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Fab1b

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Aug 26, 2010 1:48 PM
I know what you are thinking, those you never want to eat!! These though have been tearing up my stomach all day so far but they are tasty treats!!

Aug 26, 2010 1:48pm
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j_crazy

7 gram rocks. how i roll.

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Aug 26, 2010 1:51 PM
Considering I'm currently perched on a toilet myself, I'd like to add seafood lasagna to the list of suspects.
Aug 26, 2010 1:51pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Aug 26, 2010 1:56 PM
The fact the word "Tijuana" is in the title of the food should have been your first and, oh I don't know, your 14th clue you would be glued to the shitter most of today.
Aug 26, 2010 1:56pm
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BigAppleBuckeye

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Aug 26, 2010 1:57 PM
THE4RINGZ;462624 wrote:The fact the word "Tijuana" is in the title of the food should have benn your first and, oh I don't know, your 14th clue you would be glued to the shitter most of today.

Exactly what I was thinking! haha ... I mean, my ass steers clear of the Beirut Burrito aisle
Aug 26, 2010 1:57pm
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Fab1b

The Bald A-Hole!!

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Aug 26, 2010 1:59 PM
Pickled sausages are tasty though!!
Aug 26, 2010 1:59pm
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j_crazy

7 gram rocks. how i roll.

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Aug 26, 2010 2:01 PM
also, if you wouldn't drink the water at tijuana mama's house, why would you eat her snatch?
Aug 26, 2010 2:01pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Aug 26, 2010 2:01 PM
But your ass isn't enjoying them today as much as your mouth did last night. Learn your lesson and hit the Dorito aisle next time you are hungry like that.
Aug 26, 2010 2:01pm
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Gardens35

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Aug 26, 2010 9:53 PM
When I was a little kid my parents took us on a day trip to Tijuana. I saw a guy eating a tijuana mama in an alley way.........my mom covered my eyes so I don't know what happened after that. I bought a neat little switchblade for a dollar. End of rant.
Aug 26, 2010 9:53pm
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redfalcon

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Aug 26, 2010 9:56 PM
I've ate in Tiujana. Its not that bad.
Aug 26, 2010 9:56pm
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tk421

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Aug 27, 2010 12:34 AM
Huh, never saw those before.
Aug 27, 2010 12:34am