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Feb 22, 2011 8:00 PM



Does she look like this when she is eating at her desk?
Feb 22, 2011 8:00pm
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Feb 22, 2011 9:12 PM
If she did, he wouldn't be bitching.
Feb 22, 2011 9:12pm
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cbus4life

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Feb 23, 2011 3:01 AM
Ow! My Balls!;687502 wrote:Am I the only person who misread the thread title as LOAD eaters?

No.
Feb 23, 2011 3:01am
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bigkahuna

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Feb 23, 2011 11:00 PM
Had to bump this because it's been pretty entertaining.
Feb 23, 2011 11:00pm
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Feb 24, 2011 1:43 AM
OSH;686061 wrote:I'll catch some flack for this one...when my wife takes a drink of water, pop, milk, etc. she swallows EXTREMELY loud.

This just baffles me. How can someone swallow so hard? Why can't it just go down the pipes quietly? It's really not that hard to swallow quietly.

I have let her know numerous times how much it annoys me. I do it politely but she's tired of hearing it.

She probably used to try to gulp Peter North on-camera, so it's only natural that this is the end result.
Feb 24, 2011 1:43am
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Mar 8, 2011 9:35 AM
A bowl of sauerkraut and pork at 8:30am. A bowl of some sort of smelly soup at 9:30am. It's gonna be a long day.
Mar 8, 2011 9:35am
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Mar 8, 2011 9:36 AM
Sauerkraut for breakfast? This bitch is crazy.
Mar 8, 2011 9:36am
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Mar 8, 2011 9:43 AM
Have we seen a pic of this bish yet? Mental images can only go so far when dealing with someone who eats sauerkraut and pork at work for breakfast.
Mar 8, 2011 9:43am
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Mar 8, 2011 9:45 AM
My dad is a loud eater. Annoying as hell. When you can hear someone eating something like mac and cheese they are loud.
Mar 8, 2011 9:45am
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Mar 8, 2011 9:46 AM
gorocks99;703122 wrote:Have we seen a pic of this bish yet? Mental images can only go so far when dealing with someone who eats sauerkraut and pork at work for breakfast.
I'll bet she blows up the Ladie's Room later today. You can't eat that for breakfast and not absolutely destroy it later.
Mar 8, 2011 9:46am
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Nate

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Mar 8, 2011 9:47 AM
This girl has to be 175+lbs.
Mar 8, 2011 9:47am
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Mar 8, 2011 9:50 AM
Nah, she's pretty small. Probably 120lbs at 5'5".
Mar 8, 2011 9:50am
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Mar 8, 2011 9:52 AM
justincredible;703142 wrote:Nah, she's pretty small. Probably 120lbs at 5'5".

Prove it.
Mar 8, 2011 9:52am
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Mar 8, 2011 9:55 AM
gorocks99;703145 wrote:Prove it.

POST MOAR NOODS PLZ!!!
Mar 8, 2011 9:55am
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Mar 8, 2011 9:57 AM
Topless, eating a burrito. That would be my new background.
Mar 8, 2011 9:57am
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Mar 8, 2011 10:31 AM
Chicken, white rice, and ranch dressing at 10:30am.
Mar 8, 2011 10:31am
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Nate

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Mar 8, 2011 10:39 AM
Any chance she has an eating disorder? No way you eat that much and only weigh 120lbs.
Mar 8, 2011 10:39am
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Mar 8, 2011 10:39 AM
Maybe she is a competition eater and is trying to stay prepared for the next event.
Mar 8, 2011 10:39am
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Mar 8, 2011 10:54 AM
Nate;703205 wrote:Any chance she has an eating disorder? No way you eat that much and only weigh 120lbs.
She doesn't seem to be eating alot of bad food. You can eat all day long if you're eating the right things.
Mar 8, 2011 10:54am
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Nate

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Mar 8, 2011 11:04 AM
She's practically had at least 3 meals by lunchtime. Not mentioning what she ate at home for b-fast...
Mar 8, 2011 11:04am
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Mar 8, 2011 11:05 AM
se-alum;703232 wrote:She doesn't seem to be eating alot of bad food. You can eat all day long if you're eating the right things.

white rice, ranch dressing, soup?

carbs, fat, and salt all before noon.
Mar 8, 2011 11:05am
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Mar 8, 2011 11:29 AM
Bowl of pretzels now.
Mar 8, 2011 11:29am
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Mar 8, 2011 11:35 AM
So, so far the skinny bish has had:

Pork + kraut
Soup
Rice, chicken and ranch
Pretzels

And it's not yet noon. She's either loading up for training or has some issues. I'm fat and I don't even want to eat that much in the morning.

Also, salt.
Mar 8, 2011 11:35am
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Mar 8, 2011 11:44 AM
BTW, the pretzels were being dipped in some sort of dip. Like a french onion dip or something.
Mar 8, 2011 11:44am
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Mar 8, 2011 12:37 PM
How much money does this chick spend on food per day?
Mar 8, 2011 12:37pm