize tearing as FFT referred to.
May 6, 2011 6:33am
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fan_from_texas

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May 6, 2011 8:56 AM
THE4RINGZ;761118 wrote:Ahhh. Women use the analogy about childbirth to men...it is like trying to shit out a grapefruit. So some tearing is to be expected. At times a doctor will cut the lower vagina to accommodate a larger baby.

Everything gets back to normal over time...a larger vagina won't be the biggest challenge to having a child.

This. As babies get bigger and bigger, virtually every woman tears or has an episiotomy today; one or the other happened for every single mother in our birthing class, and these were pretty motivated people who did everything right. A few stitches and a few weeks of recovery, and things are back to normal. You won't have sex the first few weeks, but most OBGYNs tell you not to for six weeks anyway (assuming you were even planning to in the midst of the rush after childbirth), so it isn't a big deal.
May 6, 2011 8:56am