sherm03;540371 wrote:Back to the topic on hand.

George Lopez blows. Hard.

I've seen plenty of guys that have a huge following and sell out shows every night who are painfully bad to watch............I'm looking at you Larry the Cable Guy and Carrot Top. Selling out arenas does not equate to being funny.

And I can guarantee I've seen way more "good comedy" than you have Ty...and I know what it is. So that must mean that I'm stupid, right?

You're not funny at all either...

And if they are selling out arenas...there must be alot more people who agree with me than you

Thanks.

Judging by what you like and don't like...I'm glad to hear you say that.

Are you really getting upset because people don't like George Lopez?? The guy is awful, does he have a joke about anything other than mexicans being lazy in his act?

sherm03;540378 wrote:Thanks.

Judging by what you like and don't like...I'm glad to hear you say that.

Dude....you fucking blow

You laugh at your own jokes way to much....same reason Jimmy Fallon never caught on as a stand-up

Rotinaj;540379 wrote:Are you really getting upset because people don't like George Lopez?? The guy is awful, does he have a joke about anything other than mexicans being lazy in his act?

Watch his latest special...you can see for youself

I'm upset when people talk about things they know nothing about

Ty Webb;540387 wrote:Watch his latest special...you can see for youself

I'm upset when people talk about things they know nothing about

Do you get upset when you yourself talks about things you know nothing about?

Ty Webb;540381 wrote:Dude....you fucking blow

You laugh at your own jokes way to much....same reason Jimmy Fallon never caught on as a stand-up

Jimmy Fallon is raking in the cash. Love him or hate him...I think things have worked out pretty well for him. I wouldn't be upset if things turned out for me the same as they did for him.

sherm03;540393 wrote:Jimmy Fallon is raking in the cash. Love him or hate him...I think things have worked out pretty well for him. I wouldn't be upset if things turned out for me the same as they did for him.

Did I say he isn't making huge money?

NO....I said he never caught on as a stand-up act,which he said was his huge dream.

Also,if you're so funny and know so much about comedy....why haven't I seen you on Comedy Central or Last Comic Standing?

It's impossible to have a conversation with this kid without him calling everyone an idiot.

The fucking Spice Girls probably sold out a lot of venues back in the day. They made top notch music, right?

Glee recently passed the Beatles for the most #1 songs for a musical group on the charts. I guess Glee is better than the Beatles, right?

I never said anywhere ever that I am "so funny." But I do know about comedy. And judging by the fact that you base everything you know off of Comedy Central and Last Comic Standing shows that you don't know a whole hell of a lot about the business. But I'll indulge you since you seem so interested...

You haven't ever seen me on Comedy Central because I have never gone to a showcase to try to get a spot on Comedy Central. The comedians that you see with the half hour specials...those guys have been headlining for YEARS before getting that spot. I haven't headlined yet. I've only been doing this for about 4 years and with a wife, full-time job, and a mortgage I haven't been giving my comedy career the attention I should have. But that is changing. I'll be getting on stage much more often now, and will be trying my hand at some showcases in the near future.

As far as Last Comic Standing, I was invited to audition for the show this past year. I went to New York, performed at a bunch of different shows, and hung out with some great comedians while I was there. It was my first real audition, and I have already admitted on here that I completely choked it away. But the guy who got me the audition has already said that I will probably be getting another audition if they bring the show back for a season 8...because despite how bad I blew it...the producers liked my material and my style.

I'm not too sure why you jumped all over me for disagreeing with you about George Lopez. I hang out at comedy clubs at least twice a week. I have seen, worked with, and hung out with some of the best comedians working today. I know good comedy. You disagree with me, and that's fine. But like I said, selling out arenas does not mean you are funny...it means you are a good draw.

By the way...Louis CK sells out every show he does as well. Just saying.

You only like Louis CK because he's a soulless, unfunny Ginger like yourself.

justincredible;540434 wrote:You only like Louis CK because he's a soulless, unfunny Ginger like yourself.

Abso-fucking-lutely!

Ty Webb;540283 wrote:God...you might be the most ignorant person on earth..

If I was racist...would I be dating a black girl?

Dating a black girl made me more racist after meeting her mother. Bitch thought MLK was Jesus resurrected. I had to go a Klan meeting after every holiday to balance back out my prejudices.

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gibby is the worst person on this site, in this state, on this planet...I can almost guarantee his girlfriend is that black hooker from borat...George fucking lopez? lololol

One of my favorite Louis CK moments...
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Oh Jesus, I watched those in the library. Took a risk thinking you guys were crazy. I'm now laughing hysterically and everyone thinks I am nuts.

Ty Webb;540283 wrote:If I was racist...would I be dating a black girl?

iclfan2;540342 wrote:You're probably dating a black girl because she reminds you of Michael Jackson.

Coincidentally, that's why I'm dating a white girl.

And I find George Lopez very bland. But his wife on the show is very MILFtastic.

GOONx19;540520 wrote:Coincidentally, that's why I'm dating a white girl.

And I find George Lopez very bland. But his wife on the show is very MILFtastic.

Where are the black people not on the basketball team at UK? Thats like trying to find waldo when I am at UK usually. I think you have a white girl because those are not in short supply lol.

sherm03;540429 wrote:I never said anywhere ever that I am "so funny." But I do know about comedy. And judging by the fact that you base everything you know off of Comedy Central and Last Comic Standing shows that you don't know a whole hell of a lot about the business. But I'll indulge you since you seem so interested...

You haven't ever seen me on Comedy Central because I have never gone to a showcase to try to get a spot on Comedy Central. The comedians that you see with the half hour specials...those guys have been headlining for YEARS before getting that spot. I haven't headlined yet. I've only been doing this for about 4 years and with a wife, full-time job, and a mortgage I haven't been giving my comedy career the attention I should have. But that is changing. I'll be getting on stage much more often now, and will be trying my hand at some showcases in the near future.

As far as Last Comic Standing, I was invited to audition for the show this past year. I went to New York, performed at a bunch of different shows, and hung out with some great comedians while I was there. It was my first real audition, and I have already admitted on here that I completely choked it away. But the guy who got me the audition has already said that I will probably be getting another audition if they bring the show back for a season 8...because despite how bad I blew it...the producers liked my material and my style.

I'm not too sure why you jumped all over me for disagreeing with you about George Lopez. I hang out at comedy clubs at least twice a week. I have seen, worked with, and hung out with some of the best comedians working today. I know good comedy. You disagree with me, and that's fine. But like I said, selling out arenas does not mean you are funny...it means you are a good draw.

By the way...Louis CK sells out every show he does as well. Just saying.

In places that hold what.....about 300 people?

Ty Webb;540204 wrote:Then you have no clue about what good comedy is

Clearly I know more than you do, and I'm not saying I know a lot. Do you think Dane Cook is a great comedian too? It seems like you think everyone who disagrees with you is ignorant or doesn't know what they're talking about, but then you come one here and ride two or three comedians. Maybe you should do a little homework, look up a few more comedians, and who knows maybe a few laughs could lighten you up a little.

justincredible;540407 wrote:It's impossible to have a conversation with this kid without him calling everyone an idiot.

When those people don't know what they are talking about...then yes it is

Ty Webb;540536 wrote:When those people don't know what they are talking about...then yes it is

Lol I seriously don't know how anyone stands you. You cannot possibly have a social life or any type of superficial friendship whatsoever.