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september63

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Mar 17, 2011 11:51 AM
It depends. Was it a green or black olive? LOL
Mar 17, 2011 11:51am
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Mar 17, 2011 11:58 AM
september63;715120 wrote:It depends. Was it a green or black olive? LOL
It was covered in mayo and dust (rolled right to where the fan is on the back of the tower, where the dust is thick). I don't give a shit if it was a kalamata.
Mar 17, 2011 11:58am
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bigkahuna

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Mar 17, 2011 11:59 AM
If it was black, he probably should have left it on the ground in the back where it belongs.
Mar 17, 2011 11:59am
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Mar 17, 2011 12:05 PM
bigkahuna;715130 wrote:If it was black, he probably should have left it on the ground in the back where it belongs.
Erm ... and if it was green?
Mar 17, 2011 12:05pm
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september63

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Mar 17, 2011 12:07 PM
Eat it!!!!!!!!!!! Run a little water over it first. Ha
Mar 17, 2011 12:07pm
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Mar 17, 2011 12:08 PM
september63;715138 wrote:Eat it!!!!!!!!!!! Run a little water over it first. Ha

Gross.
Mar 17, 2011 12:08pm
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Timber

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Mar 17, 2011 6:50 PM
Had it been stuffed with blue cheese and marinated in my favorite vodka, I would have beat him to it!
Mar 17, 2011 6:50pm
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bigkahuna

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Mar 17, 2011 9:32 PM
O-Trap;715135 wrote:Erm ... and if it was green?

Green ones are gross.
Mar 17, 2011 9:32pm
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Mar 17, 2011 10:52 PM
Timber;715721 wrote:Had it been stuffed with blue cheese and marinated in my favorite vodka, I would have beat him to it!

Mmm ... blue cheese and dust mites.

Breakfast of champions ...
Mar 17, 2011 10:52pm
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Mar 18, 2011 10:33 AM
She's on her third bowl of white rice, ranch dressing, and cheese. Biting her damn fork on every damn bite.
Mar 18, 2011 10:33am
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THE4RINGZ

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Mar 18, 2011 10:46 AM
Is she observing Lent?
Mar 18, 2011 10:46am
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Nick Mangold

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Mar 18, 2011 10:52 AM
No.
Mar 18, 2011 10:52am
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THE4RINGZ

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Mar 18, 2011 10:56 AM
Just curious because she hasn't eaten any meat so far today.
Mar 18, 2011 10:56am
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Mar 18, 2011 11:00 AM
justincredible;716328 wrote:She's on her third bowl of white rice, ranch dressing, and cheese. Biting her damn fork on every damn bite.

Forks. Om nom nom
Mar 18, 2011 11:00am
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Nick Mangold

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Mar 18, 2011 11:02 AM
I don't know how her teeth aren't worn down to little nubs.
Mar 18, 2011 11:02am
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bigkahuna

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Mar 18, 2011 11:07 AM
justincredible;716371 wrote:I don't know how her teeth aren't worn down to little nubs.

Give her some meth and tell her it's salt. That'd speed up the process.
Mar 18, 2011 11:07am
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Mar 18, 2011 11:09 AM
bigkahuna;716382 wrote:Give her some meth and tell her it's salt. That'd speed up the process.

That would stop the whole showing up for work eating thing too.
Mar 18, 2011 11:09am
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bigkahuna

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Mar 18, 2011 11:15 AM
Sounds like a good plan to me
Mar 18, 2011 11:15am
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Mar 18, 2011 11:18 AM
gerb131;716387 wrote:That would stop the whole showing up for work eating thing too.

Bi-winning idea.
Mar 18, 2011 11:18am
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Rotinaj

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Mar 18, 2011 12:01 PM
This person isnt real. I dont appreciate being lied too.
Mar 18, 2011 12:01pm
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Nick Mangold

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Mar 18, 2011 12:54 PM
Rotinaj;716463 wrote:This person isnt real. I dont appreciate being lied too.

It would take too much effort to make this shit up. I wish she wasn't real, or at least didn't sit next to me, but alas she is and does.
Mar 18, 2011 12:54pm
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Mar 18, 2011 1:07 PM
The guy sitting across from me came back from our work "cafeteria" with his lunch right after me. My lunch? A BLT and a cup of soup. His? Three croissant pastries with chocolate icing in the middle and a fried cheese sandwich.

Dear lord!
Mar 18, 2011 1:07pm
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Fab4Runner

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Mar 18, 2011 1:20 PM
O-Trap;716561 wrote:The guy sitting across from me came back from our work "cafeteria" with his lunch right after me. My lunch? A BLT and a cup of soup. His? Three croissant pastries with chocolate icing in the middle and a fried cheese sandwich.Dear lord!
Sounds delicious.
Mar 18, 2011 1:20pm
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Mar 18, 2011 1:22 PM
Fab4Runner;716586 wrote:Sounds delicious.

LOL Well yeah, but that also sounds like the reason he has to be pushing 300 lbs when he can't be any taller than 5' 9" or so.
Mar 18, 2011 1:22pm
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Nick Mangold

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Mar 22, 2011 12:16 PM
She's eating peanut butter straight from the jar. With a fork.

Mar 22, 2011 12:16pm