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Feb 11, 2011 11:38 AM
A good buddy of mine is going out with this older chick. They met at work and after her reported divorce, they started hooking up and became fuck buddies.

She's a hottie for being in her late 40's, and if given the opportunity..there is no doubt she would be worth a hit . (or 5 or 6 )

They never hung out much, normally there would be a call or text and they would hook up. After a while they started talking about thier personal lives and she said that she grew up outside of Casstown Ohio. This is a little hole in the ground is about 6 or 7 miles east of Troy. Anyway, my buddy told her that her dad grew up here and asked if she knew him.

She looked at him as though he was the fucking devil and ran out of the house. He didn't hear a word from her for 3 or 4 weeks. Finally, she answered his call and the met up in Piqua at a sports bar.

She told him that his dad was her STEP BROTHER. Technically, he had been doing his aunt. :)

After hearing this I stopped laughing after an hour and asked him how the hell he didn't know he was boinkin his aunt.

He said that he was never very close to his dad, and that he left the house when he was 2 or 3 and divorced his mom.

The funnies part is he still want to throw her a fuck and tries to justify it by saying that she's too old to have kids and that he would never consider marring her.

Just so you all know, He is 31 and his dad was killed in a car wreck in 1992. He has virtually no connection with this part of his family.

What say you, was he lucky or not?
Feb 11, 2011 11:38am
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Feb 11, 2011 11:52 AM
I think he should teach his thread bombing friend how to spell simple words like "try" and "off."
Feb 11, 2011 11:52am
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Speedofsand

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Feb 11, 2011 12:17 PM
If this was in W.Va. or Tenn. it would be perfectly normal. Not sure about Ohio.
Feb 11, 2011 12:17pm
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Feb 11, 2011 12:35 PM
If his dad was her STEP brother they are not related. It would still creep me out...but he is not doing anything wrong.
Feb 11, 2011 12:35pm
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Feb 11, 2011 12:38 PM
Fab4Runner;674281 wrote:If his dad was her STEP brother they are not related. It would still creep me out...but he is not doing anything wrong.

Wow...hold everything! We have a quick one here!
Feb 11, 2011 12:38pm
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Feb 11, 2011 12:40 PM
-Society-;674284 wrote:Wow...hold everything! We have a quick one here!
I know, right?
Feb 11, 2011 12:40pm
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Con_Alma

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Feb 11, 2011 12:42 PM
?????In what way was he lucky???
Feb 11, 2011 12:42pm
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SnotBubbles

Feb 11, 2011 12:42 PM
I'd fuck my step brother.

Wait, what was the question?
Feb 11, 2011 12:42pm
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Feb 11, 2011 12:49 PM
Since his father bolted when he was young there is no connection there that would make this weird, IMO. The only thing that would make it weird would be if he and his dad had a close relationship.
Feb 11, 2011 12:49pm
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Feb 11, 2011 12:50 PM
Con_Alma;674293 wrote:?????In what way was he lucky???

Isn't having sex often referred to as "getting lucky"?
Feb 11, 2011 12:50pm
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Con_Alma

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Feb 11, 2011 12:51 PM
Hmmm. Maybe that's what he meant....but "sort of"??
Feb 11, 2011 12:51pm
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Feb 11, 2011 12:52 PM
justincredible;674303 wrote:Isn't having sex often referred to as "getting lucky"?

If you don't know the answer you probably shouldn't respond.
Feb 11, 2011 12:52pm
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Feb 11, 2011 1:35 PM
I'd hit it again. They aren't related.
Feb 11, 2011 1:35pm
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Feb 11, 2011 1:35 PM
justincredible;674303 wrote:Isn't having sex often referred to as "getting lucky"?
...having sex by yourself... can't be considered "getting lucky" but in your case we'll make an exception!
Feb 11, 2011 1:35pm
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Belly35

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Feb 11, 2011 1:43 PM
How close is this towns to West Virginia?
Feb 11, 2011 1:43pm
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password

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Feb 11, 2011 2:32 PM
Keep banging her until she threatens to tell his dad,then post nude pictures of her on this site in case someone else wants to hit it.
Feb 11, 2011 2:32pm
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Feb 11, 2011 2:33 PM
password;674457 wrote:Keep banging her until she threatens to tell his dad,then post nude pictures of her on this site in case someone else wants to hit it.

His dad is dead.
Feb 11, 2011 2:33pm
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ytownfootball

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Feb 11, 2011 2:46 PM
justincredible;674459 wrote:His dad is dead.

sadly, I find humor in this post :(
Feb 11, 2011 2:46pm
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Feb 11, 2011 2:50 PM
password;674457 wrote:Keep banging her until she threatens to tell his dad,then post nude pictures of her on this site in case someone else wants to hit it.

Dis.
Feb 11, 2011 2:50pm
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Feb 11, 2011 2:53 PM
justincredible;674459 wrote:His dad is dead.

That doesn't matter if this guy's on the case!

Feb 11, 2011 2:53pm
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Feb 11, 2011 3:06 PM
Heretic;674484 wrote:That doesn't matter if this guy's on the case!


LOL. What ever happened to that show?

When I had my radio show, I claimed to have medium powers on my Halloween show. I had callers call in and I did the same thing he did....just by being entirely way too vague. They were amazed. People still think I am a medium to this day.
Feb 11, 2011 3:06pm
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Feb 11, 2011 3:06 PM
After revealing the preliminary results of the poll, my buddy is encouraged. He is also disapointed in my spelling ( Fuck you Scarlet Buckeye ) He also said that she might be a Half Sister. :)


He said that he was always confused about the half/step sibling thing.

Look out boys! This could be a Kentucky wedding!
Feb 11, 2011 3:06pm
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SnotBubbles

Feb 11, 2011 3:07 PM
Heretic;674484 wrote:That doesn't matter if this guy's on the case!


LOL. What ever happened to that show?

When I had my radio show, I claimed to have median powers on my Halloween show. I had callers call in and I did the same thing he did....just by being entirely way too vague. They were amazed. People still think I am a median to this day.
Feb 11, 2011 3:07pm
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Feb 11, 2011 3:09 PM
Medium?
Feb 11, 2011 3:09pm
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Feb 11, 2011 3:10 PM
justincredible;674499 wrote:Medium?

Grande.
Feb 11, 2011 3:10pm