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SnotBubbles

Sep 9, 2010 4:43 PM
...this chick who just broke up with her 20 year old Dennison University boyfriend. They had been together for like 2-1/2 years.

Best. Fuck. Ever.

Sep 9, 2010 4:43pm
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ohiotiger33

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Sep 9, 2010 4:43 PM
You fucked a stuffed animal?
Sep 9, 2010 4:43pm
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Fab1b

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Sep 9, 2010 4:44 PM
LMAO
Sep 9, 2010 4:44pm
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coyotes22

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Sep 9, 2010 4:47 PM
Turrible. Just turrible I say.
Sep 9, 2010 4:47pm
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Little Danny

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Sep 9, 2010 4:50 PM
ROFL!!!

The sad truth is this is what that guy will be saying. Conversely, when UA hooks up with a new girl he will blow his load very quickly. I'm not trying to pick on you UA, it is biology. Us guys get the short end of the stick in that regard. Hopefully after you hook up with a honey or two you will be able to get a girl who just broke up with some other dude to even it all out.
Sep 9, 2010 4:50pm
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ohiotiger33

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Sep 9, 2010 4:51 PM
Lol I totally missed the first thread. Hilarious.
Sep 9, 2010 4:51pm
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Sep 9, 2010 4:51 PM
Little Danny;477384 wrote:ROFL!!!

The sad truth is this is what that guy will be saying. Conversely, when UA hooks up with a new girl he will blow his load very quickly. I'm not trying to pick on you UA, it is biology. Us guys get the short end of the stick in that regard. Hopefully after you hook up with a honey or two you will be able to get a girl who just broke up with some other dude to even it all out.

Sooooo he needs to jerkoff before he goes out not to bust his load so quickly, got it.
Sep 9, 2010 4:51pm
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Fab1b

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Sep 9, 2010 4:52 PM
clean those pipes first brother!!
Sep 9, 2010 4:52pm
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Sep 9, 2010 4:53 PM
Bravo, sir. Lulz all around.
Sep 9, 2010 4:53pm
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CinciX12

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Sep 9, 2010 5:28 PM
That picture is straight up disturbing as hell.
Sep 9, 2010 5:28pm
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Sep 9, 2010 5:31 PM
6/10
Sep 9, 2010 5:31pm
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UA5straightin2008

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Sep 9, 2010 5:35 PM
its deNison, dumbass
Sep 9, 2010 5:35pm
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Fab1b

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Sep 9, 2010 5:52 PM
^Rub
Sep 9, 2010 5:52pm
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Sep 9, 2010 6:53 PM
good god, I didn't know Kermit was such a player. He's tearing that up. :D
Sep 9, 2010 6:53pm
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chicago510

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Sep 9, 2010 8:04 PM
Not your best work snot.

But that GIF is incredible. In a creepy way
Sep 9, 2010 8:04pm
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se-alum

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Sep 9, 2010 8:17 PM
Yea, this "joke" is pretty much played out.
Sep 9, 2010 8:17pm
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tk421

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Sep 9, 2010 8:19 PM
Is there anything original on the interwebs anymore?
Sep 9, 2010 8:19pm
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darbypitcher22

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Sep 9, 2010 8:29 PM
awesome for you man
Sep 9, 2010 8:29pm
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Art Modell

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Sep 9, 2010 9:09 PM
Great job Snot. LMAO.
Sep 9, 2010 9:09pm
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queencitybuckeye

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Sep 9, 2010 9:27 PM
I believe a girl half his age is the best he can do. Young girls like crazy old men.
Sep 9, 2010 9:27pm
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Sep 9, 2010 10:42 PM
tk421;477723 wrote:Is there anything original on the interwebs anymore?

This. Snot... Go kill yourself... but make sure to drink a ton, dope up on meds, and write about it first! :D
Sep 9, 2010 10:42pm
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Sep 9, 2010 10:48 PM
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Sep 9, 2010 10:53 PM
This is so mean...
Sep 9, 2010 10:53pm
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Sep 9, 2010 11:16 PM
Big whoop. I just got back from Charlotte where I banged a retarded midget with one arm and an eye patch who just dumped this asshole college kid.
Sep 9, 2010 11:16pm
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Sonofanump

Sep 9, 2010 11:19 PM
j_crazy;478041 wrote:...with one arm
Did she work at Wendy's?
Sep 9, 2010 11:19pm