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Plan to Bring Ancient Mammoth Back to Life

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gorocks99

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Jan 18, 2011 10:51 AM
Sweet. Next stop, Jurassic Park.
Jan 18, 2011 10:51am
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thavoice

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Jan 18, 2011 10:54 AM
Is this the same thing as the Wooly Mammoth?
Jan 18, 2011 10:54am
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CenterBHSFan

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Jan 18, 2011 10:55 AM
Let dead things stay dead.
Jan 18, 2011 10:55am
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Jan 18, 2011 10:55 AM
CenterBHSFan;642540 wrote:Let dead things stay dead.

Agree
Jan 18, 2011 10:55am
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Nate

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Jan 18, 2011 10:56 AM
The day we clone Dinosaurs is the day I shoot myself.
Jan 18, 2011 10:56am
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Jan 18, 2011 10:56 AM
gorocks99;642535 wrote:Sweet. Next stop, Jurassic Park.

Hopefully this time we learn from our mistakes of the past and limit the number of velociraptors brought to life.
Jan 18, 2011 10:56am
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enigmaax

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Jan 18, 2011 11:01 AM
CenterBHSFan;642540 wrote:Let dead things stay dead.

Maybe you wouldn't be saying that if you had a baby who was run over by a truck and an old guy told you about a pet semetary where you could bury him so he would come back to life.
Jan 18, 2011 11:01am
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Jan 18, 2011 11:02 AM


Sometimes, dead is better.
Jan 18, 2011 11:02am
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gut

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Jan 18, 2011 11:57 AM
I'll bet big game hunters are creaming themselves over this news. Well, and taxidermists.
Jan 18, 2011 11:57am
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thavoice

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Jan 18, 2011 12:05 PM
Just make sure Newman isnt in charge of the computer systems and Jurassic Park would be a success
Jan 18, 2011 12:05pm
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Jan 18, 2011 12:25 PM
enigmaax;642549 wrote:Maybe you wouldn't be saying that if you had a baby who was run over by a truck and an old guy told you about a pet semetary where you could bury him so he would come back to life.

Or aybe he would. People might fall on various sides of that spectrum in such a case, and given the difficulty of the situation, it would be almost heartless to judge anyone's actions.
Jan 18, 2011 12:25pm
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Jan 18, 2011 12:29 PM
O-Trap;642665 wrote:Or aybe he would. People might fall on various sides of that spectrum in such a case, and given the difficulty of the situation, it would be almost heartless to judge anyone's actions.

You've never watched Steven King's Pet Cemetery, have you?
Jan 18, 2011 12:29pm
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Jan 18, 2011 12:34 PM
Bigred1995;642672 wrote:You've never watched Steven King's Pet Cemetery, have you?

Damn. I did, but I completely missed the reference.

/self-loathing
Jan 18, 2011 12:34pm
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Jan 18, 2011 12:35 PM
Heretic;642543 wrote:Hopefully this time we learn from our mistakes of the past and limit the number of velociraptors brought to life.

May want to decide against bringing back those pesky T-Rexs while we are at it.
Jan 18, 2011 12:35pm
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Jan 18, 2011 12:44 PM
jordo212000;642678 wrote:May want to decide against bringing back those pesky T-Rexs while we are at it.

The T-Rex ends up being the Hero in the 1st one. With no T-Rex, that family dies.

Ponder that for a moment.
Jan 18, 2011 12:44pm
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Jan 18, 2011 12:49 PM
Bigred1995;642672 wrote:You've never watched Steven King's Pet Semetery, have you?

First I play with Judd, then Mommy came, and I play with Mommy. We play Daddy! We had a awfully good time! Now, I want to play with YOU!
Jan 18, 2011 12:49pm
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Jan 18, 2011 12:56 PM
Nate;642542 wrote:The day we clone Dinosaurs is the day I shoot myself.

Why?
Jan 18, 2011 12:56pm
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Jan 18, 2011 12:56 PM
Heretic;642543 wrote:Hopefully this time we learn from our mistakes of the past and limit the number of velociraptors brought to life.

Not gonna lie... I LOL'd
Jan 18, 2011 12:56pm
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Jan 18, 2011 12:58 PM
Heretic;642543 wrote:Hopefully this time we learn from our mistakes of the past and limit the number of velociraptors brought to life.

Bahahaha.....this is why I love potheads. Funniest people on earf.
Jan 18, 2011 12:58pm
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Jan 18, 2011 1:00 PM
Less velociraptors, more philosoraptors
Jan 18, 2011 1:00pm
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Jan 18, 2011 1:14 PM
Heretic;642543 wrote:Hopefully this time we learn from our mistakes of the past and limit the number of velociraptors brought to life.

FWIW:



Velociraptors weren't the badasses depicted in that movie. Real life, they were like 4 feet tall. Deinonychus were about 6 feet. Utahraptors were full of win.
Jan 18, 2011 1:14pm
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Nate

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Jan 18, 2011 1:17 PM
Scarlet_Buckeye;642702 wrote:Why?
I prefer not to be eaten by a dinosaur one day.
Jan 18, 2011 1:17pm
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enigmaax

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Jan 18, 2011 1:30 PM
O-Trap;642743 wrote:FWIW:

Velociraptors weren't the badasses depicted in that movie. Real life, they were like 4 feet tall. Deinonychus were about 6 feet. Utahraptors were full of win.

Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber (Pet Cemetary reference), you go and do something like this.......and totally redeem yourself!

(^Umm, just to be sure you get it, I just quoted Dumb and Dumber there^)

Imagine the disappointment of my children when we went to Dinosaur World last year and they saw that the velociraptors were really just pre-historic chickens (feathers and all...just slightly taller).
Jan 18, 2011 1:30pm
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enigmaax

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Jan 18, 2011 1:31 PM
Nate;642748 wrote:I prefer not to be eaten by a dinosaur one day.

Maybe you could just, um, you know.....NOT go to where the dinosaurs are cloned?
Jan 18, 2011 1:31pm