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justincredible

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justincredible

Nick Mangold

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Tue, Mar 8, 2011 1:09 PM Mar 8, 2011 1:09 PM

THE4RINGZ;703390 wrote:How much money does this chick spend on food per day?

The funny thing is when we go out for lunch she never goes because she "can't afford it." Well no shit, you spend $30/day on food.

She's now on a bowl of just white rice and ranch dressing. Smells like gross cool ranch doritos. I believe I've made that description before.

Mar 8, 2011 1:09pm

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Tue, Mar 8, 2011 3:28 PM Mar 8, 2011 3:28 PM

OK justin, its time for a live steam on da interwebz.

Mar 8, 2011 3:28pm

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Tue, Mar 8, 2011 3:32 PM Mar 8, 2011 3:32 PM

Yeah, you need to setup a web cam for this. It would be funny.

www.whatwillsheeatnext.com

Mar 8, 2011 3:32pm

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Tue, Mar 8, 2011 3:43 PM Mar 8, 2011 3:43 PM

Thread Bomber;703620 wrote:OK justin, its time for a live steam on da interwebz.

A live steam?

I don't think you want to see this chick in a steam bath or anything ...

Mar 8, 2011 3:43pm

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Tue, Mar 8, 2011 3:46 PM Mar 8, 2011 3:46 PM

sorry, been reading to many of belly's posts today.

Mar 8, 2011 3:46pm

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Tue, Mar 8, 2011 3:56 PM Mar 8, 2011 3:56 PM

Thread Bomber;703655 wrote:sorry, been reading to many of belly's posts today.

Yeah, you gotta watch that. Belly's the only one whose posts come with a Surgeon General warning.

Mar 8, 2011 3:56pm

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Tue, Mar 8, 2011 8:14 PM Mar 8, 2011 8:14 PM

So glad this thread is back.

Mar 8, 2011 8:14pm

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Wed, Mar 9, 2011 12:07 AM Mar 9, 2011 12:07 AM

gorocks99;703122 wrote:Have we seen a pic of this bish yet? Mental images can only go so far when dealing with someone who eats sauerkraut and pork at work for breakfast.

THE4RINGZ;703132 wrote:I'll bet she blows up the Ladie's Room later today. You can't eat that for breakfast and not absolutely destroy it later.

You're both pansies. "Oh no, sauerkraut! However will my delicate stomach handle this?"

Go back to sipping your Zima.

Mar 9, 2011 12:07am

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Wed, Mar 9, 2011 7:08 AM Mar 9, 2011 7:08 AM

NNN;704540 wrote:You're both pansies. "Oh no, sauerkraut! However will my delicate stomach handle this?"

Go back to sipping your Zima.

No problem mit der kraut. I just find it an odd, odd breakfast choice.

Mar 9, 2011 7:08am

justincredible

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Wed, Mar 9, 2011 10:54 AM Mar 9, 2011 10:54 AM

Yah, kraut is awesome. But not in the AM.

Mar 9, 2011 10:54am

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Wed, Mar 9, 2011 10:58 AM Mar 9, 2011 10:58 AM

Yeah, but...her eating sauerkraut at 9:00 isn't her breakfast, it is like her third meal of the day. So technically, in this situation, it isn't so bad.

Mar 9, 2011 10:58am

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Wed, Mar 9, 2011 11:52 AM Mar 9, 2011 11:52 AM

Nate;703625 wrote:Yeah, you need to setup a web cam for this. It would be funny.

www.whatwillsheeatnext.com

I actually clicked on the link excited about what could possibly be waiting for me. I was utterly disappointed.

Mar 9, 2011 11:52am

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Wed, Mar 9, 2011 1:01 PM Mar 9, 2011 1:01 PM

It would be a great website. Just update it with a picture of whatever she is eating. People will be intrigued. Have a survey at the bottom of what everyone thinks she will eat next. It would be glorious.

Mar 9, 2011 1:01pm

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Wed, Mar 9, 2011 6:58 PM Mar 9, 2011 6:58 PM

Loud eaters and nail chewers should be shot and thrown down a mine shaft. Mamie White

Mar 9, 2011 6:58pm

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Thu, Mar 10, 2011 9:40 AM Mar 10, 2011 9:40 AM

Chesapeake;705508 wrote:Loud eaters and nail chewers should be shot and thrown down a mine shaft. Mamie White

And the Wild and Wonderful Whites of W.V. rise again lol.

I love how this chick is a loud eater through and through. Some people are loud crunchers, while others slurp loud, and others just breathe loud. This chick has it all covered, no matter what she eats.

Mar 10, 2011 9:40am

justincredible

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Thu, Mar 10, 2011 10:55 AM Mar 10, 2011 10:55 AM

Two bowls of soup so far this morning.

Mar 10, 2011 10:55am

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Thu, Mar 10, 2011 11:21 AM Mar 10, 2011 11:21 AM

She is way behind pace then.

Mar 10, 2011 11:21am

justincredible

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Thu, Mar 10, 2011 1:36 PM Mar 10, 2011 1:36 PM

She just came back to the office with a footlong sub from subway.

Mar 10, 2011 1:36pm

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Thu, Mar 10, 2011 1:39 PM Mar 10, 2011 1:39 PM

AWESOME!!!! She has some real food.

I knew she was way behind pace on her calories count today.

I hope she got the combo, including sun chips. I know you like when she has them.

Mar 10, 2011 1:39pm

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Fri, Mar 11, 2011 9:50 AM Mar 11, 2011 9:50 AM

She was finishing up killing a salad when I got in to the office today. She's now eating a smelly ass bowl of pulled pork. I don't know what she did to it to make it smell so bad.

Mar 11, 2011 9:50am

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Fri, Mar 11, 2011 9:54 AM Mar 11, 2011 9:54 AM

Checking this thread is the highlight of my work day until the Union picketers come back around closing time.

Mar 11, 2011 9:54am

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Fri, Mar 11, 2011 10:08 AM Mar 11, 2011 10:08 AM

I am glad I can bring you joy during the day.

Mar 11, 2011 10:08am

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Fri, Mar 11, 2011 10:32 AM Mar 11, 2011 10:32 AM

She just opened up a bag of white chocolate covered pretzels. Taking bets on if she'll kill the entire bag.

Mar 11, 2011 10:32am

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Fri, Mar 11, 2011 10:42 AM Mar 11, 2011 10:42 AM

How big is the bag?

Mar 11, 2011 10:42am

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Fri, Mar 11, 2011 10:43 AM Mar 11, 2011 10:43 AM

These are probably yogurt covered pretzels. It is unlikely she will finish them at 1 sitting. Assuming that they are yogurt, i will wager 1000 vbucks on not.

If they are truly white chocolate, She will not only finish the bag, she will also consume at least 2 beverages doing so, followed by a nice light snack of vegetable afterward.....

Mar 11, 2011 10:43am