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Heavy Drinkers Outlive Nondrinkers

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power i

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1,296 posts
Aug 30, 2010 12:08 PM
Good news for me. :D
Aug 30, 2010 12:08pm
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THE4RINGZ

R.I.P Thread Bomber

16,816 posts
Aug 30, 2010 12:19 PM
Thank you for bringing this to light. I am forwarding the news story to my doctor so he will once and for all get off my ass.

I want a really cool 100th birthday cake.
Aug 30, 2010 12:19pm
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Mohican00

Dirty White Boy

3,394 posts
Aug 30, 2010 12:29 PM
fuck yeah, on my way to immortality
Aug 30, 2010 12:29pm
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Darkon

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3,476 posts
Aug 30, 2010 12:33 PM
I'm going to print this and leave it on the table with a note to the wife.
"Went To The Bar!"


Things are looking up.
Aug 30, 2010 12:33pm
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Heretic

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18,820 posts
Aug 30, 2010 12:57 PM
Hell yeah! I'm gonna live forever!!!!
Aug 30, 2010 12:57pm
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I Wear Pants

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16,223 posts
Aug 30, 2010 1:55 PM
Moderate drinking gets you the longest life. I'm going to live forever apparently.
Aug 30, 2010 1:55pm
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Aug 30, 2010 2:04 PM
Apparently I should fall off the wagon?
Aug 30, 2010 2:04pm
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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7,733 posts
Aug 30, 2010 2:13 PM
ernest_t_bass;466164 wrote:Apparently I should fall off the wagon?

You don't drink and you ride a cart.

R.I.P.
Aug 30, 2010 2:13pm
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Darkon

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Aug 30, 2010 2:15 PM
ernest_t_bass;466164 wrote:Apparently I should fall off the wagon?

You would probably get run over by the wagon. LOL
Aug 30, 2010 2:15pm
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Aug 30, 2010 2:35 PM
ZWICK 4 PREZ;466171 wrote:You don't drink and you ride a cart.

R.I.P.

Rode in a cart around The Country Club at Muirfield this weekend. It was sweet! Drinks were free though, so that sucked that I didn't partake :(
Aug 30, 2010 2:35pm
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wes_mantooth

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17,977 posts
Aug 30, 2010 2:54 PM
I have had a beer or two in my day...
Aug 30, 2010 2:54pm
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yobro08

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237 posts
Aug 30, 2010 3:15 PM
fuck yes!
Aug 30, 2010 3:15pm
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Rotinaj

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7,699 posts
Aug 30, 2010 3:30 PM
I don't buy it.
Aug 30, 2010 3:30pm
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berry

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475 posts
Aug 30, 2010 4:30 PM
Non drinkers are generally much poorer and eat themselves to an early grave.
Aug 30, 2010 4:30pm
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Cat Food Flambe'

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1,230 posts
Aug 30, 2010 5:53 PM
Living with a heavy drinker is what takes years off your life! :)
Aug 30, 2010 5:53pm
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Curly J

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7,282 posts
Aug 30, 2010 6:52 PM
Best news I have heard in a while.
Aug 30, 2010 6:52pm
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rugbywrestler

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462 posts
Aug 30, 2010 7:03 PM
Brilliant!
Aug 30, 2010 7:03pm
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Fly4Fun

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7,730 posts
Aug 30, 2010 7:04 PM
Time to go hit the bottle!
Aug 30, 2010 7:04pm
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tk421

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Aug 30, 2010 7:12 PM
Not buying it.
Aug 30, 2010 7:12pm
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redfalcon

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1,088 posts
Aug 30, 2010 8:35 PM
I am immortal!
Aug 30, 2010 8:35pm
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Go4alOngbOmB

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673 posts
Aug 31, 2010 12:37 AM
Stay thirsty my friends.....
Aug 31, 2010 12:37am
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Darkon

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3,476 posts
Aug 31, 2010 12:43 AM
Go4alOngbOmB;466712 wrote:Stay thirsty my friends.....

Nice!
Good beer.
Aug 31, 2010 12:43am
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darbypitcher22

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8,000 posts
Aug 31, 2010 8:15 AM
not sure how I feel about this. Guess I'll live a little longer than I would have had I never started drinking, but on the same hand I guess I'll die earlier than I would have had I been a hardcore booze hound.
Aug 31, 2010 8:15am