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Tiger2003

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Feb 11, 2011 3:20 PM
If I was unhappy i would leave the relationship. Then you wouldn't need a hall pass.
Feb 11, 2011 3:20pm
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Little Danny

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Feb 11, 2011 5:43 PM
Manhattan Buckeye;674312 wrote:1) I'm glad to see Owen Wilson is still alive, I like him, particularly in Wes Anderson films.
2) Despite 1, he looks like crap.
3) The film looks crappier.
4) If you want a hall pass, don't go to school. It is perfectly fine to be a free spirit and break into your school building, but if you aren't amenable to being a student and playing by the rules - don't expect sympathy or approval from fellow students that are.

Aside from the analogy there are real world consequences. We know of one (divorced) couple that a hall pass led to a certain h-word being transferred...unexpectedly of course.


Sort of OT, but I don't think either Owen or Luke Wilson have aged well. Luke looked like crap when he was doing all of those sprint commercials and then would do close ups of his fat face.

In regards to the Hall Pass, I always tell my wife that it is hard enough for me to have to put up with one one woman, any more than that and it would surely cause my death.
Feb 11, 2011 5:43pm
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Feb 11, 2011 7:38 PM
ccrunner609;674744 wrote:I doubt I would, my wife is better in bed then any person I could think of.
Eh, she is OK. Still a little scared of larger packages but she is a trooper for sure.
Feb 11, 2011 7:38pm
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karen lotz

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Feb 11, 2011 7:42 PM
THE4RINGZ;674857 wrote:Eh, she is OK. Still a little scared of larger packages but she is a trooper for sure.


Reps!!!
Feb 11, 2011 7:42pm
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sherm03

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Feb 11, 2011 8:00 PM
No to both.
Feb 11, 2011 8:00pm
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Feb 11, 2011 8:52 PM
bigkahuna;674208 wrote:No, because




What's stopping her from getting pissed about it later. Does anyone remember a few months ago when I was talking about my wife, brother-in-law, and his fiance asking me to touch the fiance's boobs because she just had them done. I didn't walk into that and wouldn't this either.
You win for incorporating Admiral Akbar into this thread!
ccrunner609;674744 wrote:I doubt I would, my wife is better in bed then any person I could think of.

Either she has a ton of practice from the past or you were a virgin before you met her! No one marries the chick that is the best lay they've had because the chick that is the best is usually a gigantic slut.
Feb 11, 2011 8:52pm
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Feb 12, 2011 12:23 AM
ccrunner609;674911 wrote:I was her first and last.

Must be nice being so naive and living your life with your head up your own ass.
Feb 12, 2011 12:23am
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Feb 12, 2011 11:17 AM
BCBulldog;673881 wrote:No to both. If I wanted to be free of marriage, I would have never got married in the first place.

Wow. I can't tell you how man guys I've heard say "if I could take it back I wouldn't have gotten hitched, etc."
Feb 12, 2011 11:17am
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Cat Food Flambe'

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Feb 12, 2011 11:20 AM
No and No, personally. We both had our opportunity to go to recess before we got married. Being single was fun - but being married is much better.

I could understand a couple who married right out of high school (or "had to get married") being more drawn to this, however.

dwcrew - "No one marries the chick that is the best lay they've had"

Perhaps - but over time, as you get to know and trust each other, the chick you married often BECOMES the best lay you ever had. :)
Feb 12, 2011 11:20am
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Feb 12, 2011 12:28 PM
Scarlet_Buckeye;675285 wrote:Wow. I can't tell you how man guys I've heard say "if I could take it back I wouldn't have gotten hitched, etc."

Those guys clearly didn't marry the right women.
Feb 12, 2011 12:28pm
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Little Danny

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Feb 12, 2011 1:25 PM
I'm not saying I would take a Hall Pass or that I desire to chest on my wife, but a lot of you guys are a bit naive with all of this "you didn't marry the right woman" stuff. I don't care how great your spouse and your marriage is, there are just times after years of being with the same person where human nature kicks in and people think about straying. 50% of the people don't get a divorce but they "didn't marry the right person". There are many twists and turns in a marriage and with the everyday stresses of life, work, balancing a home, etc. there are times where people do irrational things.

