GUIDO ALERT: MTV Launches new show "Jersey Shore"

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See this? This is my new fuckin' aircut. Bitches love my aircut.
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MUSCLE MILK!
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Not now chief I'm in the zone!
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They got the same f'n haircut.
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Fuckin' skanks.
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bwahahaha
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OneBuckeye wrote:

bwahahaha
Look more like short-haired Oompa Loompas.
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Nov 25, 2009 2:33 PM
I saw this like 2 weeks ago, and I immediately hit the interwebs to confirm that this was some kind of joke, like MTV kind of making fun of itself.

Imagine my letdown when I realized it was real. LISTEN TO THOSE PEOPLE!!

"Fist Pumpin' like champs!!"?????????

Holy F, if I was Italian American, I'd want to fight all of these people.
Nov 25, 2009 2:33pm
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Nov 25, 2009 2:34 PM
I thought that this was a minority of NJ. Sounds like its a majority. Sad.
Nov 25, 2009 2:34pm
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It doesn't matter, anything pales in comparison, or is a complete swagger jack of the True Life episode where they documented the guys that had a timeshare at the Jersey Shore. It's on tonight at 9, I don't know if I'll be home but I definitely have it set on the DVR. I suggest you do the same. Just beautiful.
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I think these Italian American groups have a legit gripe (Well, except for all of the "OMG, we lived through the Soprano's and it was sooooooo bad" stuff, perhaps)....but not legit enough to get MTV to re-think it's programming.

BET has a lot of buffoonery that I just don't watch, and as much as it sucks, that type of boycott might be this, or any group's only out.
Nov 25, 2009 2:55pm
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Nov 25, 2009 3:04 PM
This is a serious question..Do all males that are in the 16-30 age range have that stupid ass hair cut and look like huge bags of douche?(speaking of Jersey that is)
Nov 25, 2009 3:04pm
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Their eyebrows are what frightens me most.
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Nov 25, 2009 9:07 PM
lol i have a buddy who is italian and spikes his hair like a Guido but has no clue what a Guido is...i started calling him it one day and he like the word so much that he now goes by it as an official nickname completely unphased by the actual meaning, which is the opposite of him except the italian and hair spiking part.
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burt07 wrote: It doesn't matter, anything pales in comparison, or is a complete swagger jack of the True Life episode where they documented the guys that had a timeshare at the Jersey Shore. It's on tonight at 9, I don't know if I'll be home but I definitely have it set on the DVR. I suggest you do the same. Just beautiful.
Im watching it right now...ive seen it before but its still pretty amusing. Its amazing how the main guy thinks hes the coolest thing since sliced bread. I would want to bet half the girls who talk to him do so just so he hopefully does not go psycho ape shit on them for rejecting him.
Nov 25, 2009 9:17pm
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You talking about the bald guy with the beret? Man he cracks me up especially when he threatens that dude in line at the taco stand or whatever that is classic.
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Nov 25, 2009 9:26 PM
^yea...I love how every place the group goes is "their place" and "nobody takes over their place".
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