What is the worse thing you have done to an ex after you break up?

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Oct 4, 2010 8:26 AM
A few years back. I was dating the bosses daughter and he didn't like it.... To make the story short, He fired me for a bullshit reason and his daughter broke up with me because of it ( I found out later that this was a pattern that was repeated many times)

So being the spiteful person that I am, I left a couple of well edited pictures in daddy's car. One of them was a wonderful POV picture of his daughter with a cock in her mouth, and another with a well placed jizzload on her face.

I wonder how long it was before daddy could kiss his little princess again?.......
Oct 4, 2010 8:26am
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Oct 4, 2010 8:28 AM
So I'm not buying the majority of stories on this thread... you guys are trying too hard.
Oct 4, 2010 8:28am
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Oct 4, 2010 8:53 AM
Tiger2003;506613 wrote:Is she in a Navy uniform? Does she say anything about the Navy? Are they doing it in the barracks where you can tell where they are?

She could easily say that was before she joined.

It would be that easy but it was with people that she works with. She is pretty screwed and I told her she was dumb to video tape it. But hey that's what happens when you are 20.
Oct 4, 2010 8:53am
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Oct 4, 2010 9:06 AM
^ What is he blackmailing her into? I take it he isn't on the video or his voice isn't, if he was the one taking it? She has no reverse blackmail video?
Oct 4, 2010 9:06am
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Oct 4, 2010 9:37 AM
i've never done anything to an ex.

one of mine told people i was gay for like 6 months after we broke up. she was pissed (and maybe with reason) because i told everyone the reason i broke up with her was because she never had good breath. NEVER. never ever. even after brushing, her breath was heinous. she had a great body though.
Oct 4, 2010 9:37am
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Oct 4, 2010 9:38 AM
Thread Bomber;506677 wrote:A few years back. I was dating the bosses daughter and he didn't like it.... To make the story short, He fired me for a bullshit reason and his daughter broke up with me because of it ( I found out later that this was a pattern that was repeated many times)

So being the spiteful person that I am, I left a couple of well edited pictures in daddy's car. One of them was a wonderful POV picture of his daughter with a cock in her mouth, and another with a well placed jizzload on her face.

I wonder how long it was before daddy could kiss his little princess again?.......

You did have any difficulty lick your own jizz on her face or putting your tongue in that same hole you dumped your load .. did you?

Wait for this: TB will mention my wife or mom or state that I licked it off or she now my girl friend or one of my daughters and I should know what it taste like and the immaturity continues... Bottle line MF you stated what you did and did not think long enough to think about it... and now you are a jizz licking stupid mf liar


I'm going to say that 98% of the stories on this thread are false and sick dreamed up crap... by worthless immature idividuals that can only dream of even having a relation ...
Oct 4, 2010 9:38am
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Oct 4, 2010 9:43 AM
Belly35;506667 wrote:Why do anything ...over is over If you're that immature and can move on or out of the picture …. you are a worthless mf


Secondly: If you put yourself in a situation where someone can use something against you that you're concerned about ....you're as stupid as he or she is...for doing something to you after being dumped…

This is the perfect response for this thread.
Oct 4, 2010 9:43am
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Oct 4, 2010 9:56 AM
Have sex with her best friend?
Oct 4, 2010 9:56am
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Oct 4, 2010 10:06 AM
You did have any difficulty lick your own jizz on her face or putting your tongue in that same hole you dumped your load .. did you?


Actually no... Jizz is kinda like farts...... Your own brand is just fine. I would rather eat my own load than stand in line to blow a washed up president or a right wing pundit. You should try your own sometime, blowing little boys is illegal
Wait for this: TB will mention my wife or mom or state that I licked it off or she now my girl friend or one of my daughters and I should know what it taste like and the immaturity continues... Bottle line MF you stated what you did and did not think long enough to think about it... and now you are a jizz licking stupid mf liar
Ok, so i'm a liar, or am I? If I am A liar than I didn't... or did I??






