Great mustache or greatest mustache?

I am a big fan of Sam Elliot.

He's a great narrator for The Big Lebowski. He's good in all the westerns. I just wish he'd be in more movies.

Bad Azz in roadhouse

Badass. Greatest mustache

I liked his Super Bowl intros last night

I'd go with great, Tom Selleck in the height of Magnum P.I. may have had the greatest. Elliot might have the greatest voice though:

Way out west there was this fella... fella I wanna tell ya about. Fella by the name of Jeff Lebowski. At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. Mr. Lebowski, he called himself "The Dude". Now, "Dude" - that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. But then there was a lot about the Dude that didn't make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where he lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place so darned interestin'. They call Los Angeles the "City Of Angels." I didn't find it to be that, exactly. But I'll allow there are some nice folks there. 'Course I can't say I've seen London, and I ain't never been to France. And I ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies, so the feller says. But I'll tell you what - after seeing Los Angeles, and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd see in any of them other places. And in English, too. So I can die with a smile on my face, without feelin' like the good Lord gypped me. Now this here story I'm about to unfold took place back in the early '90s - just about the time of our conflict with Sad'm and the I-raqis. I only mention it because sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the Dude here. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's the Dude, in Los Angeles. And even if he's a lazy man - and the Dude was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles County, which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide. But sometimes there's a man, sometimes, there's a man. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hell. I've done introduced him enough.

Manhattan Buckeye;669144 wrote:I'd go with great, Tom Selleck in the height of Magnum P.I. may have had the greatest.

Freddie Mercury's mustache > Tom Selleck's mustache. Selleck is in the top 5, however.

No male should sport only a mustache unless you resemble Tom Selleck and that is law!

Tom Sellick has a good one

Greatest. No contest.

Offensive.

karen lotz;669195 wrote:

Too soon.

karen lotz;669224 wrote:

Greatest crustache.

To me Elliot has the greatest mustache . Selleck's isn't in the same league for me.

bigdaddy2003;669253 wrote:To me Elliot has the greatest mustache . Selleck's isn't in the same league for me.

Blasphemy!

Look I don't make the laws but here they are regarding straight staches:
1. Tom Selleck
2. Look like Tom Selleck
3. Porn Star
4. Cops
5. Mexicans
That is it, no bending the law here folks!

Fab1b;669281 wrote:Blasphemy!

Look I don't make the laws but here they are regarding straight staches:
1. Tom Selleck
2. Look like Tom Selleck
3. Porn Star
4. Cops
5. Mexicans
That is it, no bending the law here folks!

Get that weak shit out of here.

justincredible;669295 wrote:Get that weak shit out of here.

Hey like I said I don't make the mustache laws I just follow the mustache law!

Fab1b;669300 wrote:Hey like I said I don't make the mustache laws I just follow the mustache law!

Clearly the mustache laws you follow are flawed. Look at the vote. Greatest mustache is winning 9-0.

Cleary Sam Elliot broke the law and needs to be prosecuted to such!!

But hey, MJ broke the law too and that worked out ok right Gibby LOL!