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kathyjane
Posts: 74
Nov 27, 2009 4:38pm
im assuming its a long driveway?
Speedofsand
Posts: 5,529
Nov 27, 2009 4:39pm
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Nov 27, 2009 4:40pm
bahahahahahaahaha
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Nate
Posts: 3,949
Nov 27, 2009 4:40pm
ROFLMAOSpeedofsand wrote:
bases_loaded
Posts: 6,912
Nov 27, 2009 5:20pm
Rumor is he has been doing a lil cheating on Elin, a heated argument perhaps the reason why he was leaving in a hurry....
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Nov 27, 2009 5:31pm
I go out of mine sidewaysroyal_k wrote:I back out of mine at 50mph.
royal_k
Posts: 4,423
Nov 27, 2009 5:52pm
I thought you quit drinking....ernest_t_bass wrote:I go out of mine sidewaysroyal_k wrote:I back out of mine at 50mph.
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gut
Posts: 15,058
Nov 27, 2009 5:59pm
Was probably driving down to check the mail. Yes, at 2:30 and probably a bit tipsy and tired - fell asleep.
Guy is human afterall, just not on the golf course
Guy is human afterall, just not on the golf course
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berry
Posts: 475
Nov 27, 2009 6:25pm
At 2:30 AM, Tiger Woods should be "In the hole!!"
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mattinctown
Nov 27, 2009 6:27pm
Apparently Elin heard the accident and busted out the back window with a golf club? Sign her up for the LPGA!!!!
2kool4skool
Posts: 1,804
Nov 27, 2009 6:34pm
Had a good laugh reading the 1st page of this thread.
I wish we had the Office Space jump to conclusions mat for you people, seems like you'd get a lot of use out of it.
I wish we had the Office Space jump to conclusions mat for you people, seems like you'd get a lot of use out of it.
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Woops
Posts: 52
Nov 27, 2009 6:34pm
If the reports are correct:
A. he was hammered
B. he is fuckin' stupid
Tiger is no idiot
A. he was hammered
B. he is fuckin' stupid
Tiger is no idiot
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cologino
Posts: 49
Nov 27, 2009 7:00pm
sounds fishy
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Manhattan Buckeye
Posts: 7,566
Nov 27, 2009 7:08pm
Was the vehicle on its side? Why would his wife smash in the back of the vehicle to help him out? This story reeks.
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hang_loose
Posts: 802
Nov 27, 2009 7:17pm
I think he was coming home in a hurry and missed his driveway...
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Manhattan Buckeye
Posts: 7,566
Nov 27, 2009 7:19pm
All reports I've read said he was LEAVING his home.
Sage
Posts: 2,070
Nov 27, 2009 7:49pm
Hahahahahahahaha. The hoopla had been hilarious with this.
Take the story and replace Tiger Woods with my homeboy John Daly. What is the reaction like? Is there even one?
Take the story and replace Tiger Woods with my homeboy John Daly. What is the reaction like? Is there even one?
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Manhattan Buckeye
Posts: 7,566
Nov 27, 2009 7:55pm
"Take the story and replace Tiger Woods with my homeboy John Daly. What is the reaction like? Is there even one? "
Doubtful, because everyone knows Daly is a drunk and a womanizer, and the authorities/Team Nike wouldn't have to bake up a completely incredulous story to save his reputation.
Doubtful, because everyone knows Daly is a drunk and a womanizer, and the authorities/Team Nike wouldn't have to bake up a completely incredulous story to save his reputation.
tk421
Posts: 8,500
Nov 27, 2009 8:00pm
I'm not saying it is, but it kind of sounds like a domestic "squabble". Tiger backing out of his driveway really quick at 2:30 in the morning, his wife wielding a golf club and his back window is smashed in and he has cuts on his face. I'm just saying that if this was a normal guy, that's what everyone would probably think happened.Manhattan Buckeye wrote: Was the vehicle on its side? Why would his wife smash in the back of the vehicle to help him out? This story reeks.
Stiffman
Posts: 512
Nov 27, 2009 8:04pm
^+1
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Be Nice
Posts: 1,120
Nov 27, 2009 8:19pm
Cuts on his face. uhm. Maybe running from Erin, jumps in the caddy she swings club at him, breaks window and...cuts on face. He puts car in reverse, trying to escape a swinging 4 iron, looses control, hits fire hydrant and tree. The story says...she broke window to "rescue" him. Bullshit. One of the doors had to work for him to get out or why not "roll" down window and climb out? Coooooovvvver Upppppppp!
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Manhattan Buckeye
Posts: 7,566
Nov 27, 2009 8:30pm
^^^
An interesting scenario, what I do know is that Tiger Woods is a BIG GUY, there is no way a 120lb (at most) international supermodel has the strength to bash in the back of an Escalade and 'escort' Tiger all of the way from the driver's seat, over the back seat and through the back hatch.
An interesting scenario, what I do know is that Tiger Woods is a BIG GUY, there is no way a 120lb (at most) international supermodel has the strength to bash in the back of an Escalade and 'escort' Tiger all of the way from the driver's seat, over the back seat and through the back hatch.
tk421
Posts: 8,500
Nov 27, 2009 8:34pm
Yeah, for real. It'd take a couple guys to get someone as big as Tiger out of a car if he was really unconscious.Manhattan Buckeye wrote: ^^^
An interesting scenario, what I do know is that Tiger Woods is a BIG GUY, there is no way a 120lb (at most) international supermodel has the strength to bash in the back of an Escalade and 'escort' Tiger all of the way from the driver's seat, over the back seat and through the back hatch.
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Preacher
Posts: 218
Nov 27, 2009 8:36pm
Why would you cheat on that?:huh:ccrunner609 wrote: Yeah she looks buff
hasbeen
Posts: 6,504
Nov 27, 2009 8:37pm
he doesn't like yellow i heardPreacher wrote:Why would you cheat on that?:huh:ccrunner609 wrote: Yeah she looks buff