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Nick Mangold

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Mar 8, 2012 10:59 AM
She's on maternity leave for a while so I haven't had to listen to her eat for a few weeks. It has been fantastic.
Mar 8, 2012 10:59am
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Just Ain't Care

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Mar 8, 2012 11:02 AM
justincredible;1108865 wrote:She's on maternity leave for a while so I haven't had to listen to her eat for a few weeks. It has been fantastic.
New girl just started and i have to share an office with her - she's already chomping on pretzels, this fucking blows.
Mar 8, 2012 11:02am
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bigkahuna

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Mar 8, 2012 11:11 AM
Haha, and the thread is back.

My wife does this new thing where she has more saliva in her mouth than needed. She makes chips sound juicy.
Mar 8, 2012 11:11am
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Just Ain't Care

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Mar 8, 2012 11:14 AM
bigkahuna;1108874 wrote:Haha, and the thread is back.

My wife does this new thing where she has more saliva in her mouth than needed. She makes chips sound juicy.
Sounds like this could be a good thing for you.
Mar 8, 2012 11:14am
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Mar 8, 2012 12:33 PM
Raw Dawgin' it;1108880 wrote:Sounds like this could be a good thing for you.
Very good. Very, very good.
Mar 8, 2012 12:33pm
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Just Ain't Care

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Mar 27, 2012 1:59 PM
I think this ever single day when i hear people crunching away on carrots, chips, nuts, etc.. - Just listened to my office mate EAT a lollipop.

Mar 27, 2012 1:59pm
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Nick Mangold

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Apr 24, 2012 8:44 AM
After 8 weeks off for maternity leave she's back. And she's added something else to her repertoire of annoying sounds. Non-stop talking about her baby.
Apr 24, 2012 8:44am
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Just Ain't Care

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Apr 24, 2012 8:46 AM
justincredible;1151352 wrote:After 8 weeks off for maternity leave she's back. And she's added something else to her repertoire of annoying sounds. Non-stop talking about her baby.
I feel your pain...
Apr 24, 2012 8:46am
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Just Ain't Care

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Apr 24, 2012 8:47 AM
justincredible;1151352 wrote:After 8 weeks off for maternity leave she's back. And she's added something else to her repertoire of annoying sounds. Non-stop talking about her baby.
I don't care who you are or how close you are with someone, no one and i mean no one but you wants to talk about your baby. NO BODY CARES HOW CUTE THEY ARE OR WHAT THEY EAT!
Apr 24, 2012 8:47am
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Apr 24, 2012 8:47 AM
justincredible;1151352 wrote:After 8 weeks off for maternity leave she's back. And she's added something else to her repertoire of annoying sounds. Non-stop talking about her baby.
Yeah, but don't you know that her kid is the most special snowflake in the world and doing things that no other baby has ever done before, ever? This kid is shitting at a 1st grade level already!
Apr 24, 2012 8:47am
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

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Apr 24, 2012 8:58 AM
I didn't even care to hear baby stories about my niece and nephew. I love them to death and would do anything for them but babies are boring.
Apr 24, 2012 8:58am
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Apr 24, 2012 9:32 AM
I'd rather listen to her drone on than listen to my boss use the phone to call the office next to his because 12 feet is too far to walk.
Apr 24, 2012 9:32am
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Apr 24, 2012 10:14 AM
justincredible;1151352 wrote:After 8 weeks off for maternity leave she's back. And she's added something else to her repertoire of annoying sounds. Non-stop talking about her baby.
Apr 24, 2012 10:14am
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Apr 24, 2012 5:14 PM
justincredible;1151359 wrote:I didn't even care to hear baby stories about my niece and nephew. I love them to death and would do anything for them but babies are boring.
There is a lot to be said for laying around and Bitching because you are hungry. In fact it is very satisfying to drop a big load in your diaper. You need to get in touch with your inner baby.
Apr 24, 2012 5:14pm
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Apr 24, 2012 7:08 PM
justincredible;1151352 wrote:After 8 weeks off for maternity leave she's back. And she's added something else to her repertoire of annoying sounds. Non-stop talking about her baby.

Kill her with fire. Quietly.
Devils Advocate;1151881 wrote:There is a lot to be said for laying around and Bitching because you are hungry. In fact it is very satisfying to drop a big load in your diaper. You need to get in touch with your inner baby.
I choose to read this as encouragement to drop a Hot Carl on her desk before she gets in.
Apr 24, 2012 7:08pm
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bigkahuna

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Apr 24, 2012 7:14 PM
Can we just change this thread to Annoying Shit My Co-Worker Does ?
Apr 24, 2012 7:14pm
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Nick Mangold

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Feb 9, 2015 10:11 AM
bump for bigkahuna
Feb 9, 2015 10:11am
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bigkahuna

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Feb 10, 2015 10:13 AM
Thank you Justin,

The guy I share a classroom with inspired me to ask for this thread to comeback. This guy makes me want to kill people. His thing is pretzels. So damn loud. Breathes through his mouth and smacks his lips... I could go on and on.
Feb 10, 2015 10:13am
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Feb 10, 2015 10:56 AM
justincredible;1151352 wrote:After 8 weeks off for maternity leave she's back. And she's added something else to her repertoire of annoying sounds. Non-stop talking about her baby.
Are you the only dude in the office?
Feb 10, 2015 10:56am
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Uz2Bon36

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Feb 10, 2015 10:59 AM
This thread reminded me of the disturbingly obese woman I worked with who got pregnant. While pointing at one of her many fat rolls around her stomach, she commented how she was beginning to show and said, "I have a lil' poof!" I did LOL unfortunately but bit my lip and didn't say what I was thinking......


"You have a lot of poofs"
Feb 10, 2015 10:59am
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

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Feb 10, 2015 11:05 AM
Uz2Bon36;1704662 wrote:Are you the only dude in the office?
At the time of that post there were 3 dudes and 3 women in the office.
Feb 10, 2015 11:05am
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Nick Mangold

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Feb 10, 2015 11:05 AM
bigkahuna;1704650 wrote:Thank you Justin,

The guy I share a classroom with inspired me to ask for this thread to comeback. This guy makes me want to kill people. His thing is pretzels. So damn loud. Breathes through his mouth and smacks his lips... I could go on and on.
Please don't, you've already triggered my PTSD.
Feb 10, 2015 11:05am
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bigkahuna

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Feb 10, 2015 1:57 PM
He likes his bottles/cans of pop. He slurps them; somehow making them extra fizzy. It's worse when it's a bottle because he even unscrews the lid loud and sucks the pop out. I can't imagine how much backwash is in there.
Feb 10, 2015 1:57pm
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Nick Mangold

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Feb 10, 2015 1:59 PM
bigkahuna;1704741 wrote:He likes his bottles/cans of pop. He slurps them; somehow making them extra fizzy. It's worse when it's a bottle because he even unscrews the lid loud and sucks the pop out. I can't imagine how much backwash is in there.
Does he gulp loudly?
Feb 10, 2015 1:59pm
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bigkahuna

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Feb 10, 2015 2:10 PM
Yes. Somehow, it makes the pop sound fizzier if that makes any sense. In the morning he has a few cups of coffee, and he has the stereotypical loud slurp with the satisfying lip smack and "ahhh" after every gulp.
Feb 10, 2015 2:10pm