Was it hidden under her shirt? I think that is where she keeps all the food.justincredible;880144 wrote:I just found her stash. Pic to follow.
Okay. You must be one of the annoying eaters.ernest_t_bass;880160 wrote:I wish my life sucked so bad that I had to complain about the way someone ate.
Well, if you'd ever stop complaining about how you think drinking gave you AIDs and you're dying, maybe you'd be complaining about people eating instead!ernest_t_bass;880160 wrote:I wish my life sucked so bad that I had to complain about the way someone ate.
Positive reps.Heretic;880338 wrote:Well, if you'd ever stop complaining about how you think drinking gave you AIDs and you're dying, maybe you'd be complaining about people eating instead!
justincredible;880136 wrote:She also picks up her damn bowl at every bite so I get the following annoying sounds.
Spoon clanging against bowl.
Spoon clanging against teeth.
Crunching of cereal.
Slurping of milk.
Spoon clanging against bowl.
Bowl slamming against desk.
Repeat. All ****ing day.
justincredible;880152 wrote:
Notice it isn't just regular Raisin Bran. It's Crunchy Raisin Bran. There was another box wedged in between the mini wheats and life as well. I think it was some sort of golden graham's knockoff.
Gosh Damn It.justincredible;880158 wrote:She's on bowl #3 now. And I think each bowl has been a different kind. So I'm probably looking at least one more.
justincredible;892963 wrote:After polishing off a bowl of cereal shortly after I got to work (who knows how many she had before I got in) she has killed three everything bagels loaded with cream cheese. Not three halves. Three entire bagels.
They are toasted so they are slightly crunchy and there is a lot of lip smacking going on.ts1227;892975 wrote:At least bagels aren't noisy? Though I'm sure she can find a way
I'm sure this question has already been answered, but is this woman morbidly obese? She'd have to be from all this shit she's eating.justincredible;892977 wrote:They are toasted so they are slightly crunchy and there is a lot of lip smacking going on.
Now she's eating a bowl of cantaloupe.
You are missing a grand opportunity with this, you need to install a hidden cam on your desk and broadcast this shit live. The way I see it, at a charge of $9.99 a month for people to view her feeding, you can expect a first month income of around $1100.00 minus any snacks you decide to buy for her to eat, such as bananas, pudding, pretzels rods, corn chips, crackers. I figure after word gets out about the daily feeding, the audience should increase by about 15% for the next 3 months and that is big money. If she is good looking you can add another 8% growth on top of the projection already stated.justincredible;892963 wrote:After polishing off a bowl of cereal shortly after I got to work (who knows how many she had before I got in) she has killed three everything bagels loaded with cream cheese. Not three halves. Three entire bagels.
How is this woman not fat?justincredible;893277 wrote:She's since finished two tubs of hummus.
ernest_t_bass;893313 wrote:How is this woman not fat?
That turns me on in a woman. Killing themselves to fit their notion of what I want them to look like.justincredible;893355 wrote:
I'm guessing.