As far as you wife or mom, Why bring them into it. There was nothing in the thread that suggested beastiality. If you want to start a thread about your families sexual conquests, Feel free to do so. After all..this is SERIOUS BUSINESS.
Oct 4, 2010 10:06am
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Oct 4, 2010 10:41 AM
Thread Bomber;506729 wrote:Actually no... Jizz is kinda like farts...... Your own brand is just fine. I would rather eat my own load

do not want.
Oct 4, 2010 10:41am
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Oct 4, 2010 11:27 AM
On to the next one.
Oct 4, 2010 11:27am
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Oct 4, 2010 12:00 PM
Nothing, I'm not the vindictive type. I usually laughed it off and honestly can say that no "breakup" ever made me mad or hurt, or whatever.
Oct 4, 2010 12:00pm
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Oct 4, 2010 3:40 PM
you try to do as many of her friends that will have anything to do with you as quickly as possible. Surprisingly chicks will turn on each other much more than guys will, not much loyalty in the female chromosomes.
Oct 4, 2010 3:40pm
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Oct 4, 2010 4:07 PM
"my freshmen year of college i dated a girl for about 8 months when she broke up with me out of the blue. I was pretty upset and was drinking in our dorm the next night (she lived in the next hallway) when her roomate who was ok looking said she had wanted me since the first day of school i had sex ith her room mate on her bed. The only bad thing is she found out and came marching into my room and punched me in the face twice while i laughed at her for being crazy"

This story is 100% true i have pictures of the black eye to prove it. Also after she hit me she went into the room next to mine and tried to tell the guy who lived next door to me i hit her. He laughed at her to. She actually started dating another guy like two weeks later and ended up marrying him. She was crazy as hell but to this day she is the best girl I have ever been with in the sack by far.
Oct 4, 2010 4:07pm
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Oct 4, 2010 5:11 PM
Fly4Fun;506681 wrote:So I'm not buying the majority of stories on this thread... you guys are trying too hard.

I was dating this girl once and she broke up with me a few years into our relationship. She got really mad so I had Metallica come to my house and play a free concert for all of my friends and family but she wasn't invited. Afterwards, I got to smoke weed with the band and they let me come on a world tour and now we're all great friends.
Oct 4, 2010 5:11pm
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Oct 4, 2010 5:18 PM
dlazz;507170 wrote:I was dating this girl once and she broke up with me a few years into our relationship. She got really mad so I had Metallica come to my house and play a free concert for all of my friends and family but she wasn't invited. Afterwards, I got to smoke weed with the band and they let me come on a world tour and now we're all great friends.

I 100 percent believe this because I hang with the band too and they remember you.
Oct 4, 2010 5:18pm
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Oct 4, 2010 10:09 PM
Belly35;506667 wrote:Why do anything ...over is over If you're that immature and can move on or out of the picture …. you are a worthless mf
Ok

Secondly: If you put yourself in a situation where someone can use something against you that you're concerned about ....you're as stupid as he or she is...for doing something to you after being dumped…
Disagree. That's like the argument that people in favor of certain legislation/company policies/whathaveyou bring up when people voice privacy concerns. "Don't do it if you don't want people seeing/knowing". It's an incorrect argument.
Oct 4, 2010 10:09pm
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Oct 5, 2010 12:29 AM
ccrunner609;507359 wrote:I dont believe any of it, there is no way that any girl would date him for more then a week.

this
Oct 5, 2010 12:29am
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Oct 5, 2010 9:07 AM
I Wear Pants;507515 wrote:Disagree. That's like the argument that people in favor of certain legislation/company policies/whathaveyou bring up when people voice privacy concerns. "Don't do it if you don't want people seeing/knowing". It's an incorrect argument.

I think there is a slight difference between arguing against privacy concerns by saying "don't do it and you have nothing to worry about" and saying your an idiot for letting yourself be filmed doing things you shouldn't be.
Oct 5, 2010 9:07am
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Oct 5, 2010 9:56 AM
I don't know if this is "bad", but after my ex and I split up, I told him to come back for his stuff the very next day, I would have it all packed up for him. He didn't come. I lived in town at the time and was renting. Lots of wild cats around.
So, I set all the boxes and totes out in the driveway, and he finally picked it up about 6 days later. Now, it was August. It had rained, got cat piss all over it, and who knows what else in the meantime.
He got pissed at me because some of his games got ruined (the ones that weren't stolen) and some boxes of clothes smelled like cat piss.

Not my problem.
Oct 5, 2010 9:56am
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Oct 5, 2010 10:27 AM
Dear Forum,
I never thought I would be writing to you, but guess what I did to my ex?..........................
Oct 5, 2010 10:27am
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Oct 5, 2010 10:50 AM
Wasted money on a dozen roses to be an A$$. Left a note with them saying, I hope she wilts away like these roses will!
Oct 5, 2010 10:50am