And for the guy who said his wife was a virgin, more power to you. However, I am taken back to a girl I knew in college who before giving me a blow job that one would describe by using the words golfball and garden hose in the same sentence, had only told me minutes before she had never done it before she thought it was gross. A few months later I had heard from about five other guys who had heard the same story from her.
Feb 12, 2011 1:25pm
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Feb 12, 2011 1:33 PM
Little Danny;675422 wrote:I'm not saying I would take a Hall Pass or that I desire to chest on my wife, but a lot of you guys are a bit naive with all of this "you didn't marry the right woman" stuff. I don't care how great your spouse and your marriage is, there are just times after years of being with the same person where human nature kicks in and people think about straying. 50% of the people don't get a divorce but they "didn't marry the right person". There are many twists and turns in a marriage and with the everyday stresses of life, work, balancing a home, etc. there are times where people do irrational things..

You might be right. I've only been married for a little over a year and a half.
Feb 12, 2011 1:33pm
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Little Danny

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Feb 12, 2011 1:45 PM
^^^ You're still a newlywed.

I think my point was primarily geared to the ones who have posted above "If I wanted to cheat, i would just leave". It is one thing to leave a girl you are dating, it is quite something else to "just leave" your spouse. There are two families involved who have bonded over weddings, holidays, funerals, births of children, etc. Leave the spouse and you leave the family. If you have children with this spouse leaving can be monumental. Even if you want to get rid of the spouse, if you have a child together you still have to deal with the ex-spouse coordinating visits, at sporting events, etc. Finally, leaving a marriage to many means you are a failure. This applies even if you were the one who didn't nothing wrong. You hear many people who blame themselves for the other person cheating, drinking, being abusive, etc.

Of course, the best answer to avoid all of this is to remain faithful to your spouse. As I noted before though, over time people make mistakes.
Feb 12, 2011 1:45pm
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Feb 13, 2011 3:38 PM
Cat Food Flambe';675290 wrote: dwcrew - "No one marries the chick that is the best lay they've had"

Perhaps - but over time, as you get to know and trust each other, the chick you married often BECOMES the best lay you ever had. :)

This could very well be true, I have never been married and wouldn't know. I'll take your word for it.
Feb 13, 2011 3:38pm
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Cat Food Flambe'

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Feb 13, 2011 6:36 PM
It's all in how you train 'em!!! :)
Feb 13, 2011 6:36pm
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Feb 13, 2011 7:05 PM
"Of course, the best answer to avoid all of this is to remain faithful to your spouse. As I noted before though, over time people make mistakes. "

Cheating on your spouse IMO isn't a mistake. Using the last remaining toilet paper without replacing it is a mistake. Forgetting to pick up an item at the grocery store is a mistake. Cheating on your spouse is a deliberate, overt act that is a character flaw. Either one is capable of doing it, or they aren't. If one is capable of doing it, I don't think you can fault the other spouse for never trusting them again - or wanting to end the relationship immediately. It is difficult to maintain a marriage without trust.
Feb 13, 2011 7:05pm
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Feb 14, 2011 9:59 AM
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Feb 14, 2011 9:59am
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bigkahuna

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Feb 14, 2011 10:59 AM
Manhattan Buckeye;677029 wrote:"Of course, the best answer to avoid all of this is to remain faithful to your spouse. As I noted before though, over time people make mistakes. "

Cheating on your spouse IMO isn't a mistake. Using the last remaining toilet paper without replacing it is a mistake. Forgetting to pick up an item at the grocery store is a mistake. Cheating on your spouse is a deliberate, overt act that is a character flaw. Either one is capable of doing it, or they aren't. If one is capable of doing it, I don't think you can fault the other spouse for never trusting them again - or wanting to end the relationship immediately. It is difficult to maintain a marriage without trust.

Couldn't have said it better myself.
Feb 14, 2011 10:59am
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Feb 14, 2011 12:56 PM
Scarlet_Buckeye;675285 wrote:Wow. I can't tell you how man guys I've heard say "if I could take it back I wouldn't have gotten hitched, etc."

My response to them would be my father-in-law's favorite 'joke'...

Why does divorce cost so much?











Because it's worth it!!

Knowing my mother-in-law, I agree wholeheartedly. Thank God my wife takes after him.
Feb 14, 2011 12:56pm
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Feb 14, 2011 3:17 PM
Would I partake?


Hell yeah I would.......but I highly doubt anything I would do would considered "bad" and immoral nor would I hook up at all.

I would hang out with buddies, watch sports all i wanted, slum down in sweatpants....just hang out with guys and be, well, a man because much of that is taken away from ya when ya get married.
Feb 14, 2011 3:17pm
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Feb 15, 2011 8:04 AM
ccrunner609;674911 wrote:I was her first and last.

"I'll ask my girl I know she only loves me
Wasn't I the one who took your virginity?
The look on her face read sorrow and gloom
She said 'Yeah, Why do you guys always ask that?'" ~C&C Music Factory
Feb 15, 2011 8:04am