2011 Wayne County Athletic League Football

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Bloody Toothbrush
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Oct 28, 2011 3:28pm
rolled in a day early.....and luck is on my side.
The wife has a terrible cold. Being the loving husband I am, I just poured a bottle of NyQuil down her throat under the guise of "it will ease your symptoms". Soon she'll be sleeping like a baby and I"ll make my getaway!!!!!!


Fire up the Cadillac Miyagi........Were going to Crestvirginia!!!!!!

I'll pick up some batteries for Dead Bums pacemaker and we'll do the last ride of the 3 stooges 2011.


Tonight should be an excellent game....power ball slugfest on a wet field. I predict turnovers will be the difference between victory and defeat.

I hope we arrive in time to get in........if not theres always Brookpark Rd:thumbup:
OQB's avatar
OQB
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Oct 28, 2011 3:32pm
Bloody Toothbrush;948482 wrote:rolled in a day early.....and luck is on my side.
The wife has a terrible cold. Being the loving husband I am, I just poured a bottle of NyQuil down her throat under the guise of "it will ease your symptoms". Soon she'll be sleeping like a baby and I"ll make my getaway!!!!!!


Fire up the Cadillac Miyagi........Were going to Crestvirginia!!!!!!

I'll pick up some batteries for Dead Bums pacemaker and we'll do the last ride of the 3 stooges 2011.


Tonight should be an excellent game....power ball slugfest on a wet field. I predict turnovers will be the difference between victory and defeat.

I hope we arrive in time to get in........if not theres always Brookpark Rd:thumbup:
Will I have the opportunity to meet the 3 stooges?
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OQB
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Oct 28, 2011 3:37pm
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I love the speech Sean Payton gives at the beginning of this video! The song is pretty good too.
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THE4RINGZ
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Oct 28, 2011 3:37pm
OQB;948487 wrote:Will I have the opportunity to meet the 3 stooges?

Be very carefull what you wish for young man.
Red Rum's avatar
Red Rum
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Oct 28, 2011 3:51pm
Bloody Toothbrush;948482 wrote:rolled in a day early.....and luck is on my side.
The wife has a terrible cold. Being the loving husband I am, I just poured a bottle of NyQuil down her throat under the guise of "it will ease your symptoms". Soon she'll be sleeping like a baby and I"ll make my getaway!!!!!!


Fire up the Cadillac Miyagi........Were going to Crestvirginia!!!!!!

I'll pick up some batteries for Dead Bums pacemaker and we'll do the last ride of the 3 stooges 2011.


Tonight should be an excellent game....power ball slugfest on a wet field. I predict turnovers will be the difference between victory and defeat.

I hope we arrive in time to get in........if not theres always Brookpark Rd:thumbup:


Idiot!!! My wife, who's friends with your wife, reads this stuff ever since the "bloody crawl".

She's walking across the yard now.


A bit of advice- next time you "have a plan", DON'T POST IT ON THE OC!!!!!
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THE4RINGZ
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Oct 28, 2011 3:55pm
Red Rum;948514 wrote:Idiot!!! My wife, who's friends with your wife, reads this stuff ever since the "bloody crawl".

She's walking across the yard now.


A bit of advice- next time you "have a plan", DON'T POST IT ON THE OC!!!!!

So once she walks across the yard into the house, are you gonna be able to get your testicles back for tonight or will they remain in her purse?


Curious in Wooster
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Red Rum
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Oct 28, 2011 4:17pm
THE4RINGZ;948522 wrote:So once she walks across the yard into the house, are you gonna be able to get your testicles back for tonight or will they remain in her purse?


Curious in Wooster
She was actually walking across the yard to Bloodys house after reading his plan. (Busted!!!)

situation is still very fluid

location of testicles yet to be determined (mine & his)
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mompov
Posts: 194
Oct 28, 2011 4:20pm
Go Falcons;947424 wrote:Have heard our Ad got an e-mail from Norwayne, they are going to park people at the elementary and the stockyards and bus them. For free no less!:laugh:
Good thinking Norwayne AD.
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THE4RINGZ
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Oct 28, 2011 4:20pm
Well keep an eye on 'em. And if you can sneak them out of her purse, grab and go. Go like Mr. Yomboro is chasing you down the hall Brah.
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mompov
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Oct 28, 2011 4:28pm
Go Falcons;947983 wrote:Prayers for momma beast.










