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Tiernan

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Oct 1, 2010 10:57 AM
Zach Howell is a very good lax player too...ALL NCAA Tournamnet team last June...boy knows how to handle his stick(s) obviously.
Oct 1, 2010 10:57am
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FatHobbit

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Oct 1, 2010 11:20 AM
that's awesome.
points were deducted for rudeness or being canadian
For some reason that part made me LOL
Oct 1, 2010 11:20am
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Fab4Runner

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Oct 1, 2010 11:32 AM
Scarlet_Buckeye;503418 wrote:No way this is legit.

Why?
Oct 1, 2010 11:32am
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Laley23

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Oct 1, 2010 11:44 AM
darbypitcher22;503037 wrote:god some of you guys must be just rakin in bitches that look like porn stars and models then

Yep, on both accounts. That chick is not hot. Drunk, I would probably bang her, but I wouldnt brag about it. She just isnt attractive.
Oct 1, 2010 11:44am
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Heretic

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Oct 1, 2010 1:12 PM
Laley23;503461 wrote:Yep, on both accounts. That chick is not hot. Drunk, I would probably bang her, but I wouldnt brag about it. She just isnt attractive.

This. I'm not a "I've banged gazillions of hotter chicks no matter who you're talking about" guy, but looking at that pic...I definitely have done better than that. Shit, I could type in a random name into Facebook and probably find a more attractive woman.
Oct 1, 2010 1:12pm
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Oct 1, 2010 1:40 PM
Fab4Runner;503326 wrote:I think this girl is a slut...but tons of college girls do this all the time. The only thing that makes her different is that she wrote about it and now the world is reading it.

PS....I have guy friends that have numbers in the 30s, 40s and even 50s. They are disgusting and yet...no one ever makes a big deal about them banging a different girl every night they go to the bar.

This all reminds me of something that happened in the dorms in college. I was an RA in a co-ed dorm and one of the girls had written a log of all the guys she slept with and put comments on the side (positions, size, whether the sex was good or not). I never forgot the number--- she had slept with 88 guys. Somehow the log got stolen and was making its way around the dorm. A lot of trouble brewed because there were other girls boyfriends on the list and the guy was outed and/or guys were embarrassed that every one knew about it.

The funny thing was she was not very attractive. Seems like those are always the ones getting their freak on.
Oct 1, 2010 1:40pm
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FatHobbit

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Oct 1, 2010 1:43 PM
wes_mantooth;502855 wrote:I honestly would not hit that....
Would not hit? There's nothing wrong with a girl who fucks/sucks and then goes away. (which seems to be her thing) I've done way way way worse. I can give that she's not the smokingest hot chick on the planet but she isn't ugly.
Oct 1, 2010 1:43pm
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Oct 1, 2010 1:44 PM
Little Danny;503559 wrote:The funny thing was she was not very attractive. Seems like those are always the ones getting their freak on.

Ugly chicks need love too.
Oct 1, 2010 1:44pm
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Oct 1, 2010 2:07 PM
Y-Town Steelhound;503338 wrote:A key that opens many lock is a master key. A lock that is opened by many keys is a shitty lock.

Hahahahaha precisely
Oct 1, 2010 2:07pm
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Steel Valley Football

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Oct 1, 2010 7:22 PM
Fake.
Oct 1, 2010 7:22pm
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friendfromlowry

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Oct 1, 2010 7:46 PM
Fab4Runner;503326 wrote:PS....I have guy friends that have numbers in the 30s, 40s and even 50s. They are disgusting and yet...no one ever makes a big deal about them banging a different girl every night they go to the bar.

I would call your guy friends whores just like I'd call this girl a whore. No difference.
Oct 1, 2010 7:46pm
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sportchampps

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Oct 2, 2010 1:11 PM
shes like the opposite of the dude from i hope they serve beer in hell and he went to duke to
Oct 2, 2010 1:11pm
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El Jefe Grande

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Oct 2, 2010 7:34 PM
Just another bopper.
Oct 2, 2010 7:34pm
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Oct 2, 2010 7:36 PM
sportchampps;504524 wrote:shes like the opposite of the dude from i hope they serve beer in hell and he went to duke to
Tucker Max, his movies sucked balls but ther book was good.
Oct 2, 2010 7:36pm
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Scarlet_Buckeye

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Oct 3, 2010 11:05 AM
Fab4Runner;503455 wrote:Why?

Come on Fab... I mean, girls are pretty stupid, but they're not THAT stupid ;-)

No... no way this is legit because no one would ever dream of standing up in front of a class (or professor) and admitting what big of a whore they are.
Oct 3, 2010 11:05am
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karen lotz

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Oct 3, 2010 1:01 PM
I'm pretty sure it wasn't an actual thesis. It was something she shared with a few friends and it then got forwarded to someone in one of the frats, who then forwarded to everyone he knew and it went on from there. The list itself is real, as a bunch of the guys listed are not happy with it.
Oct 3, 2010 1:01pm
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swamisez

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Oct 3, 2010 2:41 PM
And where did Tucker go to school? Duke.

I think it is a copy cat of Tucker's book, it is just the female version.

Tucker is a slut, so is she. Duke is full of them, and no the quality of the girls at Duke isn't great. But it doesn't have to be Carolina and State are less than 20 mins away. State and Carolina are both loaded with talent.
Oct 3, 2010 2:41pm
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like_that

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Oct 3, 2010 5:06 PM
She can't even compare to tucker. This bitch just went out to get fucked. Tucker went out to fuck, and be an asshole. Being an asshole is what made Tucker Max's stories, not his hookups.
Oct 3, 2010 5:06pm
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#1DBag

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Oct 4, 2010 11:23 AM
No basketball players?
Oct 4, 2010 11:23am
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j_crazy

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Oct 4, 2010 12:39 PM
#1DBag;506791 wrote:No basketball players?

i know right?

judging from her "sample group" her vagina is racist and what school has more white basketball players than Duke?

answer: NONE
Oct 4, 2010 12:39pm
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zambrown

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Oct 4, 2010 1:55 PM
About all I can add to this (and it's already been said) is: Your parents must be so proud. SMH
Oct 4, 2010 1:55pm
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MontyBrunswick

Oct 4, 2010 5:23 PM
This would be a comical story if she weren't from Duke.
Oct 4, 2010 5:23pm