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password

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Feb 24, 2011 11:05 PM


Do you really need this?
Just imagine the embarrassment when you are checking out at walmart and you end up with some smart ass kid as your cashier and he announces over the loud speaker that he needs a price check on a masturbation kit in lane 5.
Feb 24, 2011 11:05pm
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dave

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Feb 24, 2011 11:08 PM
AMA, lmao
Feb 24, 2011 11:08pm
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Bio-Hazzzzard

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Feb 24, 2011 11:09 PM
Gibby could find use for that....Ohhhh MJ

Resembles the MJ glove a bit, doesn't it?
Feb 24, 2011 11:09pm
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september63

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Feb 24, 2011 11:09 PM
Is that Ender Wiggan holding that?
Feb 24, 2011 11:09pm
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ptown_trojans_1

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Feb 24, 2011 11:21 PM
LMAO. I would buy that as a joke, and then give it as gift to a buddy haha.
Feb 24, 2011 11:21pm
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password

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Feb 24, 2011 11:24 PM
Maybe this could be next months giveaway prize.
Feb 24, 2011 11:24pm
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wildcats20

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Feb 24, 2011 11:26 PM
ptown_trojans_1;690976 wrote:LMAO. I would buy that as a joke, and then give it as gift to a buddy haha.

This.

White elephant anyone?
Feb 24, 2011 11:26pm
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Scarlet_Fever

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Feb 25, 2011 5:31 AM
My father in law gave me one of those as a gift on my wedding day and told me, " you're gonna need this"
Feb 25, 2011 5:31am
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SnotBubbles

Feb 25, 2011 8:19 AM
I highly doubt that they sell this at Wal-Mart.

If they do, the next contest I win on here, I want a Wal-Mart gift card from Justin.
Feb 25, 2011 8:19am
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THE4RINGZ

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Feb 25, 2011 9:10 AM
If you need to don a latex glove to touch your own junk, I doubt anyone else would volunteer to touch it for You.
Feb 25, 2011 9:10am
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Thread Bomber

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Feb 25, 2011 9:34 AM
Have one... Me, hand....... quiet, private place optional.
Feb 25, 2011 9:34am
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thedynasty1998

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Feb 25, 2011 10:19 AM
Why were you searching for a masturbation kit in the first place?
Feb 25, 2011 10:19am
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gerb131

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Feb 25, 2011 10:56 AM
Who uses a glove?
Feb 25, 2011 10:56am
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Go4alOngbOmB

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Feb 25, 2011 11:59 AM
I actually got one of those as a gag gift YEARS ago. What they don't show is on the back of the package there is a "bulls-eye target." Which makes it even funnier. I in turn re-gifted it to my best friend when he got home from deployment in Iraq a few years later. He then re-gifted it back to me as a wedding gift after I got married last year. I'm waiting on a special occasion a few years down the line to gift it back to him.
Feb 25, 2011 11:59am
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password

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Feb 25, 2011 12:08 PM
Feb 25, 2011 12:08pm
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darbypitcher22

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Feb 25, 2011 2:36 PM
seems like it would be a good gag gift
Feb 25, 2011 2:36pm
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Gardens35

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Feb 25, 2011 3:56 PM
THE4RINGZ;691242 wrote:If you need to don a latex glove to touch your own junk, I doubt anyone else would volunteer to touch it for You.

Yes. That.
Feb 25, 2011 3:56pm
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skank

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Feb 25, 2011 8:31 PM
I love the tag on the box AMA approved (American Masturbation Association)
Feb 25, 2011 8:31pm