She always did have my sympathy.
:laugh:
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mompov
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Oct 28, 2011 4:34pm
1_beast;948215 wrote:Well folks.....It has once again flew by us quicker than ever. Another season of WCAL football, with yet more history for the books. It has been a roller coaster season for some, a disppointment for others, a THRILL ride for some....and the RIDE isnt quite over yet for others!
We have had a great season with a trend that has put traditional power houses struggling and others leading the championship drive...new blood tasting success.
We have had injuries, hurt, pain, anger, laughter, high fives, success, failure...tears of sadness, tears of happiness, prayers, celebrations....horn blowing, bells ringing (Waynedales Victory Bell not that silly stolen Amish Schoolhouse bell Falcon carries);)

We have had happy fans, mad fans....great coaching, poor coaching....great officiating, poor officiating....Overtime and blowouts...
We got the traditional "upset"...
For some...this is week 10....the last warm-up for the playoffs.....For others...this is week 10....The LAST Game some of these young men will ever play. Tonight will be tears shed by parents, athletes, coaches, cheerleaders and band members.....We, as fans embrace this sport we LOVE.
Passion takes over, we thump our chests....we spew hatred, we congratulate, we instigate...Tonight my friends....as you walk into the stadiums....buy those 50/50 tickets, grab your hotdog and a coke and EMBRACE the FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS!! Cheer these young men on and when the last second ticks off that clock...KNOW that a new beginning is coming for the Seniors who will never play again...The Juniors can look forward to their senior season. If you have the chance...grab a kid shake his hand and Thank him for the thrills he has contributed too....be it a Senior that sees little playing time or a Captain...a lineman or a quarterback.
It seems as we start these boys and hope for success...some at the innocent age of 7-8....some not until their Senior year.....but when the last whistle sounds...I can only hope that every young man...win or lose...walks off that field PROUD....Head held high, knowing he represented his school, community, Family and Faith.

Good Luck to area TEAMS tonight and leave it all on the field.

Beast is one fan...that cannot express his appreciation enough for the love of the game, the atmosphere and most importantly the kids!!!
Well said, Beast! For the love of the game! Prayers for Mama Beast for a quick recovery!
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chippblue
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Oct 28, 2011 4:48pm
I seem to remember someone one her talking about "man up" I guess the three stooges won't be doing that when they cant even man up for a night out! :laugh:
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oldsmithie
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Oct 28, 2011 4:52pm
I may just have to head to Crest-Virginia after the first quarter in Doylestown! I imagine there is no limit to the number of people that will be allowed in the gates at Norwayne? It will be of course, standing room only. Good luck to all this evening!
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THE4RINGZ
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Oct 28, 2011 4:52pm
In the words of my good friend and occaisonal drinking buddy, Flavor Flav..."don't believe the hype."
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chippblue
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Oct 28, 2011 4:56pm
So rings and #22 will be the ones with the big clock hanging around their necks saying "what's up bouyyy!":laugh:
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THE4RINGZ
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Oct 28, 2011 4:57pm
chippblue;948580 wrote:So rings and #22 will be the ones with the big clock hanging around their necks saying "what's up bouyyy!":laugh:
I am the real X-Factor.
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chippblue
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Oct 28, 2011 5:01pm
That would be ten rings you have to be the IV factor
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Mr Miyagi
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Oct 28, 2011 5:01pm
chippblue;948569 wrote:I seem to remember someone one her talking about "man up" I guess the three stooges won't be doing that when they cant even man up for a night out! :laugh:
Dont go putting Miyagi in the same group as Red and Bloody.....Miyagi goes when he wants to go......Plus Miyagi and his wife spend as much time apart as we can.....Miyagi says turnovers are key...which Bobcat team shows up ? Can Norwayne coaches make adjustments at halftime ?( they havnt had to all year and did not at Smithville) Can Hillsdale play ball control and keep it away from the Bobcats offense ? Who is the first OC member to get stuck in the mud ? .....Miyagi votes for Brookpark....might as well get it over with
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THE4RINGZ
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Oct 28, 2011 5:03pm
chippblue;948586 wrote:That would be ten rings you have to be the IV factor
Please try to follow along.
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Red Rum
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Oct 28, 2011 5:04pm
chippblue;948569 wrote:I seem to remember someone one her talking about "man up" I guess the three stooges won't be doing that when they cant even man up for a night out! :laugh:
Ouch! the cold sting of truth can be painful.:D

but hope still remains


Good luck to all area teams tonight
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Oct 28, 2011 5:08pm
Bloody Toothbrush;948482 wrote: Fire up the Cadillac Miyagi........Were going to Crestvirginia!!!!!!
Yes I can almost hear it now on Miyagi's caddie radio, John Denver singing almost heaven Crestvirginia !!

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/j/john+denver/country+roads_20073876.html

Doesn't it say something about a bobcatmama in the lyrics?
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Mr Miyagi
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Oct 28, 2011 5:08pm
chippblue;948569 wrote:I seem to remember someone one her talking about "man up" I guess the three stooges won't be doing that when they cant even man up for a night out! :laugh:
By the way, Miyagi would like to welcome a Chipp poster to the OC .....Just think, you already have more posts than your coach has career wins.
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Mr Miyagi
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Oct 28, 2011 5:09pm
riders1;948595 wrote:Yes I can almost hear it now on Miyagi's caddie radio, John Denver singing almost heaven Crestvirginia !!
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/j/john+denver/country+roads_20073876.html
when Red Rum drives Miyagi is forced to listen to Peabo Bryson and Billy Ocean
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chippblue
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Oct 28, 2011 5:09pm
I follow along quite well thank you. Have to go get ready for the debacle in dtown good luck to all teams tonight.:rolleyes:
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chippblue
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Oct 28, 2011 5:11pm
Myagi I had that after my initial post! Thanks for welcoming me...